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5 minutes ago, Ugly Mackems said:

I wonder what they would grass me up for? 

 

Being lucky in the ballot? 

Occasionally unlucky in the ballot? 

Buying tickets I'm absolutely allowed to buy under the current T&C? 

 

I await with baited breath.....

Cool, sure, whatever, but importantly - it's bated breath, ya big phoney.

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7 minutes ago, The Fish said:

I'm not entirely sure, but I don't think you can get in trouble with the club for making stuff up for a shit wind up attempt.

Surely we can make up stuff too? 

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3 hours ago, PaddockLad said:


9 tickets for each again? Feel free to explain this :good: 

 

Nothing to stop all of us on here who are members, all adding each other as friends and then first one in the queue buying seats for everybody.

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11 minutes ago, ackas said:

 

Nothing to stop all of us on here who are members, all adding each other as friends and then first one in the queue buying seats for everybody.


Yeah I dare say it’s possible. What the scenario is for one person getting  8 of his mates tickets in real life I wouldn’t be entirely sure….unless he’s punting some of these tickets on, which breaks T & Cs. obvs..  but am sure it’s all fine ☺️

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14 minutes ago, ackas said:

 

Nothing to stop all of us on here who are members, all adding each other as friends and then first one in the queue buying seats for everybody.

 

aye, spot on. i was 1,300th in the queue today, i bought two. i'm linked to another member and we're both going, so that's good!  :)

i think where UM is getting it wrong is by immediately coming on here after tickets have gone on sale and giving it the big one about having bought nine when quite clearly there's people missed out. bit fucking crass really don't you think?

he's right, he's doing nowt wrong under the clubs current ticket policy, it allows him as a season ticket holder to buy another ticket for a friend, who may or not be a member. UM's opportunity to do this though is coming to an end, there's an active group of people who are bypassing the n.u.s.t. and lobbying the football supporters association (newcastle's rep there is thomas concannon, who recently jacked in his role on the board at the trust) as well as emailing sarah metcalfe who's head of supporter services at the club.

i'm loathe to use the term 'big six' so i'll refer instead to clubs where tickets are in demand, not one of them offer a facility for a season ticket holder to buy another ticket for a friend. under the current climate it's fucking ludicrous, you reserve your own seat only. clearly there's folk who've forked out for a membership who are missing out on tickets to non members, that can't be right surely? doesn't happen at any other club which sells memberships.

it suited ashley to fill empty seats with backdrops to advertising hoardings, hence the great 10,000 free season ticket giveaway, it's now defunct.

if UM (or anybody else for that matter) wishes to buy tickets to sell on, they'll soon need to join the queues for general online sale.

it's coming.

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Aye, it’s an anachronism from the days of Ashley when he couldn’t sell all the tickets at times. I’m all for ST holders getting first dibs on cup tickets etc. That should absolutely be the case. But getting first dibs on tickets in addition to their own when members / general public can barely get one is clearly a situation which can’t continue 

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1 minute ago, Alex said:

Aye, it’s an anachronism from the days of Ashley when he couldn’t sell all the tickets at times. I’m all for ST holders getting first dibs on cup tickets etc. That should absolutely be the case. But getting first dibs on tickets in addition to their own when members / general public can barely get one is clearly a situation which can’t continue 

 

Aye, there's an absolute whopper at work, honestly talking weapons grade wanker here, who's been sorted for a ticket by a ST holder on his shift and I wouldn't even call him a glory hunter, he just wants to be well in with the ST holders on shift the absolute CUNT that he is. Boils my piss tbh.

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1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said:

This is the bit everyone finds hardest to believe. 

 

 

lads, lads, lads. 

 

i think we all need to just cool off a bit.

 

have a couple of vodka and diet cokes and chill 

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2 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

 

lads, lads, lads. 

 

i think we all need to just cool off a bit.

 

have a couple of vodka and diet cokes and chill 

 

🎶

If you like vodka with cola 

And wumming fans on the net 

If you have plenty tickets

If you're more than half a get 

If you like making people angry

On a forum online 

I'm the cunt that you don't like

Almost all of the time

 

I didn't think of the ones who missed out

I know that sounds kinda mean

But me and the toontastic wankers 

Had fallen into the same old dull routine

So I went on the club's website 

Took nine tickets for me 

And although I think I'm quite decent

From a good family 

 

Yes I like vodka and cola 

And wumming fans on the net 

I'm not much into subtle 

I am into 'fuck you' 

I've got to meet you by tomorrow 

We can meet at the front 

In Newcastle's labour club 

Where we'll plan being cunts. 

🎵

 

:headphonedance:

 

 

 


 

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22 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

🎶

If you like vodka with cola 

And wumming fans on the net 

If you have plenty tickets

If you're more than half a get 

If you like making people angry

On a forum online 

I'm the cunt that you don't like

Almost all of the time

 

I didn't think of the ones who missed out

I know that sounds kinda mean

But me and the toontastic wankers 

Had fallen into the same old dull routine

So I went on the club's website 

Took nine tickets for me 

And although I think I'm quite decent

From a good family 

 

Yes I like vodka and cola 

And wumming fans on the net 

I'm not much into subtle 

I am into 'fuck you' 

I've got to meet you by tomorrow 

We can meet at the front 

In Newcastle's labour club 

Where we'll plan being cunts. 

🎵

 

:headphonedance:

 

 

 


 

 

:lol:

 

dont tell me he's done the meet up thing as well?

for fuck's sake man!

in fairness to UM I'm forever in his debt, his claim he'd be standing on barrack road prior to the tottenham game in oct 2021 giving it the big one to all the returning gutless cunts, was, is and probably always will be the funniest thing I've ever seen on the Internet.   :lol:

 

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56 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

🎶

If you like vodka with cola 

And wumming fans on the net 

If you have plenty tickets

If you're more than half a get 

If you like making people angry

On a forum online 

I'm the cunt that you don't like

Almost all of the time

 

I didn't think of the ones who missed out

I know that sounds kinda mean

But me and the toontastic wankers 

Had fallen into the same old dull routine

So I went on the club's website 

Took nine tickets for me 

And although I think I'm quite decent

From a good family 

 

Yes I like vodka and cola 

And wumming fans on the net 

I'm not much into subtle 

I am into 'fuck you' 

I've got to meet you by tomorrow 

We can meet at the front 

In Newcastle's labour club 

Where we'll plan being cunts. 

🎵

 

:headphonedance:

 

 

 


 


:lol: 

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7 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

🎶

If you like vodka with cola 

And wumming fans on the net 

If you have plenty tickets

If you're more than half a get 

If you like making people angry

On a forum online 

I'm the cunt that you don't like

Almost all of the time

 

I didn't think of the ones who missed out

I know that sounds kinda mean

But me and the toontastic wankers 

Had fallen into the same old dull routine

So I went on the club's website 

Took nine tickets for me 

And although I think I'm quite decent

From a good family 

 

Yes I like vodka and cola 

And wumming fans on the net 

I'm not much into subtle 

I am into 'fuck you' 

I've got to meet you by tomorrow 

We can meet at the front 

In Newcastle's labour club 

Where we'll plan being cunts. 

🎵

 

:headphonedance:

 

 

 


 

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