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Lets face the facts he'll never make it at the upper echelons of the Premiership. An outstanding performance of total nothingness today against a run of the mill side from a division below. The fella posesses ZERO attacking flair.

Chelsea, Man U, Liverpool and Arsenal on home soil are the only teams that his style might be of use. Top 6/7 on the road - the rest he's only going to stifle what little creativity we might posses.

 

Supermac has it spot on in his assessment of Parker. I can fully understand why Chelsea took a major loss to sell him.

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Lets face the facts he'll never make it at the upper echelons of the Premiership. An outstanding performance of total nothingness today against a run of the mill side from a division below. The fella posesses ZERO attacking flair.

Chelsea, Man U, Liverpool and Arsenal on home soil are the only teams that his style might be of use. Top 6/7 on the road - the rest he's only going to stifle what little creativity we might posses.

 

Supermac has it spot on in his assessment of Parker. I can fully understand why Chelsea took a major loss to sell him.

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Doesnt score enough goals :D

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Another fishing thread.  BORING.

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No mate 100% fact.

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Its plain to see a near MOTM performance every week is just not acceptable!

 

Get rid IMO unless he can prove he is a 20 goals a season midfielder!

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I like cock.

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Nearly as original as this thread

97083[/snapback]

Seemed like an adequate response to me. Every redundant thread like this could use a little gaying up. :D

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Another fishing thread.  BORING.

97081[/snapback]

No mate 100% fact.

97084[/snapback]

 

 

Its plain to see a near MOTM performance every week is just not acceptable!

 

Get rid IMO unless he can prove he is a 20 goals a season midfielder!

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Perhaps 2/3 goals might show improvement - his 1 so far he knew nowt about.

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Lets face the facts he'll never make it at the upper echelons of the Premiership. An outstanding performance of total nothingness today against a run of the mill side from a division below. The fella posesses ZERO attacking flair.

Chelsea, Man U, Liverpool and Arsenal on home soil are the only teams that his style might be of use. Top 6/7 on the road - the rest he's only going to stifle what little creativity we might posses.

 

Supermac has it spot on in his assessment of Parker. I can fully understand why Chelsea took a major loss to sell him.

97079[/snapback]

 

Obviously you're trying to be like Cobh Ramblers.

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I like cock.

97082[/snapback]

 

 

Nearly as original as this thread

97083[/snapback]

Seemed like an adequate response to me. Every redundant thread like this could use a little gaying up. :D

97087[/snapback]

 

 

Cant gay up threads enough tbh!

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I like cock.

97082[/snapback]

 

 

Nearly as original as this thread

97083[/snapback]

Seemed like an adequate response to me. Every redundant thread like this could use a little gaying up. :D

97087[/snapback]

 

 

Cant gay up threads enough tbh!

97090[/snapback]

 

That's what N-O's missing, its own resident gayer. We could mate and have beautiful pink and rainbow children.

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I like cock.

97082[/snapback]

 

 

Nearly as original as this thread

97083[/snapback]

Seemed like an adequate response to me. Every redundant thread like this could use a little gaying up. :D

97087[/snapback]

 

 

Cant gay up threads enough tbh!

97090[/snapback]

 

That's what N-O's missing, its own resident gayer. We could mate and have beautiful pink and rainbow children.

97094[/snapback]

 

 

I try my best but i just dont pull it off, im more holiday apartment than camp!

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I like cock.

97082[/snapback]

 

 

Nearly as original as this thread

97083[/snapback]

Seemed like an adequate response to me. Every redundant thread like this could use a little gaying up. :D

97087[/snapback]

 

 

Cant gay up threads enough tbh!

97090[/snapback]

 

That's what N-O's missing, its own resident gayer. We could mate and have beautiful pink and rainbow children.

97094[/snapback]

 

 

I try my best but i just dont pull it off, im more holiday apartment than camp!

97096[/snapback]

 

I'd settle for a timeshare.

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I like cock.

97082[/snapback]

 

 

Nearly as original as this thread

97083[/snapback]

Seemed like an adequate response to me. Every redundant thread like this could use a little gaying up. :rolleyes:

97087[/snapback]

 

 

Cant gay up threads enough tbh!

97090[/snapback]

 

That's what N-O's missing, its own resident gayer. We could mate and have beautiful pink and rainbow children.

97094[/snapback]

 

 

I try my best but i just dont pull it off, im more holiday apartment than camp!

97096[/snapback]

 

I'd settle for a timeshare.

97097[/snapback]

 

 

:D

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Another fishing thread.  BORING.

97081[/snapback]

No mate 100% fact.

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No that would be opinion not fact..

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My 'opinion' happens to be fact.

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In your wee world of course it is... :D

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Another fishing thread.  BORING.

97081[/snapback]

No mate 100% fact.

97084[/snapback]

 

No that would be opinion not fact..

97103[/snapback]

 

 

My 'opinion' happens to be fact.

97104[/snapback]

 

What your opinion is does have 4 letters and you got the last one right. You just have to swap the c for an i the f for an s and the a for an h and you have got it spot on.

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Another fishing thread.  BORING.

97081[/snapback]

No mate 100% fact.

97084[/snapback]

 

No that would be opinion not fact..

97103[/snapback]

 

 

My 'opinion' happens to be fact.

97104[/snapback]

 

What your opinion is does have 4 letters and you got the last one right. You just have to swap the c for an i the f for an s and the a for an h and you have got it spot on.

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I wouldn't go as far as saying he's shit mind you. Poor to average would be my accurate assessment.

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Someone please list his contribution today.

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Dispossessed several players on the edge of the area where they could have posed a threat.

 

Completed most his passes, usually finding a player who can make apass, but has difficulty getting the ball in the first place like N'Zogbia and Solano.

 

Put Southampton under pressure with some darting runs into the box.

 

Perfectly complementing Emre.

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