wykikitoon 16467 Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 That's mint 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9147 Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 2 hours ago, wykikitoon said: Can't believe ripped sweater is what you took from that photo to criticise 🙂 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38512 Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 9 minutes ago, RobinRobin said: Can't believe ripped sweater is what you took from that photo to criticise 🙂 I know - the fucking state of the shrubbery in the background would send Deano in to a spiral of unmade charity payments. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8936 Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 I like that he offers a different type of midfield role than Longstaff and Joelinton do. He drives with the ball more directly than either of them, he's got a better finisha dn more close control too. Longstaff is better sitting a little deeper, doing the defensive work and being the player that arrives late, rather than spearheading an attack. Joelinton is pure physicality, dominant in the challenge, disruptive with his pressing, his control has improved and has an engine that just doesn't stop running. Different round pegs for that round hole ahead of Bruno. Be interesting to see what his ceiling actually is. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38512 Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 Ffs Fish can we try and keep threads on topic? This has fuck all to say about jumpers or handbags. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8936 Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 Just now, Monkeys Fist said: Ffs Fish can we try and keep threads on topic? This has fuck all to say about jumpers or handbags. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14485 Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 3 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Ffs Fish can we try and keep threads on topic? This has fuck all to say about jumpers or handbags. I think an over the shoulder bag looks better tbh, I have a selection of stylish yet practical over the shoulder bullshit holders 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38512 Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 What’s the xJ of his ‘Gram account? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38512 Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 10 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: I think an over the shoulder bag looks better tbh, I have a selection of stylish yet practical over the shoulder bullshit holders But how do you wear it? Actually over the shoulder or does it go over the head in what Mrs. F. calls “the titty splitter”? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14485 Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 4 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: But how do you wear it? Actually over the shoulder or does it go over the head in what Mrs. F. calls “the titty splitter”? Very much “titty splitter” as Mrs F has beautifully coined it 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14485 Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 @Monkeys FistI have this natty little National Geographic number for graft… tablet, small drivers, testers, isolation kit… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26582 Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 Nee haversack with your bait in? RIP @PaddockLad WC credentials. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38512 Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 4 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: @Monkeys FistI have this natty little National Geographic number for graft… tablet, small drivers, testers, isolation kit… That’s getting dangerously close to leaving no room for your mascara and lippy. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14485 Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 3 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: Nee haversack with your bait in? RIP @PaddockLad WC credentials. I’ve lived in the south of England for a long time….it’s inevitable that I now have a bit of the shandy drinker about me 🤷🏻♂️ NB: the bigger the bag, the more shit you end up throwing in there…..NG is perfect, it’s not too heavy . I don’t need many tools nowadays anyway, am more a service engineer/bullshitting slopey shouldered van driver nowadays… I might change the odd lightbulb now and then.. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14485 Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 10 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: That’s getting dangerously close to leaving no room for your mascara and lippy. Well you of all people should know that the mirror is in the van so that’s where the make up lives 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26582 Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 Just now, PaddockLad said: Well you of all people should know that the mirror is in the van so that’s where the make up lives He's too busy shitting in plastic bags. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8936 Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 1 minute ago, Howmanheyman said: He's too busy shitting in plastic bags. and brass in bin bags 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38512 Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 14 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: He's too busy shitting in plastic bags. 12 minutes ago, The Fish said: and brass in bin bags I will not have you ruffians impugning my reputation like this. I’ve already established that I now shit in the brass’ mouth then wrap her up, saving a bag and doing my bit for the planet. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8936 Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 Just now, Monkeys Fist said: I will not have you ruffians impugning my reputation like this. I’ve already established that I now shit in the brass’ mouth then wrap her up, saving a bag and doing my bit for the planet. Could always take some gardening advice from Fred West? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14485 Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 13 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: I will not have you ruffians impugning my reputation like this. I’ve already established that I now shit in the brass’ mouth then wrap her up, saving a bag and doing my bit for the planet. I can see the press conference now when the authorities get on your trail…. “Thank you for attending today for a briefing on Operation Mouthshitter” 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8936 Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 17 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: I can see the press conference now when the authorities get on your trail…. “Thank you for attending today for a briefing on Operation Mouthshitter” With a name like that, I can't imagine there'd be too many copycat killers. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38512 Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 31 minutes ago, The Fish said: Could always take some gardening advice from Fred West? Fucking amateur was Frederick. Never shit in your bed, and never, ever, involve the Mrs. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26582 Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 1 hour ago, PaddockLad said: I can see the press conference now when the authorities get on your trail…. “Thank you for attending today for a briefing on Operation Mouthshitter” He was a serial killer hunted for everywhere with police forces coming against a brick wall time and time again until some health and safety rep checked his abseiling equipment on a wall climbing day and noticed speckles of blood mixed with shit on his hands and safety clasps. After putting two and two together he watched him get in his HGV truck where he was skiving from work so then alerted the authorities, the previous thinking that he fantasised so hard that he needed to shit was now discarded as they realised the copious shitbags were just a mundane side effect of his job being away from the netty for long periods. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 7 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: I will not have you ruffians impugning my reputation like this. I’ve already established that I now shit in the brass’ mouth then wrap her up, saving a bag and doing my bit for the planet. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6432 Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 Joe, should you ever stumble across this thread, apologies. And, sort your fucking wardrobe out. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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