Nehe 0 Posted March 24, 2021 Author Share Posted March 24, 2021 (edited) Wow, is this some kind of playground with a bunch of 10 year old kids gathered from a special need school? Embarrassing. Edited March 24, 2021 by Nehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38571 Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 Well, that’s us told lads. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26620 Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 16 minutes ago, Nehe said: Wow, is this some kind of playground with a bunch of 10 year old kids gathered from a special need school? Embarrassing. Ungrateful bastard. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26189 Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 18 minutes ago, Nehe said: Wow, is this some kind of playground with a bunch of 10 year old kids gathered from a special need school? Embarrassing. If it is then you’ve just breached the conditions of your release. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26620 Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 (edited) All he wanted to do was talk about his beloved story about a NUFC fan going to jail because of relegation, I mean isn't that what playgrounds and forums are for? Edited March 24, 2021 by Howmanheyman 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastronaut 1231 Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 Give him some credit. These stories are always so wholesome and heartwarming. Reminds me of the time one of our budgies passed away and the other was so grief stricken it starved itself to death. Oh how we laughed! Fun times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19738 Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 1 hour ago, Nehe said: Wow, is this some kind of playground with a bunch of 10 year old kids gathered from a special need school? Embarrassing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 3 hours ago, Nehe said: Wow, is this some kind of playground with a bunch of 10 year old kids gathered from a special need school? Embarrassing. Bye then 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9172 Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 7 hours ago, Howmanheyman said: Ok I'll put you out of your misery. In 2009, Bob Wisheart, a Newcastle United fan from Longbenton was that sozzled after heavily drinking on the Sunday we got relegated at Villa park that he walked into the police station that used to be in Market Street and asked to be arrested to be put out of his NUFC related misery. Unfortunately Bob being a bit pissed combined with the police having no sense of humour ended up with Bob getting arrested for assaulting an officer. He got a short custodial sentence and whilst was in prison had this encounter, I'll leave the rest in Bob's words......"On my first day in Acklington HMP all bravado from my drunken encounter had disappeared and I was genuinely shitting it. I was put in my cell whilst the other prisoners were having their dinner and told I'd have a cell mate so just hoped my cell mate wouldn't be a total psycho. Anyway after dinner the door opened and in walked a six foot by six foot tattooed fucking monster. I said 'alright?' and tried to act cool but he just glowered at me till he heard the footsteps of the screws walking away and then said in a gravelly voice, 'Do you like games?' I replied 'What?' He said again, 'Do you like games?' but a little more louder and a bit more insistent. 'err, aye, I don't mind I suppose....' Then he interrupted me, 'Let's play mammys and daddys!' It was at this point that my heart sank and I thought I was in for a total beasting before he added, 'I'll be the mammy, you be the daddy.' I then thought, ok Bob, this mightn't be as bad as it could be, let's see what happens so I said 'ok then, if you want I'll be the daddy and you'll be mammy.' He then smiled before growling at me as I tried to smile back.....'Right, now that's settled come over here and start sucking mammy's cock'. Starting to worry about the way your mind works ... but 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9172 Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 5 hours ago, Nehe said: Wow, is this some kind of playground with a bunch of 10 year old kids gathered from a special need school? Embarrassing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12447 Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 He starts a thread like this and then has the brass neck to act like he’s the smart one here? Fuck off you nonce. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12736 Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 I have a funny story about a team being relegated to League One 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19738 Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 1 hour ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: I have a funny story about a team being relegated to League One Is that the one about enjoying Burton? Now that was funny 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nehe 0 Posted March 25, 2021 Author Share Posted March 25, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3183 Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 11 minutes ago, Nehe said: That's just historically incorrect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30246 Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said: Is that the one about enjoying Burton? Now that was funny It’s the one about the former player, whose mother was racially abused by their fans, scoring the goal that sent them to the third tier of English football 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19738 Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 51 minutes ago, Nehe said: charver, please 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19738 Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 45 minutes ago, Alex said: It’s the one about the former player, whose mother was racially abused by their fans, scoring the goal that sent them to the third tier of English football 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38571 Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 Mackem walks in to a sandwich shop and asks for a bacon butty. Server says “ You want that in a roll?” Mackem - “ In bread” Server … 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nehe 0 Posted March 25, 2021 Author Share Posted March 25, 2021 10 hours ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: That's just historically incorrect. That seems to be the level the users here belongs to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 9941 Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 2852 Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 1 hour ago, Nehe said: That seems to be the level the users here belongs to. Fuck Off. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastronaut 1231 Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 I could tell you a historically accurate story about someone who spent his days hovering around the gates of a "playground with a bunch of 10 year old kids gathered from a special need school" asking vague questions and throwing around half arsed insults. It ends a bit like the story @Howmanheyman already told. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 2 hours ago, Nehe said: That seems to be the level the users here belongs to. How much did you pay for your last guitar pedal? (Gonnae rinse this cunt here) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nehe 0 Posted March 25, 2021 Author Share Posted March 25, 2021 So what is the problem then? One simple question is asked about an old news story that someone might remember. It gets a bunch of rude and nonsense answers for no reason. Embarrassing is a kind word. If you do not remember it, don't bother answer or just tell it that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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