peasepud 59 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 I've always had an 'inny' belly button but over the last couple of days its suddenly become an 'outy' and is quite tender to the touch. Anybody know whether I should be getting worried or am I just getting to see things from the other side of the inny/outty fence? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish Mag 3 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 I see its affecting your memory as well.. http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=4018 and your spelling.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17531 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Wtf? Is this some kind of wierd wind up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34151 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 What a spacka! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Wasn't this broached earlier? See your earlier thread, from the 'outy' description and the fact it's tender to touch I'd get my arse in to a doctor rather quickly if I were you. Sounds like an umbilical hernia Pud, not usually anything major, but needs looking into all the same just in case it is more serious. No torsion needed nor wanted for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted February 15, 2006 Author Share Posted February 15, 2006 jeeeeeeeeezus HTT Christ on a bike, I mustve been well plastered last night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 31 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Though owuld have been more amusing had you said you used to have an outie and now an innie. Solution:- A - Push the fecker back in B - Vacuum up your arse to try and suck back in C - Cut it off D - paint it the colour of your nipples so it blends in E - Build a tattoo around it (you know, like the words Mt. Kilimanjaro). Sorted! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Buy a pregnancy test kit. Then try to remember where you put it - you spanner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted February 15, 2006 Author Share Posted February 15, 2006 Though owuld have been more amusing had you said you used to have an outie and now an innie. Solution:- A - Push the fecker back in B - Vacuum up your arse to try and suck back in C - Cut it off D - paint it the colour of your nipples so it blends in E - Build a tattoo around it (you know, like the words Mt. Kilimanjaro). Sorted! 95392[/snapback] Gawd! you're on form these days. and as for you Cath, shame on you...Im purposefully going to refuse medical aid on the premise that a top nurse telt me I was preggas so it must be true, that way if I explode you'll be sorry and should you be right then I'll expect an instant babysitter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Though owuld have been more amusing had you said you used to have an outie and now an innie. Solution:- A - Push the fecker back in B - Vacuum up your arse to try and suck back in C - Cut it off D - paint it the colour of your nipples so it blends in E - Build a tattoo around it (you know, like the words Mt. Kilimanjaro). Sorted! 95392[/snapback] Gawd! you're on form these days. and as for you Cath, shame on you...Im purposefully going to refuse medical aid on the premise that a top nurse telt me I was preggas so it must be true, that way if I explode you'll be sorry and should you be right then I'll expect an instant babysitter. 95402[/snapback] Seriously, have you tried to push it back in? And is it painful? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted February 15, 2006 Author Share Posted February 15, 2006 Seriously, have you tried to push it back in? And is it painful? 95404[/snapback] I dunno...lets see! owwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Seriously, have you tried to push it back in? And is it painful? 95404[/snapback] I dunno...lets see! owwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!! 95408[/snapback] There's one born every minute! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted February 15, 2006 Author Share Posted February 15, 2006 Seriously, have you tried to push it back in? And is it painful? 95404[/snapback] I dunno...lets see! owwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!! 95408[/snapback] There's one born every minute! 95411[/snapback] dont like you whats the URL of BUPA again???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 deja vu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 Sounds like a hernia to me like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 Hope you were listening to fivelive about 5 minutes ago Pud, they've just been talking about this exact thing. Apparently Madonna's had one: Madonna has operation for hernia Madonna has undergone a procedure to correct a hernia, the singer's spokeswoman has confirmed. The 47-year-old, who won the award for best international female artist at the Brits on Wednesday, had a "minor operation" in Los Angeles last week. The singer was treated after her live performance with the Gorillaz at the Grammy Awards on 8 February. Madonna's spokeswoman added that she had fully recovered in time to attend the Brit Awards ceremony in London. The star is known for her energetic dance routines, as well as taking various forms of regular exercise and practising yoga. Dudley Rogg, clinical director of the British Hernia Centre, said that developing a hernia has no connection to physical activity or age. 'Nature's corset' "The abdominal wall is nature's corset. It is tough stuff, but full of natural weaknesses like the perforation in a postage stamp," he said. "When you get a hernia one of these windows opens a little too wide and the corset effect is lost. "The intestines come through and force their way through the wall." Mr Rogg added that developing the condition is just "the luck of the draw" and "nothing to do with physical fitness". It can affect 10% of the population, and the surgical procedure is a common one. However, in a few rare cases, a strangulated hernia can be life-threatening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 If it's merely the "luck of the draw", why is it such a common problem for footballers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 Dunno but I fucking hate Madonna Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 You'd want to watch that anger, you'll give yourself a hernia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 You'd want to watch that anger, you'll give yourself a hernia. 95612[/snapback] I hate her in a relaxed, smug, 'I'm far too superior to like her' kind of way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 Add Alsatians and I think you've got the basis of a religion there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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