a ticket thread....

[ewerk 38789]

[ewerk 38789]

Here Ian, when will TBD next get a ticket in the ballot?

 

 

 

[thebrokendoll 13888]

what the fuck has happened to polarboy since the transfer window closed?

one of the disappeared no doubt.

[Dr Gloom 26064]

52 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

Well it's early days for me in this business. I'll get back to you in 18 months if I haven't won one.

 

 

i actually have acquired the odd ticket since then via the resale, though the process involved makes waterboarding look tempting. 

[Dr Gloom 26064]

25 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

what the fuck has happened to polarboy since the transfer window closed?

one of the disappeared no doubt.

 

polarboy during the transfer window

 

 

polarboy during the season 

 

[thebrokendoll 13888]

11 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

i actually have acquired the odd ticket since then via the resale, though the process involved makes waterboarding look tempting. 

 

thing of the fucking past that now mate.

apparently they now have some unannounced secret reserve ballot while the rest of the plebs see a 'event sold out' message. not even a 'restricted sale' 

any attempt to refresh their website a few times like in the good old days won't see you get a jigsaw puzzle to solve...

no siree, you'll just get an 'access blocked' message.instead.

the dogs bollocks are our ticket people, meanwhile the touts continue to run wild! 

     

[Kid Dynamite 9175]

2 hours ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

thing of the fucking past that now mate.

apparently they now have some unannounced secret reserve ballot while the rest of the plebs see a 'event sold out' message. not even a 'restricted sale' 

any attempt to refresh their website a few times like in the good old days won't see you get a jigsaw puzzle to solve...

no siree, you'll just get an 'access blocked' message.instead.

the dogs bollocks are our ticket people, meanwhile the touts continue to run wild! 

     

Aye, I used to get the odd ticket on resale. They all seem to disappear instantly now though. I suspect some sort of bots in use from the reseller websites. 

[Dr Gloom 26064]

Managed to get a ticket for the Benfica game

 

[Dazzler 15932]

15 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

Managed to get a ticket for the Benfica game

 

Fuck sake. We know when my match starting duties are ending then, lads.

[Holden McGroin 9709]

Ballot is now open for Spurs in cup. 

 

I'm feeling confident about this one. Feels different. 

[Monkeys Fist 50300]

17 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

Ballot is now open for Spurs in cup. 

 

I'm feeling confident about this one. Feels different. 

[ewerk 38789]

I get an email saying the ballot is open for the CL match against the mackems b team so click through to enter the ballot only to be told I have to wait an hour because they're releasing womens tickets. Maybe tbd was right, we should be burning down the ticket office and at the same time toppling statues of Emmeline Pankhurst.

[Dazzler 15932]

6 minutes ago, ewerk said:

I get an email saying the ballot is open for the CL match against the mackems b team so click through to enter the ballot only to be told I have to wait an hour because they're releasing womens tickets. Maybe tbd was right, we should be burning down the ticket office and at the same time toppling statues of Emmeline Pankhurst.

It worked no bother for me. I'm eagerly awaiting the disappointment on Thursday.

[Gemmill 61822]

11 minutes ago, ewerk said:

I get an email saying the ballot is open for the CL match against the mackems b team so click through to enter the ballot only to be told I have to wait an hour because they're releasing womens tickets. Maybe tbd was right, we should be burning down the ticket office and at the same time toppling statues of Emmeline Pankhurst.

 

Same.

 

I think the CL ballot must have opened at 12 and the lass's one at 1 or something. Just incredible planning from the geniuses in charge of ticketing. 

[Dazzler 15932]

Successful in Spurs ballot. Though I can't by my tickets until 12. Just fucking tell us at 12.

[Holden McGroin 9709]

On 06/10/2025 at 14:22, Monkeys Fist said:

 

Another MASSIVE FAIL.

 

 

[Gemmill 61822]

I didn't enter cos I couldn't go. 

 

I did enter Bilbao but have since discovered I'm gonna be corporate hospitality boy that night. 

 

So on the off chance I'm successful, I could get a ticket for someone if anyone fancies it? 

 

Overwhelmingly likely that I'll get fuck all like, but let me know... 

[Gemmill 61822]

Absolutely wild btw that the dress code has to specifically point out that you'll be refused entry if you turn up wearing crocs.

 

[Dazzler 15932]

Just now, Gemmill said:

Absolutely wild btw that the dress code has to specifically point out that you'll be refused entry if you turn up wearing crocs.

 

Ah no, what you going to put on instead?

[Gemmill 61822]

Chinos and Chelsea boots, of course. Just your classic match attire. 

[Howmanheyman 43367]

4 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Absolutely wild btw that the dress code has to specifically point out that you'll be refused entry if you turn up wearing crocs.

 

 

3 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

Ah no, what you going to put on instead?

 

 

What he'll get.....

 

Vs

 

What he's hoping for....

"Señor Gemmill, we meet again. I'll be right over with your Nojito but I'm afraid  this time Jorge will not be able to serve it to you sitting on your lap here at el parque de Saint James." 

 

 

[Dr Gloom 26064]

 gemmill and his +1 on their way to the posh seats 

 

 

[Dazzler 15932]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

Chelsea boots

 

Not sure they'll let you in with them tbh

[Tom 15452]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

Absolutely wild btw that the dress code has to specifically point out that you'll be refused entry if you turn up wearing crocs.

 

We were in corporate for the Spurs game we won 6-1 & scored 5 in 20 minutes.

 

My brother turned up in shorts & the bloke on the door wouldn’t let him in. He had to go into town and buy some jeans  

[thebrokendoll 13888]

1 hour ago, Dazzler said:

Successful in Spurs ballot. Though I can't by my tickets until 12. Just fucking tell us at 12.

 

you've either got a world record success rate or you're full of fucking shit.