Bruno Guimarães

[Gemmill 34157]

 

Terrible sleeping patterns. I wake up at crazy o clock and my beautiful, genius mind just needs to get up and change the world. 

 

I needed a piss as well. 

[Christmas Tree 3997]

16 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

Terrible sleeping patterns. I wake up at crazy o clock and my beautiful, genius mind just needs to get up and change the world. 

 

I needed a piss as well. 

And here’s @Alex up now  

We must all have old man’s bladder  

[wykikitoon 16474]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

 

Terrible sleeping patterns. I wake up at crazy o clock and my beautiful, genius mind just needs to get up and change the world. 

 

I needed a piss as well. 

Do you sit down to wee? 

[Gemmill 34157]

I will sit on your Yorkshire face. 

[Isegrim 8864]

12 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Do you sit down to wee? 

He doesn’t even need to get out of bed thanks to adult diapers for incontinent old gits.

[Gemmill 34157]

I'm the same age as you, Judge Judy. 

[wykikitoon 16474]

14 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

I will sit on your Yorkshire face. 

 

My wife is always saying my nose is bigger than my cock

[Isegrim 8864]

21 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

I'm the same age as you, Judge Judy. 

You are as old as your bladder tells you.

[Isegrim 8864]

13 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

 

My wife is always saying my nose is bigger than my cock

Reported.

[OTF 6129]

5 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

This is fucking nonsense. He's the one working with the lad, and he'll know how he's settling in etc. 

 

There would be nowt worse than chucking him in when he's not ready, his confidence going up in smoke, and us getting to the end of the season wondering wtf we've spent £50m on. 

 

I want him to start cos I'm excited to see him, but I'm not gonna write the manager off or assume I know better than him if he doesn't. 

 

It's the same game whether or not he's had weeks with the team or days. Guimaraes at 70% should be comfortably better than any number of our other midfielders who are incredibly inconsistent anyway. He's clearly not in short supply of confidence based on his social media, a bad game is not going to have any lasting effect on him. Look at ASM turning in some stinkers and then coming back with big performances.

 

We really don't have the luxury of easing players in. They were bought with the immediate critical task of avoiding relegation. If this was a game away at Man City then there could be some merit to not starting him but this is a game against a side that has been struggling that will be carrying quite a few changes of their own. It's a winnable game and if Howe doesn't believe that Guimaraes can help win it then he shouldn't have been bought. 

[OTF 6129]

Plus it's not beyond us to have two defenders and a keeper injured in a half, so better to keep the sub options open.

[Dr Gloom 19720]

5 minutes ago, OTF said:

 

It's the same game whether or not he's had weeks with the team or days. Guimaraes at 70% should be comfortably better than any number of our other midfielders who are incredibly inconsistent anyway. He's clearly not in short supply of confidence based on his social media, a bad game is not going to have any lasting effect on him. Look at ASM turning in some stinkers and then coming back with big performances.

 

We really don't have the luxury of easing players in. They were bought with the immediate critical task of avoiding relegation. If this was a game away at Man City then there could be some merit to not starting him but this is a game against a side that has been struggling that will be carrying quite a few changes of their own. It's a winnable game and if Howe doesn't believe that Guimaraes can help win it then he shouldn't have been bought. 

throw him in, if only for my fantasy football team 

[Gemmill 34157]

ALRIGHT LADS, YOU KNOW BEST. SORRY FOR SUGGESTING THE MANAGER MIGHT BE IN A BETTER POSITION THAN TOONTASTIC TO MAKE THIS DECISION. 

[Christmas Tree 3997]

Just now, Gemmill said:

ALRIGHT LADS, YOU KNOW BEST. SORRY FOR SUGGESTING THE MANAGER MIGHT BE IN A BETTER POSITION THAN TOONTASTIC TO MAKE THIS DECISION. 

Did you think Bruce knew better? Did ya!

[Gemmill 34157]

I think he knew better than you.

 

[Christmas Tree 3997]

3 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

I think he knew better than you.

 

True but

 

[Isegrim 8864]

A lot of essembees wannabees tbh.

 

Next they will start naming plaets cowards and use zany abbreviations.

 

Too late for them to take the Fulwell though 

[Tom 13804]

 

 

[Tom 13804]

 

[Polarboy 2124]

 

Pretty decent video, if a little repetitive in terms of what we already know about Bruno. 

Edited February 9, 2022 by Polarboy

[MMXXVIII 1041]

3 hours ago, Polarboy said:

 

Pretty decent video, if a little repetitive in terms of what we already know about Bruno. 

The theory is exciting but I'll wait for real life to unfold. Too many dynamics for a human brain to assess.

[Gemmill 34157]

 

 

Bruno wearing his Nike Air Michael Jackson. 

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 12733]

He’s getting some wear out of that suit

[OTF 6129]

8 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

Bruno wearing his Nike Air Michael Jackson. 

 

 

Dad and the kids wearing Nike Air Jermaine Defoe.

[ewerk 26142]

Someone has gone all in on Bruno being a success.