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Anyone watch Football Focus? Old wobbly voice Lawro was confidently declaring that he doesn't think Newcastle will be able to become competitive at the top of the Premier League, because it won't be possible to attract that calibre of player to live in the North East. He can munch me jaffas. 

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2 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Anyone watch Football Focus? Old wobbly voice Lawro was confidently declaring that he doesn't think Newcastle will be able to become competitive at the top of the Premier League, because it won't be possible to attract that calibre of player to live in the North East. He can munch me jaffas. 

Wonder if he thought that when he was getting his wages from us? 

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1 minute ago, Gemmill said:

Anyone watch Football Focus? Old wobbly voice Lawro was confidently declaring that he doesn't think Newcastle will be able to become competitive at the top of the Premier League, because it won't be possible to attract that calibre of player to live in the North East. He can munch me jaffas. 

Said it before, but the Liverpool players don't sign because they want to visit the Cavern Club, the Manchester players don't sign because they fancy a tour of the Granada studios Coronation Street set.

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2 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Anyone watch Football Focus? Old wobbly voice Lawro was confidently declaring that he doesn't think Newcastle will be able to become competitive at the top of the Premier League, because it won't be possible to attract that calibre of player to live in the North East. He can munch me jaffas. 

:lol: They love repeating this constantly. Money and the opportunity to challenge for silverware is the most important thing for players, we might have to pay a bit more if there’s another top side in a more “desirable” city trying to sign a player but people aren’t just going to flat out refuse to come because it’s Newcastle ffs. Turin isn’t some amazing city but Juventus have done alright for themselves. 

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Just now, Monkeys Fist said:

Wonder if he thought that when he was getting his wages from us? 

 

Aye. The fucking helmet. I hadn't seen him on telly for ages and he was still pumping out the shit jokes. Had that bloke off Homes Under the Hammer and that lass that presents Football Focus wetting themselves. 

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1 minute ago, Howay said:

:lol: They love repeating this constantly. Money and the opportunity to challenge for silverware is the most important thing for players, we might have to pay a bit more if there’s another top side in a more “desirable” city trying to sign a player but people aren’t just going to flat out refuse to come because it’s Newcastle ffs. Turin isn’t some amazing city but Juventus have done alright for themselves. 

 

There's only so many fucking clubs in London too. And the number of them that are actually better than us will fall in due course. At which point, good luck beating us to signings. 

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2 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

Aye. The fucking helmet. I hadn't seen him on telly for ages and he was still pumping out the shit jokes. Had that bloke off Homes Under the Hammer and that lass that presents Football Focus wetting themselves. 

He's the Father Stone of pundits, the presenters try to phone in sick when they know he's going to be on.

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