The Entirely Unreasonable Transfer Deadline Day Thread

[sammynb 2929]

1 hour ago, Howay said:

Gayle and Clark refused loans and Howe is fuming with both. 

 

Says it all about this pair.

[Gemmill 34158]

14 hours ago, Tom said:

 

 

This is your MOUTH OF THE TYNE ITK by the way. He’s a fucking lunatic 

 

This Burnsie? I bet he listens to Joe Rogan. Before he started getting big into anti-vax and shouting the n-word, his main schtick was that aliens built the pyramids and stuff. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 12733]

Someone needs to clip the bit where they’re outside Area 51, or as close as you can get to it anyway. Something comes into view in the sky and he starts jumping about screaming “I TOLD YOU! I TOLD YOU!” or words to that effect and the look on his face when it turns out to be a bird or a helicopter or something is unbelievable. I’m probably getting some details wrong since it’s been a decade since I watched it but how it hasn’t found it’s place on “Best TV Moments Ever!” countdown shows is a disgrace 

[Kid Dynamite 5881]

The dirty turncoat is liking another clubs photos ...

 

 

[ewerk 26144]

[PaddockLad 14495]

Au contraire, mes amis….

 

 

[Isegrim 8866]

Gosens told the German press that he had an offer from Newcastle but never really considered to accept it.

 

It will be interesting to see how much our chances increase to lure players in case we do stay up

[Gemmill 34158]

4 hours ago, Isegrim said:

Gosens told the German press that he had an offer from Newcastle but never really considered to accept it.

 

It will be interesting to see how much our chances increase to lure players in case we do stay up

 

Aye I don't know if I was just being precious, but I thought he sounded like a little bellend saying he basically rejected it out of hand. 

 

See how you feel in 5 years time when we're fucking pumping 6 past your little Italian outfit in the CL, Robin.

 

ASSUMING THEY EVEN QUALIFY WITH SHIT LIKE YOU IN THEIR TEAM. 

[Craig 6287]

13 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

Aye I don't know if I was just being precious, but I thought he sounded like a little bellend saying he basically rejected it out of hand. 

 

See how you feel in 5 years time when we're fucking pumping 6 past your little Italian outfit in the CL, Robin.

 

ASSUMING THEY EVEN QUALIFY WITH SHIT LIKE YOU IN THEIR TEAM. 

Fuck me, someone unleashed Scrappy Doo again....

[ohhh_yeah 2759]

 

With the Callum news...

 

 

[Dr Gloom 19720]

11 minutes ago, ohhh_yeah said:

 

With the Callum news...

 

 

 

we've named our 25 man squad, so it's too late for us

[strawb 3651]

He’s also about 60 years old and 25 clem

[Andrew 4183]

8 hours ago, Isegrim said:

Gosens told the German press that he had an offer from Newcastle but never really considered to accept it.

 

It will be interesting to see how much our chances increase to lure players in case we do stay up

 

I think that he'd say that was the case now that he has moved to Inter regardless of whether it's true or not.

 

Despite their top players crossing derby boundaries practically every transfer window Italian fans aren't exactly welcoming of players openly talking about considering offers from other clubs.

[Andrew 4183]

2 hours ago, strawb said:

He’s also about 60 years old and 25 clem

 

Aye, I get that we could do with another striker in but signing an expensive busted flush who I remember having a very consistent habit of picking up niggly injuries is not what we need.

[Isegrim 8866]

46 minutes ago, Andrew said:

 

I think that he'd say that was the case now that he has moved to Inter regardless of whether it's true or not.

 

Despite their top players crossing derby boundaries practically every transfer window Italian fans aren't exactly welcoming of players openly talking about considering offers from other clubs.

I think that’s stretching things a lot tbh. He could have easily said nothing at all.

[thebrokendoll 7085]

3 days off the trot now we've not been linked with a living soul on the bbc's gossip column.

there is however this snippet as the lead article, so I'm just optimistically read between the lines that we're deep in his thoughts....

 

France striker Kylian Mbappe has been linked with a move to Real Madrid when his Paris St-Germain contract runs out in the summer but the 23-year-old says he has not made a decision over his future

[ohhh_yeah 2759]

 

 

[Andrew 4183]

7 hours ago, ohhh_yeah said:

 

 

 

There is absolutely no way that is true.

[Gemmill 34158]

 

We need to be monitoring this situation. 

 

 

[strawb 3651]

Nah. Fuck him the lanky cunt. We stay up we will do better in the summer 

[Isegrim 8866]

7 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

We need to be monitoring this situation. 

 

 

It’s probably too late. With cash available in the summer he will sign for Milan.

[wykikitoon 16475]

Lille will hope for a bid war.  Fuck that. 

[Chaser 1053]

I'd rather we looked at Botman over Carlos if we were considering both. 

[Dr Gloom 19720]

36 minutes ago, Isegrim said:

It’s probably too late. With cash available in the summer he will sign for Milan.

He clearly lacks ambition if true. Next 

[wykikitoon 16475]

Apparently we offered Dubravka to Man Utd in Jan whilst trying to get Hednerson. 

 

Also Chelsea and Man Utd after Ekiteke