Mrs Doubtfire's bunch of Northern Twats v a slightly better organised ravel of soft Southern Shites

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

Fuckin Joe

[OTF 6147]

1 minute ago, Howay said:

Loaning Lejuene out was a shit decision to start with but it looks utterly fucking ridiculous now. 

 

Especially given he's a defender who can play the ball out, offering something quite different to the likes of Lascelles.

[Isegrim 8870]

It’s just a question of time now

[Isegrim 8870]

Playing 9-0-0 now

[Ugly Mackems 133]

Just now, Isegrim said:

Playing 9-0-0 now

They don't like 9-0-0

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

Useless Joe is their 12th man

[Howay 12452]

Shelvey is a complete waste of fucking space. 

[Isegrim 8870]

5 minutes ago, Ugly Mackems said:

They don't like 9-0-0

Tactical masterstrike

Edited February 6, 2021 by Isegrim

[Ayatollah Hermione 12767]

Doing well with 9 tbf, can’t doubt the effort of 8 of them. Shelvey is playing like he’s deciding what food he’s ringing in tonight.

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

Didn’t look a foul on Darlow

[OTF 6147]

Just now, essembeeofsunderland said:

Didn’t look a foul on Darlow

Agree, great clearance from Hayden anyway so they can't have any complaints.

[Howay 12452]

1 minute ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Doing well with 9 tbf, can’t doubt the effort of 8 of them. Shelvey is playing like he’s deciding what food he’s ringing in tonight.

Aye, that spell of play where he ducked under the ball, then when it came back out the box to him he lazily swung his foot at it, missed the ball then gave up chasing it. Need to pack in playing the cunt. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 12767]

Just now, Howay said:

Aye, that spell of play where he ducked under the ball, then when it came back out the box to him he lazily swung his foot at it, missed the ball then gave up chasing it. Need to pack in playing the cunt. 

The kind of player you give the captaincy to, obviously.

[OTF 6147]

The Jonjo School for Applied Effort (or the Attempted Illusion of):

1. Jog in their general direction

2. Slow down and/or stop the closer you get to them

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

1 minute ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

The kind of player you give the captaincy to, obviously.

One of Brucey’s’big hitters’

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

2 minutes ago, OTF said:

The Jonjo School for Applied Effort (or the Attempted Illusion of):

1. Jog in their general direction

2. Slow down and/or stop the closer you get to them

Then make on you’re dropping to get into a defensive position 

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

Yes 

[Isegrim 8870]

Bruce got his luck back

[Howay 12452]

That pass at the end by Joelinton  beyond tragic 

[ewerk 26296]

From 2-0 up and cruising to holding on for grim life come the end. 

[OTF 6147]

How we got away with that.... critical 3 points the way the table and our fixtures are shaping up.

 

Hendrick MOTM (muppet of the match).

 

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 12767]

2 minutes ago, Howay said:

That pass at the end by Joelinton  beyond tragic 

I actually said out loud “don’t do anything stupid, just keep it there” and he absolutely ignored me. And his new haircut is shit

[OTF 6147]

1 minute ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

I actually said out loud “don’t do anything stupid, just keep it there” and he absolutely ignored me. And his new haircut is shit

 

Big Joe will only care about one of those comments.

[OTF 6147]

I was dubious, but based on the strength of this game and his attributes Willock will be a key player for the rest of our season. Seems a very good kid.

[OTF 6147]

Have to say that Krafth had a good game for us today, defended well, was positionally solid and never switched off. Probably his best match for us.