Dougle 2853 Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 (edited) Thank you for the opportunity to bring me to @NorwichCityFC unfortunately my body has let myself and the club down this season so far but wish you all the best for the future. Focus must now turn to a big game Friday night back at home #ncfc On twitter two days ago (no idea how to post the tweet itself) Edited December 29, 2022 by Dougle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5899 Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 I saw that but can't see any news reports on the context. It reads like he's on his way back to NUFC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26723 Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 'Welcome back, Isaac. There's been a few changes since you last here. It's a mixture of good news and bad news.' 'What's the good news?' 'Well, we're now good.' 'And the bad news?' 'You're still not good.' 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 2853 Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 Has he actually played for them yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38654 Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 Can someone photoshop the H off his shirt please? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34301 Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 5 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Can someone photoshop the H off his shirt please? I got HMHM to sort it for you. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9192 Posted December 30, 2022 Share Posted December 30, 2022 12 hours ago, Howmanheyman said: That's insane if they even think about appointing him? Probably decided that they couldn't afford another promotion followed by instant relegation. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 9971 Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30330 Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 10 minutes ago, Sonatine said: Grifters gonna grift 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 8870 Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14559 Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 (edited) Fuck off man “the fella who got Bournemouth relegated” …. Edited January 9, 2023 by PaddockLad 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 9971 Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 5 minutes ago, Isegrim said: 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 8870 Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 45 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: Fuck off man “the fella who got Bournemouth relegated” …. He certainly does like his fictional story. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26723 Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 1 hour ago, Isegrim said: Whey aye you did, Steve, WHEY AYE. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26723 Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 "You know who I think could do a job? That fella from Bournemouth who got them relegated who I've just accidentally on purpose slagged off because I was in the huff having to answer questions insinuating that I was a shite football manager.' 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19770 Posted January 9, 2023 Author Share Posted January 9, 2023 Well, you know 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 2853 Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 23 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: "You know who I think could do a job? That fella from Bournemouth who got them relegated who I've just accidentally on purpose slagged off because I was in the huff having to answer questions insinuating that I was a shite football manager.' 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13830 Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 "I was in the Sistine chapel on my lunch & and I saw Micky clarting on stretching a canvas, I said listen bonny lad don't bother with that, hop up their & paint the ceiling & we'll get away for a pint. The rest is history" 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26723 Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 'When I offered up my suggestion for who would be best placed to succeed me the room fell quiet and everyone looked my way, I think it was Mherdad who first said something like, 'You mean you'd still advise us?' before Amanda butted in said, 'Mherdad, shush, when Steve Bruce talks, people listen.' so I passed on my wisdom as they passed on my pay off cheque for services well earned.' 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 2 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 7090 Posted January 10, 2023 Share Posted January 10, 2023 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26210 Posted January 10, 2023 Share Posted January 10, 2023 16 hours ago, Sonatine said: 'When you talk about dinosaurs they did rule the world for three thousand years'. Even when he's trying to be a smartarse he still fucks it up. 1 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30330 Posted January 10, 2023 Share Posted January 10, 2023 2 minutes ago, ewerk said: 'When you talk about dinosaurs they did rule the world for three thousand years'. Even when he's trying to be a smartarse he still fucks it up. I think he corrects himself to 3 million years, which is obviously closer but still wildly inaccurate 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6432 Posted January 10, 2023 Share Posted January 10, 2023 Harry had rung us first. “Ah think as gunna marry this black lass” he’d said. “Now hey mister Prince, who am I to stand in the way of true love, and she does look absolute filth, but you do know what the press’ll do don’t you?” ”I know Boss, I just have to try with this woman. I don’t know how to make it work”. Barnes smiled. He knew exactly which page of the playbook to finger. “You’ve called the right man. What you need to do is go to the press, tell anyone and everyone who will listen how wrong everyone else is. Make sure you sell your story. No harm in making some money off of your pain and suffering. Get as much input as possible from your lass, to make it authentic like.” ”and what do I do about the family” ”Leave them. You are your own man. Like me. Tell all your stories and they will one day welcome you back with open arms. Just like my Geordie family will. One day.” Barnes stared longingly out the dirty window, the old waiting game. “Okay. So leave the royal family, tell the press my side of the story and move to the States” “woah woah woah yooth. I didn’t say move to the States. You don’t want to do anything too extreme kidda. Ta ta for now. Bien chance.”. Barnes clicked off, satisfied he’d resolved another tricky situation. Just then the moped finally appeared in his cul-de-sac. At last, his Taco Bell family meal for one was here. Life was still good he thought as he waded through ankle deep litter toward the door. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12755 Posted January 10, 2023 Share Posted January 10, 2023 12 hours ago, Isegrim said: This is a man who sees his next grift as a Director of Football. 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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