Seagulls v Magpies 20 June at The Amex. 6pm KO if you can be bothered to watch it's on Sky1 and Sky sports

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

Only 10  more minutes for Brucey to hang on and prove he’s a better Toon manager than Rafa.

[NJS 3972]

Commentators whinging about a game being shit to watch that they deliberately moved to fucking show. 

[Monkeys Fist 38675]

7 minutes ago, Alex said:

The half-hearted, disinterested patter in this thread is still miles more entertaining than the match 

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

1 minute ago, Monkeys Fist said:

‘I’ve done better than Rafa but some fans will never accept me due to my sunlun connection’

[Isegrim 8870]

7 minutes ago, Alex said:

The half-hearted, disinterested patter in this thread is still miles more entertaining than the match 

If that’s halfhearted, I don’t want to know what’s plain dead is. There has been more excitement at the German convention of telling unfunny jokes...

[ewerk 26228]

 

9 minutes ago, essembeeofsunderland said:

Only 10  more minutes for Brucey to hang on and prove he’s a better Toon manager than Rafa.

He still needs a win against Liverpool for that.

[Isegrim 8870]

This game is the COVID-10 match of football matches. A ventilator would be totally wasted.

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

Just now, ewerk said:

 

He still needs a win against Liverpool for that.

Oops.I thought a point tonight was enough.

[ewerk 26228]

Two points taken from the last possible 15 for us. Please tell us more about how well Brucey has been doing.

[Tom 13830]

What a pile of absolute shite.

[trooper 940]

Awful game 

[Ayatollah Hermione 12756]

Let’s hope this summers tactic of “Buy players from Motherwell” is a master stroke because the lack of quality is ridiculous.

 

The terrible injury record combined with erratic Graham Carr scouting, the fucking manager and the tightened schedule might make next year very grim indeed.

[Isegrim 8870]

2 minutes ago, Tom said:

What a pile of absolute shite.

To be fair to essembee, he’s getting more relaxed these days though.

[Sonatine 9975]

Went round to my dads to watch the match.  He said the only thing that stood out was Brewceys beer gut.

[Dr Gloom 19778]

1 minute ago, Sonatine said:

Went round to my dads to watch the match.  He said the only thing that stood out was Brewceys beer gut.

Don’t know about that. You wouldn’t get many of his man boobs to the pound 

[Dr Gloom 19778]

Only caught the last half hour, fortunately. Carroll looks absolutely finished. 

[Alex 30336]

If the bairn hadn’t wanted to watch that I’d have turned over. What an absolute parcel of shite. 

[Dr Gloom 19778]

Always cracks me up when some thick as mince footballer does a post-match interview and doesn’t stop touching his face. Proper weird tick - is it specific to footballers? 

[Dougle 2853]

Listened to this bollocks on 5-live and the only interesting thing whole match was them leaving the mics on at half time by accident. Even that was shite though not even any swearing.

Cunts.

[Sonatine 9975]

9 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

Only caught the last half hour, fortunately. Carroll looks absolutely finished. 

 

Thankfully, even we aren't daft enough to give him an extension.

 

Oh.....

[Tdansmith 2093]

Glad i never had to pay to watch that crap

[ewerk 26228]

Undoubtedly the highlight of the match.

 

[Tdansmith 2093]

6 hours ago, Alex said:

Any news on whether Luke Edwards is watching this one? 

How long before he tweets bruce is better than Rafa ? 

[Dr Gloom 19778]

Fuck me, Souness and Dyer aren’t half talking some shite here 

[Sonatine 9975]

 

At least some fucker can spot it.