Alex 30355 Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 I’m just wondering, as we approach kick-off. Does @Howmanheyman know The Eagle Has Landed is on BBC 2 right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 If we lose tonight our game on Jan 12th against Shef Utd will be a 6 pointer with both teams possibly in the bottom three. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12757 Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 Could do with Areola making a tit of himself!!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 6134 Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 Ritchie with the nice little elbow to the back of Mitro. Remember me lad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26737 Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 48 minutes ago, Alex said: I’m just wondering, as we approach kick-off. Does @Howmanheyman know The Eagle Has Landed is on BBC 2 right now. Never rated it, it's shite, Alex. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12757 Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 goal of the season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26737 Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 (edited) As an aside, (our game is now an aside) it's fucking shite. Oh! And they've scored. Edited December 19, 2020 by Howmanheyman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 6134 Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 Honestly looked like thatbwas the first time some of our players have defended a corner. I mean honestly if Ritchie or Shelvey were standing on the post instead of in no mans land together (because who needs to mark anyone anyway) there would have been no way for that to happen. Fuck we're shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 Big Joe didn’t fancy winning that header one bit.6ft 3ins but 5ft 6ins when he jumps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ugly Mackems 133 Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 Almiron and Ritchie couldn't make a player between them. Throw useless Joe in the mix and it would be nearly a player! Big HT talk from Bruce! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 Clearly 2nd best.This is when we need Brucey’s tactical nous to shine through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 4839 Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 What is our possession percentage that half? I bet its embarrassing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12757 Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 Everyone else notice our players spreading about 30 yards apart when Shelvey gets it so he can spray passes about? What the recipients are meant to do if he finds them is another question Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 Just now, Ugly Mackems said: Almiron and Ritchie couldn't make a player between them. Throw useless Joe in the mix and it would be nearly a player! Big HT talk from Bruce! When Almiron signed he looked sharpish.Now every player he’s up against looks quicker.Hoy Shelvey,Shit Joe and Longstaff into the mix ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 1 minute ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: Everyone else notice our players spreading about 30 yards apart when Shelvey gets it so he can spray passes about? What the recipients are meant to do if he finds them is another question It’s called making the pitch big so the opposition can break through the middle . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 6134 Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 33.6% possesion against high flying Fulham. We've made 169 (with 76% accuracy) passes to their 342 (88%). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 4 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said: What is our possession percentage that half? I bet its embarrassing. I’d like to know the average possession in the opponents half for the season.It has to be single figures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 Lose this and we’ll be 7 points above 3rd bottom Burnley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 6134 Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 Passing accuracy in opposing half is 58% for us compared with 76% for them. So their percentage in our half is more or less the same as our total pass accuracy. How many ways can statistics prove how utterly shite we are? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14574 Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12757 Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 7 minutes ago, essembeeofsunderland said: It’s called making the pitch big so the opposition can break through the middle . If you didn’t laugh, you’d cry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 I've turned it off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 6134 Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 What's better, a penalty? A second yellow and they play with a man down? Or I turn it off and enjoy the rest of my weekend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14574 Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 VAR gives us a decision versus the big boys again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 6134 Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 For me that's a tough straight red. It's incredible that we're even and a man up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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