Gemmill 34151 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 (edited) I've had an email from the National Lottery telling me they have "exciting news" about my ticket for last Wednesday's draw. But I can't check cos I'm at work and you can't get on the lottery site from here. I know it'll only be a tenner, but the anticipation is too much. I might have to tell my boss I've won the lottery so I'm off, and then just come in looking very sheepish tomorrow if it's not the jackpot. EDIT! Whaddya all want if I've won? Edited February 15, 2006 by Gemmill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 I can check them for you if you like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 I'd like you to pay for some more bandwidth please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 13924 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Yeah, you should bankroll this place. Imagine the adulation! The groupies! The pies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 the National Lottery does NOT send out emails to winners It's a scam - there are a number around right now for the Irish Sweepstake, El Gordo etc etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 the National Lottery does NOT send out emails to winners It's a scam - there are a number around right now for the Irish Sweepstake, El Gordo etc etc 94933[/snapback] Sorry Scott Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34151 Posted February 15, 2006 Author Share Posted February 15, 2006 the National Lottery does NOT send out emails to winners It's a scam - there are a number around right now for the Irish Sweepstake, El Gordo etc etc 94933[/snapback] It does if you buy your ticket online. Wrong again, Robster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Yeah, you should bankroll this place. Imagine the adulation! The groupies! The pies! 94926[/snapback] The gay advances! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 the National Lottery does NOT send out emails to winners It's a scam - there are a number around right now for the Irish Sweepstake, El Gordo etc etc 94933[/snapback] It does if you buy your ticket online. Wrong again, Robster. 94935[/snapback] Excellent! Rob being wrong is even better than Gemmill being scammed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 13924 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Yeah, you should bankroll this place. Imagine the adulation! The groupies! The pies! 94926[/snapback] The gay advances! 94936[/snapback] To be fair, most of us get them anyway, it's only Gemmill's fat ginger genes that prevent him scoring with the boys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 (edited) Either Gemmill is being scammed or Rob is wrong, everyone's a winner! Edited February 15, 2006 by sweetleftpeg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34151 Posted February 15, 2006 Author Share Posted February 15, 2006 I'm not being scammed - it's one of their selling points on their own website, that you don't need to check your ticket because they'll let you know if it's a winner by emailing you. You then have to log in to check on their website what you've won. Anyway, I think you should all be a bit nicer to me, given my new-found (potentially massive) wealth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8936 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 .... liposuction please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 8862 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Wow, first Souness got his compensation now you might get some money from the lottery. You really must be a happy couple. ;-) Only joking Gemmy-darling. Will you buy me an invasion army? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 i've always liked that Gemmill bloke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie Boyo 23 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 I've never really had to say. He knows what a GREAT pal I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Ooo customized goal helmet please. Ok nout wrong with mine but it would look way cooler if I got one of those customized jobbys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie 0 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Ooo customized goal helmet please. Ok nout wrong with mine but it would look way cooler if I got one of those customized jobbys. 95089[/snapback] A customised jobby? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34151 Posted February 15, 2006 Author Share Posted February 15, 2006 You'll be getting customised nowts. It was only a tenner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 I've never liked that Gemmill bloke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Ooo customized goal helmet please. Ok nout wrong with mine but it would look way cooler if I got one of those customized jobbys. 95089[/snapback] A customised jobby? 95108[/snapback] So I wasn't the only one finding that phrase a bit dodgy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Ooo customized goal helmet please. Ok nout wrong with mine but it would look way cooler if I got one of those customized jobbys. 95089[/snapback] A customised jobby? 95108[/snapback] So I wasn't the only one finding that phrase a bit dodgy? 95115[/snapback] It's just a turn of phrase fromt he west country people (i think) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish Mag 3 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 "a wee jobby..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 "a wee jobby..." 95126[/snapback] ...notheren country then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6284 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 the National Lottery does NOT send out emails to winners It's a scam - there are a number around right now for the Irish Sweepstake, El Gordo etc etc 94933[/snapback] It does if you buy your ticket online. Wrong again, Robster. 94935[/snapback] Was gonna say, I'm being attacked by a rather unique scam then... Every now and then, they've sent me an email and also lobbed a tenner in my account - bless their souls! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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