Howe's Beautiful Brazilian vs Tuchel's Tall Turgid Tosspot's

[Howay 12447]

 

Is Edwards feeling ok today? Or has someone nicked his phone and tweeted for him?

[Billy Whitehurst 772]

1 minute ago, Christmas Tree said:

Or Howes just taken the decision to rest them all up for Thursday.

Yes, maybe. Everton is the much more winnable game.

 

[Dr Gloom 19735]

Surprised at the extent of the rotation.  

[Billy Whitehurst 772]

I’m going to this but will be sat in the Chelsea end, just hoping Lascelles, Krafth and Longstaff don’t make it too painful.

[Christmas Tree 3997]

1 minute ago, Dr Gloom said:

Surprised at the extent of the rotation.  

Yup, back of the settee job this  

 

[wykikitoon 16492]

Logstaff apparently going to get offered a long term deal.  Why?

[Alex 30239]

11 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

I reckon COVID is in the squad again. Willock and Shelvey missing, ASM still not fit to start. All because of "illness" apparently

Would make sense like. Loads of it going around again atm 

[wykikitoon 16492]

A lot of flu and cold going around.  18 riders at a cycle race didn't start one day mid-week.  They're also playing a shit load recently with little rest and weakend immune systems from 2 years of bubbles etc wont help.

 

 

[Christmas Tree 3997]

1 minute ago, wykikitoon said:

Logstaff apparently going to get offered a long term deal.  Why?

Only thing I could think of was that Howe has seen enough in training to see a player who will do a good enough job (when asked), with an overall much better team around him.

 

He’ll do as a squad player for a year while we spend of other areas of the pitch. He’ll then also have some value when the jan 23 or summer 23 window comes along? 

[wykikitoon 16492]

Chech's hands are fucking huge

[Ayatollah Hermione 12736]

Like how we’ve all been saying “we’ll do these” and then you look at their team and the sobering reality kicks in  

[Dr Gloom 19735]

2 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Like how we’ve all been saying “we’ll do these” and then you look at their team and the sobering reality kicks in  

its our team that more concerns me more 

[Ayatollah Hermione 12736]

I don’t think it’s THAT bad. We probably wouldn’t have had much of the ball either way and I’d resigned myself to this being the end of the run regardless so keep them for Everton and twat them about the shop.

[wykikitoon 16492]

Chelsea players wearing gloves  fuck me.

[PaddockLad 14527]

LUCAS DE BOLLE KALE WATER MAAAAAGGGGSS LETS FUCKIN GO!!!!!

 

[Gemmill 34166]

Wtf is up with that numan advert. 

[Kid Dynamite 5882]

38 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

Or Howes just taken the decision to rest them all up for Thursday.

So why lie about them being Ill?

[Gemmill 34166]

Just now, Kid Dynamite said:

So why lie about them being Ill?

 

Cos if we get murdered and his patter was "Aye I just left them all home to put their feet up", it doesn't look great. Especially for all the people that have travelled down there. 

[wykikitoon 16492]

Chelsea still have 3 on their shirts

[wykikitoon 16492]

I will give Miggy 25 seconds before he's rolling about on the floor feigning a broken leg

[wykikitoon 16492]

FFS the fucking Abramovich flag.  They're really fucking idiots

[Renton 17610]

Just now, wykikitoon said:

FFS the fucking Abramovich flag.  They're really fucking idiots

Aye, take down that banner you fucking arseholes.

[wykikitoon 16492]

a sell out? theres fucking loads of empty seats

[ewerk 26168]

5 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Chelsea still have 3 on their shirts

Sky managed to photoshop it out of their lineup graphics.

 

Seems the club can’t afford new shirts.

[wykikitoon 16492]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/football/60147070?ns_mchannel=social&ns_source=twitter&ns_campaign=bbc_live&ns_linkname=622dfa300ce87e491a0ef608%26'Newcastle are getting torn to pieces'%262022-03-13T14%3A05%3A54.031Z&ns_fee=0&pinned_post_locator=urn:asset:37a2dd14-0937-4e2b-a33c-588d9aabd020&pinned_post_asset_id=622dfa300ce87e491a0ef608&pinned_post_type=share

 

Really?