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How can a player be injured by that? He walked into our player... what a put on that is, fucking fanny, especially the rest of the team carrying on like princesses in the aftermath.

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Just now, OTF said:

How can a player be injured by that? He walked into our player... what a put on that is, fucking fanny, especially the rest of the team carrying on like princesses in the aftermath.

Should have been given a yellow for his theatricals. It's a joke and all it did was hold up our attack. 

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1 minute ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Can’t wait for the sacking statement later tonight 

 

The club would like to congratulate Steve "the professional" Bruce on his 1,000th game as a manager. We wish him the best of luck for the future.

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1 minute ago, Chaser said:

Should have been given a yellow for his theatricals. It's a joke and all it did was hold up our attack. 

 

Absolutely, the way he was pounding the ground, honestly get fucked. There's enough else wrong in the sport that we don't need confirmation that many of the players are dickheads.

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The helmets dressed up with tea towels on their heads aren't going over great. Which is understandable. 

 

 

Unavoidable. But a shame there are so many divs about. They do the sanctimious journos' jobs for them. 

 

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Honestly Joelinton should conserve his energy instead of bothering to win aerial duels only to immediately turn it over. Would also spare us the contrarian dolts who try to use those statistics to tell us why he's actually, despite all evidence, a good player.

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Just now, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Have we managed to string two passes together in the second half?

Certainly not in a meaningful way.

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This is absolutely the right result and performance. All the fucking helmets in the press got their prize of a 1,000th game for Saint Steve, and he's duly served up a shit sarnie, in keeping with the rest of his managerial career. 

 

The last thing we needed was a win so they could all crow about him for another week. 

 

The new owners are not gonna want to sit through too many more matches like this, so he'll hopefully be getting fucked off in short order. 

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