Gemmill 34190 Posted August 3, 2021 Share Posted August 3, 2021 The Olympics starts today for @Renton. IT'S CLIMB TIME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12737 Posted August 3, 2021 Author Share Posted August 3, 2021 Hope they bring John Anderson out to referee it. “Botswana! You will go on my second whistle” 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17633 Posted August 3, 2021 Share Posted August 3, 2021 I've come to the conclusion that participating in the 800 metres is the ideal sport for a young lady to keep fit and trim. Ahem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34190 Posted August 3, 2021 Share Posted August 3, 2021 37 minutes ago, Renton said: I've come to the conclusion that participating in the 800 metres is the ideal sport for a young lady to keep fit and trim. Ahem. 400m lasses are the finest bitches on the track. Followed by heptathlon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34190 Posted August 3, 2021 Share Posted August 3, 2021 I bet you had your eye on auld Reekie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34190 Posted August 3, 2021 Share Posted August 3, 2021 The climbing is absolute bullshit btw. Got it on on Eurosport now. It's impossible to tell what constitutes a good score and nothing exciting happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted August 3, 2021 Share Posted August 3, 2021 Everyone knows horse rider females are the créme. Noobs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34190 Posted August 3, 2021 Share Posted August 3, 2021 They're all 50, whiskey-dick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted August 3, 2021 Share Posted August 3, 2021 Nowt wrong with granny fanny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34190 Posted August 3, 2021 Share Posted August 3, 2021 It'll at least have been tenderised. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9172 Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 8 hours ago, Gemmill said: It'll at least have been tenderised. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34190 Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 This race was mental. Looked like the Italians were out of it, and only just got ahead on the line. Class meltdown from the commentators. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26192 Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 WTF is going on with the ghost bike that crosses the line a few seconds later? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted August 5, 2021 Share Posted August 5, 2021 The commentator revealing Katie Nageotte recently had the shits after taking the lead will be good when she's showing the grandkids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26192 Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 No doubt Gemmill is glued to this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34190 Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 It's already finished, penis. I watched it on fast forward on my morning catch up. Their walk over these distances is quicker than a normal person's run btw. They're doing 23.5 minute 5ks over 5k. Fuck these blokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3652 Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 Cannot imagine the kind of kid who gets into competitive fast walking like. Football? Nah. Rugby? Nah. Running? Fuck right off! Fast walking is the sport for me. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 11 minutes ago, strawb said: Cannot imagine the kind of kid who gets into competitive fast walking like. Football? Nah. Rugby? Nah. Running? Fuck right off! Fast walking is the sport for me. Probably just one of those things you fall into depending on body type. Shit at football and a bit of a fat cunt toff? Rugby. Legs like Gemmill but slightly higher t levels? Competitive fast walking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12737 Posted August 6, 2021 Author Share Posted August 6, 2021 I like to affectionately refer to it as the “Power Mince” 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34190 Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 They'll start off as distance runners, I reckon, then decide they need something a bit more sedate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8950 Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 7 minutes ago, Gemmill said: They'll start off as distance runners, I reckon, then decide they need something a bit more sedate. You seem to know a lot about it Scotty boy. Did the pacemaker put paid to your Power Mincing™ days? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34190 Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 On the contrary, it made me more powerful than you could ever imagine.[/Marvel-standard dialogue] 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3652 Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 57 minutes ago, TheGingerQuiff said: Probably just one of those things you fall into depending on body type. Shit at football and a bit of a fat cunt toff? Rugby. Legs like Gemmill but slightly higher t levels? Competitive fast walking. Agreed but honestly, with all the sports in the world I might realistically rank it last. Roller blading is cooler than it tbh and that ain’t cool 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38585 Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 35 minutes ago, strawb said: Agreed but honestly, with all the sports in the world I might realistically rank it last. Roller blading is cooler than it tbh and that ain’t cool If like to see them combine the two, straight-legged, long distance roller blading is just the kind of nonsense Brisbane needs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26192 Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 This is the Women's bronze playoff match and to call it Sunday League level would be a compliment. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/olympics/58101510 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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