Super satda, Bruce's Noocarsuw v Dyche's Burnley

[Dr Gloom 19727]

“He’s a good manager. He’s done a good job”,

Micah Richards had impressed me as a pundit until now 

[Howmanheyman 26598]

Fuck me, they can't help big Bruce up, can they? Slaughtered Benitez, like.

 

 

[Carl 175]

[Dr Gloom 19727]

Big Joe playing in the number 10 role. Mint

[OTF 6129]

Starting off with some absolute shite commentary telling with a straight face about how Bruce has got the fans on side and the side in form. FFS.

[OTF 6129]

ASM you beauty!

[Dr Gloom 19727]

Get in there ASM

[Howmanheyman 26598]

Cracking goal!

[Carl 175]

So thats Burnley and Fulham down

[Ayatollah Hermione 12736]

Never known any actual footballer have less of a football brain than Joelinton. He never moves into space whatsoever

[247 597]

So is Joelintion a striker again?

[Dr Gloom 19727]

4 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Never known any actual footballer have less of a football brain than Joelinton. He never moves into space whatsoever

Always on his heels watching the ball instead of gambling and moving to where it might end up 

[Dr Gloom 19727]

3 minutes ago, 247 said:

So is Joelintion a striker again?

Bruce is reinventing him as the next del piero 

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

I hate Shelve me. Carrying a player of his mould usually comes with the benefit of them being able to ping set pieces but nah, shite at them. He's just turbo-shit. Kudos to Rafa for making him look temporarily decent.

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

How does this commentator get 'cher' from 'schar'?

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

Joelinton, the most flat footed player in the league. He couldn't read a bus timetable never mind the game.

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

Cher fucked

[Howmanheyman 26598]

'Sums up Bruce's luck'

 

Are they taking the piss after last week?

[Howmanheyman 26598]

Schar a knocking bet to get done from a dead ball at some point regardless of injury against Burnley.

[OTF 6129]

Just now, TheGingerQuiff said:

Cher fucked

 

Been downhill since Mermaids TBH.

[NJS 3960]

If a player's out for a while with a shoulder injury, you'd think "can you land on it" would be part of the readiness tests - seemingly not. 

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

Just now, NJS said:

If a player's out for a while with a shoulder injury, you'd think "can you land on it" would be part of the readiness tests - seemingly not. 

 

Bruce's sport scientists magic sponged it

[Meenzer 13951]

6 minutes ago, TheGingerQuiff said:

How does this commentator get 'cher' from 'schar'?

 

By pronouncing 'Schär'

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

Just now, Meenzer said:

 

By pronouncing 'Schär'

 

We voted leave mate, europe and their fancy grammar can stay on the continent.

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

3 minutes ago, OTF said:

 

Been downhill since Mermaids TBH.

 

Laughed more than I should have there