Smooth Operator 10 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 .....and still haven't heard owt. Wor lass thinks that it means i'll have been unsuccessful but I remain optimistic. The interview went well and I'll be well hacked orf if I don't get through to the next stage of tests. Plus I've been practicing my call of "Tickets please" all week and would hate to think I've been wasting my breath! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34142 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Your lass sounds full of encouragement! Ah well, good luck with it anyway. I look forward to the Confessions of a Train Conductor threads that this career move could spawn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 There will be a 5 minute delay because our conductor is currently cracking one off... That would pretty much be your first disciplinary hearing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted February 17, 2006 Author Share Posted February 17, 2006 There will be a 5 minute delay because our conductor is currently cracking one off... That would pretty much be your first disciplinary hearing. 96021[/snapback] There will be a 5 minute delay because our conductor is currently cracking one off...over the face of a gorgeous young female passenger who boarded the train without a ticket and wishes to make payment in an unconventional manner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17524 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Train conductors are complete tossers actually - well GNER ones are anyway. What's the pay like, or are you in it ofr the perks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted February 17, 2006 Author Share Posted February 17, 2006 Train conductors are complete tossers actually - well GNER ones are anyway. What's the pay like, or are you in it ofr the perks? 96035[/snapback] Are you of this opinion cos they once fined you? I'm in it for the fast-track opportunities to be a train driver where the real money is. The perks will come in handy, free train travel all over Europe for all the family. Conductors start on 18k but drivers are on double. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17524 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Train conductors are complete tossers actually - well GNER ones are anyway. What's the pay like, or are you in it ofr the perks? 96035[/snapback] Are you of this opinion cos they once fined you? I'm in it for the fast-track opportunities to be a train driver where the real money is. The perks will come in handy, free train travel all over Europe for all the family. Conductors start on 18k but drivers are on double. 96043[/snapback] Aye, fined me over £200 for being 5 minutes late! I hope if you get the job you will be a decent honest conductor and accept bribes. I always wanted to be a train driver, can't see it happening now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Your lass sounds full of encouragement! Ah well, good luck with it anyway. I look forward to the Confessions of a Train Conductor threads that this career move could spawn. 96019[/snapback] S-O is our resident Robin Askwith like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Train conductors are complete tossers actually - well GNER ones are anyway. What's the pay like, or are you in it ofr the perks? 96035[/snapback] Are you of this opinion cos they once fined you? I'm in it for the fast-track opportunities to be a train driver where the real money is. The perks will come in handy, free train travel all over Europe for all the family. Conductors start on 18k but drivers are on double. 96043[/snapback] Aye, fined me over £200 for being 5 minutes late! I hope if you get the job you will be a decent honest conductor and accept bribes. I always wanted to be a train driver, can't see it happening now. 96048[/snapback] He was only doing his job, it wasn't his fault you were late was it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17524 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Train conductors are complete tossers actually - well GNER ones are anyway. What's the pay like, or are you in it ofr the perks? 96035[/snapback] Are you of this opinion cos they once fined you? I'm in it for the fast-track opportunities to be a train driver where the real money is. The perks will come in handy, free train travel all over Europe for all the family. Conductors start on 18k but drivers are on double. 96043[/snapback] Aye, fined me over £200 for being 5 minutes late! I hope if you get the job you will be a decent honest conductor and accept bribes. I always wanted to be a train driver, can't see it happening now. 96048[/snapback] He was only doing his job, it wasn't his fault you were late was it? 96050[/snapback] I'm still awaiting the outcome actually. I told them to fuck off over the full fine (in a polite way) and said we could come to an agreement or meet in court. They haven't written back since before christmas, I'm hoping their accountants are as incompetent as their rail staff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Train conductors are complete tossers actually - well GNER ones are anyway. What's the pay like, or are you in it ofr the perks? 96035[/snapback] Are you of this opinion cos they once fined you? I'm in it for the fast-track opportunities to be a train driver where the real money is. The perks will come in handy, free train travel all over Europe for all the family. Conductors start on 18k but drivers are on double. 96043[/snapback] Aye, fined me over £200 for being 5 minutes late! I hope if you get the job you will be a decent honest conductor and accept bribes. I always wanted to be a train driver, can't see it happening now. 96048[/snapback] He was only doing his job, it wasn't his fault you were late was it? 96050[/snapback] I'm still awaiting the outcome actually. I told them to fuck off over the full fine (in a polite way) and said we could come to an agreement or meet in court. They haven't written back since before christmas, I'm hoping their accountants are as incompetent as their rail staff. 96052[/snapback] I'm just joking Mr. Touchy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34142 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Train conductors are complete tossers actually - well GNER ones are anyway. What's the pay like, or are you in it ofr the perks? 96035[/snapback] Are you of this opinion cos they once fined you? I'm in it for the fast-track opportunities to be a train driver where the real money is. The perks will come in handy, free train travel all over Europe for all the family. Conductors start on 18k but drivers are on double. 96043[/snapback] Aye, fined me over £200 for being 5 minutes late! I hope if you get the job you will be a decent honest conductor and accept bribes. I always wanted to be a train driver, can't see it happening now. 96048[/snapback] He was only doing his job, it wasn't his fault you were late was it? 96050[/snapback] I'm still awaiting the outcome actually. I told them to fuck off over the full fine (in a polite way) and said we could come to an agreement or meet in court. They haven't written back since before christmas, I'm hoping their accountants are as incompetent as their rail staff. 96052[/snapback] You should have introduced the conductor to the Vulcan Death Grip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bombadil 0 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 .....and still haven't heard owt. Wor lass thinks that it means i'll have been unsuccessful but I remain optimistic. The interview went well and I'll be well hacked orf if I don't get through to the next stage of tests. Plus I've been practicing my call of "Tickets please" all week and would hate to think I've been wasting my breath! 96008[/snapback] Who's that in your avatar? Good luck with the job! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted February 17, 2006 Author Share Posted February 17, 2006 (edited) .....and still haven't heard owt. Wor lass thinks that it means i'll have been unsuccessful but I remain optimistic. The interview went well and I'll be well hacked orf if I don't get through to the next stage of tests. Plus I've been practicing my call of "Tickets please" all week and would hate to think I've been wasting my breath! 96008[/snapback] Who's that in your avatar? Good luck with the job! 96057[/snapback] Cheers mate. It's Emmerdale's Roxanne Pallett, see - http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=4022 Edited February 17, 2006 by Smooth Operator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6284 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Your lass sounds full of encouragement! Ah well, good luck with it anyway. I look forward to the Confessions of a Train Conductor threads that this career move could spawn. 96019[/snapback] S-O is our resident Robin Askwith like 96049[/snapback] The railway's answer to.... tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted February 17, 2006 Author Share Posted February 17, 2006 Your lass sounds full of encouragement! Ah well, good luck with it anyway. I look forward to the Confessions of a Train Conductor threads that this career move could spawn. 96019[/snapback] S-O is our resident Robin Askwith like 96049[/snapback] The railway's answer to.... tbh 96083[/snapback] I bet he's has some fanny in his time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bombadil 0 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 .....and still haven't heard owt. Wor lass thinks that it means i'll have been unsuccessful but I remain optimistic. The interview went well and I'll be well hacked orf if I don't get through to the next stage of tests. Plus I've been practicing my call of "Tickets please" all week and would hate to think I've been wasting my breath! 96008[/snapback] Who's that in your avatar? Good luck with the job! 96057[/snapback] Cheers mate. It's Emmerdale's Roxanne Pallett, see - http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=4022 96064[/snapback] Very nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted February 17, 2006 Author Share Posted February 17, 2006 tbh 96173[/snapback] So Miss, you have your own cabin yet you have no ticket? Let me think of the ways we can work this out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Gerrin!!! The Toontastic London trip is gonna be a corker this year, free first class rail travel there and back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted February 21, 2006 Author Share Posted February 21, 2006 Just rang the company I had the interview with and they informed me that they had 460 applicants for the job and they are still sorting through and sending letters out! Chances seem slim then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 4794 Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 Just rang the company I had the interview with and they informed me that they had 460 applicants for the job and they are still sorting through and sending letters out! Chances seem slim then! 98414[/snapback] Hopefully the interviewer will be a fellow porvort. Jobs yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted February 21, 2006 Author Share Posted February 21, 2006 Just rang the company I had the interview with and they informed me that they had 460 applicants for the job and they are still sorting through and sending letters out! Chances seem slim then! 98414[/snapback] Hopefully the interviewer will be a fellow porvort. Jobs yours. 98432[/snapback] He wasn't but the lass was defo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17524 Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 Just rang the company I had the interview with and they informed me that they had 460 applicants for the job and they are still sorting through and sending letters out! Chances seem slim then! 98414[/snapback] Hopefully the interviewer will be a fellow porvort. Jobs yours. 98432[/snapback] Special pervert handshake tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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