Howmanheyman 26603 Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 (edited) Man City - tba Liverpool - tba Chelsea - Anthony Gordon + Sandro Tonali - GAZUMPED Y'FUCKAS ☑️ Man U - Alexander Isak - GAZUMPED Y'FUCKAS ☑️ Spurs - tba Arsenal - Bruno Guimaraes + Alexander Isak - GAZUMPED Y'FUCKAS ☑️ AC Meeelan - Sven Adult Botman - GAZUMPED Y'FUCKAS ☑️ Barcelona - Garang Kuol - GAZUMPED Y'FUCKAS ☑️ Everton - N/A 🚮 Get used to it, cunts. Next! (To be updated on a casual basis through the transfer windows to come). PS. Mods feel free to delete this if anything remotely shit happens. Edited June 22, 2023 by Howmanheyman 1 2 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19733 Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 Unlucky Arsenal, his heart was set on playing for a big club 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 I’m not even close to being in the bedwetters camp but fuck me this has own goal written all over it! 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4183 Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 16 minutes ago, sammynb said: I’m not even close to being in the bedwetters camp but fuck me this has own goal written all over it! Nah, come the summer window I am pinning this and adding every team in the league to the opening post 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 4 minutes ago, Andrew said: Nah, come the summer window I am pinning this and adding every team in the league to the opening post Summer yes, now, umm… 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34166 Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 SHUT UP BRUCE! RUUULE TOONTANIA! TOONTANIA RULES THE WAVES! GEORDIES. NEVER NEVER NEVER SHALL BE SLAVES! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Howmanheyman 26603 Posted January 28, 2022 Author Share Posted January 28, 2022 6 hours ago, sammynb said: I’m not even close to being in the bedwetters camp but fuck me this has own goal written all over it! I was going to put it up two days ago when it looked done but held back then Lyon denied it. However just before I went to bed it seemed all and sundry had said it's now done so I assumed it was too late for an official announcement. Arse was nipping a bit this morning so I totally get it but fuck it, it's more a joke anyway. If it comes to pass then even better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34166 Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 Listen, there's no point in being fucking loaded and apologising for our existence. We've got to get our swagger on. On that note, me and CT are gonna re-record Harlem Shuffle as Geordie Shuffle as soon as he's finished up with the rewrite. "You SCRATCH just like a monkey..." 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 7085 Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 will go straight to the top of my hit parade that will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26603 Posted May 16, 2022 Author Share Posted May 16, 2022 "How's the gazumping did you say, lego-fringe?" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38551 Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 Pinned for summer 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 13959 Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26165 Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Howmanheyman 26603 Posted June 14, 2022 Author Share Posted June 14, 2022 54 minutes ago, Kaijose said: They had been going to provide days in the past whilst it become finished however it become stopped however Leon refused. However, earlier than I went to bed, all of it appeared so one-of-a-kind and one-of-a-kind humans stated it become over now, so I assumed it become too past due for the legitimate announcement. The ass become sniffing a chunk this morning so I were given it absolutely however fuck, it is a comic story anyway. Even better. Aye, that's easy for you to say, mate. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38551 Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 1 hour ago, Kaijose said: They had been going to provide days in the past whilst it become finished however it become stopped however Leon refused. However, earlier than I went to bed, all of it appeared so one-of-a-kind and one-of-a-kind humans stated it become over now, so I assumed it become too past due for the legitimate announcement. The ass become sniffing a chunk this morning so I were given it absolutely however fuck, it is a comic story anyway. Even better. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19733 Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 1 hour ago, Kaijose said: They had been going to provide days in the past whilst it become finished however it become stopped however Leon refused. However, earlier than I went to bed, all of it appeared so one-of-a-kind and one-of-a-kind humans stated it become over now, so I assumed it become too past due for the legitimate announcement. The ass become sniffing a chunk this morning so I were given it absolutely however fuck, it is a comic story anyway. Even better. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2182 Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26165 Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 I can only assume that someone is testing the theory that if you give an infinite number of mackems typewriters, they will eventually type the works of Shakespeare. So far it doesn't hold up. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9163 Posted June 15, 2022 Share Posted June 15, 2022 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19733 Posted June 15, 2022 Share Posted June 15, 2022 My West Ham mate reckons we’re about to gazump them for Nayef Aguerd, if we can’t get Bottman. He’s seething because he’s be heir number one target and they’ve been negotiating with him for a month. Can’t say I’ve heard much of the player tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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