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would u leave your lass?

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I wouldn't...

 

but i'm half single right now  :(

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...what's " half single"....you know she's going to dump you but she hasn't told you yet ???? :D

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I wouldn't...

 

but i'm half single right now  ;)

93716[/snapback]

 

 

...what's " half single"....you know she's going to dump you but she hasn't told you yet ???? :D

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Either that or he hasn't got caught yet. After which time he'll be 'half male' :(

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I wouldn't...

 

but i'm half single right now  ;)

93716[/snapback]

 

 

...what's " half single"....you know she's going to dump you but she hasn't told you yet ???? :D

93729[/snapback]

 

No the lass and myself aren't an official item yet, therefore I class myself as half single. :(

 

*chooses to ignore alex's post* ;)

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I wouldn't...

 

but i'm half single right now  :nufc:

93716[/snapback]

 

 

...what's " half single"....you know she's going to dump you but she hasn't told you yet ???? :D

93729[/snapback]

 

No the lass and myself aren't an official item yet, therefore I class myself as half single. ;)

 

*chooses to ignore alex's post* ;)

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????? ....what do you have to do to be an "official" item...initials in love bites on her back or something..... :(

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I wouldn't...

 

but i'm half single right now  :nufc:

93716[/snapback]

 

 

...what's " half single"....you know she's going to dump you but she hasn't told you yet ???? :D

93729[/snapback]

 

No the lass and myself aren't an official item yet, therefore I class myself as half single. ;)

 

*chooses to ignore alex's post* ;)

93743[/snapback]

 

 

????? ....what do you have to do to be an "official" item...initials in love bites on her back or something..... :(

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Wouldn't say no :nufc:

Naw both of us seem too shy to ask the other out. :nufc:

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I wouldn't...

 

but i'm half single right now  :nufc:

93716[/snapback]

 

 

...what's " half single"....you know she's going to dump you but she hasn't told you yet ???? :D

93729[/snapback]

 

No the lass and myself aren't an official item yet, therefore I class myself as half single. ;)

 

*chooses to ignore alex's post* ;)

93743[/snapback]

 

 

????? ....what do you have to do to be an "official" item...initials in love bites on her back or something..... :(

93746[/snapback]

 

Wouldn't say no :nufc:

Naw both of us seem too shy to ask the other out. :nufc:

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Don't ask SMO or Wacky for any tips then ....... :blush:

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I wouldn't...

 

but i'm half single right now  :nufc:

93716[/snapback]

 

 

...what's " half single"....you know she's going to dump you but she hasn't told you yet ???? :(

93729[/snapback]

 

No the lass and myself aren't an official item yet, therefore I class myself as half single. ;)

 

*chooses to ignore alex's post* :nufc:

93743[/snapback]

 

 

????? ....what do you have to do to be an "official" item...initials in love bites on her back or something..... ;)

93746[/snapback]

 

Wouldn't say no :nufc:

Naw both of us seem too shy to ask the other out. :blush:

93748[/snapback]

 

Don't ask SMO or Wacky for any tips then ....... :nufc:

93749[/snapback]

 

I daren't :D Would probably end up slapped with a reputation I'd rather not have B)

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You must be a resident of easter island if you aren't moved by a film like the green mile  ;)

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Bollocks.

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1 & 6 - just how i like them.

 

If your lass hadn't been there on Saturday night and the fact that your lass knows my lass i can guarantee you Bingo fever wouldn't be the only thing her lucky mate would have woke up with on Sunday morning.

 

Given half a sniff she's be juggling my balls!

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or a big tart that cries at movies, when a mouse dies...  :razz:

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You must be a resident of easter island if you aren't moved by a film like the green mile ;)

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GF is actually a resident of Eater Island (so I've heard)

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or a big tart that cries at movies, when a mouse dies...  :blush:

93769[/snapback]

 

You must be a resident of easter island if you aren't moved by a film like the green mile ;)

93837[/snapback]

GF is actually a resident of Eater Island (so I've heard)

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Well I was thinking huge emotionless head but that's even better :rolleyes::razz:

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wor lasses mate won 100 grand on the national bingo in november last year, now i think she's got the hots for me..

 

i need some advice, should i give her a piece of the ravtash or leave well alone?

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Watch out or you might end up single:

 

If your girlfriend dumps you because you would rather be with her mate

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If your girlfriends mate dumps you because she doesnt want to spoil their friendship.

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Ravtash gsoh. ohas. wltm. a nice lass even if she doesnt have 100k etc. etc.

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