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Emilo Savez was critically wounded tonight when his wife, in a fit of rage, attacked her husband with a wood axe, lodging it in his forehead. The 36 year old father of three was rushed to St.Vincent's hospital when his frantic wife called police after swinging an axe into his face. Apparently Maria Savez caught her estranged husband in bed with the family housekeeper, and in a fit of rage ran to the garage and got a wood axe, then proceeded back to their bedroom.

 

Once there a struggle ensued, and Mrs. Savez ended up on top of her husband, then swung the Axe and impaled Mr. Savez in his forehead.

 

Shocked surgeons spent six hours removing and repairing the damage from the axe, and surprisingly Mr. Savez is expected to make a full recovery.

 

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I expected different from the thread title, especially as I saw who posted it :D

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Me too, a different sort of gash altogether :nufc:

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Well there's the gash you like and the gash you don't!

 

In this poor geezers case the good gash led to the bad. Ouch.

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you say that but J69 is a nurse... and he's (apparently) a bloke)

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Don't you think it might have got a mention in the story if the housekeeper had been a man?

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you say that but J69 is a nurse... and he's (apparently) a bloke)

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Don't you think it might have got a mention in the story if the housekeeper had been a man?

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I think it's moot when you look at the bigger picture.

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you say that but J69 is a nurse... and he's (apparently) a bloke)

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Don't you think it might have got a mention in the story if the housekeeper had been a man?

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I think it's moot when you look at the bigger picture.

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Something he won't be doing for a while

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GF only brought it up because he thought 'from swopping cock, to chopping block' was dead funny. FACT!

 

:nufc:

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:wub:

 

 

:yes

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Rumbled :D

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