Shelvey's unrivalled stats and his peers in central midfield vs Arsenal (aka match thread drivel)

[wykikitoon 16597]

Fletch covered in saka spunk

[toonotl 2406]

TOT rooted to the spot appealing for offside. Play the whistle man! God he annoys me. Kraft not covering himself in glory there for the goal, but boy he didn't get much help.

[OTF 6134]

1 minute ago, TheGingerQuiff said:

Fuckin tot parked in port with an arm up 

 

Useless prick.

[Ayatollah Hermione 12757]

Krafth  I think it’s time to give up on this particular project, lads

[wykikitoon 16597]

TOT should he hauled off and to wash every single seat in the stand after with his tounge the useless cunt 

[ewerk 26266]

[OTF 6134]

Now we'll be having the fannying fuckwits down even more than earlier in the game.

 

Interested to see when Howe makes a change, and what it is. You would think potentially Miggy and Murphy.

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

5 minutes ago, TheGingerQuiff said:

Fuckin tot parked in port with an arm up 

Yep,how the fuck he couldn’t see any danger during the build up

[wykikitoon 16597]

Miggy and Murphy coming on. We need to push that Gabriel more he looks pish

[toonotl 2406]

This has been 17 minutes of utter crap. We look really weak down that right side defence. (And left too but, hey. One thing at a time.)

 

TOT out next week. So some positives to take from the game at least. There's always a silver lining.

[Wayne 86]

The ref must be a joke.

[wykikitoon 16597]

Thank fuck that was TOTs 5th booking 

[wykikitoon 16597]

Fuck off 

[OTF 6134]

"It's a bump, it's a contact sport" we don't even get a replay of it and they've scored. FFS

[Gemmill 34377]

"Contact sport isn't it?" says the commentator for the Wilson penalty claim. 

"Well there WAS contact." is what they usually say. 

Anyway fuck this, we're goosed today. Just chill out and don't get anyone injured or banned. 

[Kid Dynamite 5899]

Has anyone survived after 13 games without a win?

[wykikitoon 16597]

Another fucking pen turned down and they go and score

[OTF 6134]

My god look where TOT was there, worse than useless.

[Sonatine 9985]

Game over, although it was probably that way at 1 down.

[toonotl 2406]

Ritchie man! His defensive line was only about ten yards forward of him. Fuck me. Basics are severely lacking with our defence. 

[Rayvin 4963]

Just now, Kid Dynamite said:

Has anyone survived after 13 games without a win?

 

Even if they haven't, if ever there was a club with a chance it's us. We were never going to win this one, let's not overreact.

 

Still though, we're gonna be properly adrift by January.

[ewerk 26266]

I hope Eddie has asked for four new defenders for Christmas.

[wykikitoon 16597]

We are down. Sorry but we are fucked with the shite we have. Even Pep couldn't keep these up. 

 

Thats a nailed on pen too. A shoulder into the back. 

[Isegrim 8870]

That’s the worst refereeing I have seen for a long time. That’s three possible penalties not given, nit even reviewed. They can fuck off.

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

23 minutes ago, OTF said:

 

Forget the price tag and his history. He's only been managed by the fat waste of space during his time in England. If you're only judging him on his performances since Howe arrived he's been one of our best players and our hardest working.

You know I’m not judging him since Howe arrived so why ask? He had a decent first half in his last game and he’s ran around in the first half of this game.He’s being paid what a £40m player is expected to be paid so money had to be taken into account.