Dennis Patterson's, Dagmar Sausage Guzzling Mags v Smith's Crab Loving Canaries

[aimaad22 3414]

Bloody hell man Joelinton again 😂😂

[MrBass 2181]

And again!!!! 

[Gemmill 34151]

Hat trick is on.

 

[Gemmill 34151]

CHECK HIS VAR DRIVE. 

[ewerk 26118]

He can’t stop scoring!

[MrBass 2181]

No VAR check this time?

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

BUJ7 aka The Brazilian Shearer.

[Gemmill 34151]

We should try him in goal next week. 

[ewerk 26118]

Seven months ago you know he’d have put that chance in the stands.

[Ayatollah Hermione 12733]

Get in, these have crumbled 

[aimaad22 3414]

Bruno splitting them up there but my God are these shite. 

 

Also how useless is Murphy in one on ones. You just knew he's not going to score. 

[Howay 12447]

1 hour ago, Howay said:

I genuinely have more faith in Joelinton up top given what we’ve seen recently from Wood. I was fine with his signing overall but he’s been worse than I ever thought he would be and I personally hope we don’t really see him play past this season. 

More goals from open play in one half than Wood has managed for us. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 12733]

Delia herself would be proud of this crumble!

[acrossthepond 699]

BIG JOE HAT-TRICK? Is it possible?

 

p.s. Fuck me, Murphy can't shoot for toffee.  

[Gemmill 34151]

Pulling off repeated Gordon Banks saves off Salah and Jota. 

[Toonpack 6763]

Big Joe on for the perfect hat trick 😱

[wykikitoon 16468]

Just now, aimaad22 said:

Bruno splitting them up there but my God are these shite. 

 

Also how useless is Murphy in one on ones. You just knew he's not going to score. 

Not a bad tackle tbf 

[Alex 30216]

I was going to say Joelinton hat trick when I saw the line up. As a joke, mind. Confidence is a wonderful thing in football though 

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

‘But,but, he’s playing out of position.He’s not a striker’. 
 

[Gemmill 34151]

Just now, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Delia herself would be proud of this crumble!

 

 

[wykikitoon 16468]

Longstaff you fucking gloyte 

[Christmas Tree 3997]

Bloody hell

3 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Hat trick is on.

 

Fuck, do I cash out at £24 or wait  

[wykikitoon 16468]

Was he thinking he was playing for the Falcons.  The shite bastard 

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

1 minute ago, Alex said:

I was going to say Joelinton hat trick when I saw the line up. As a joke, mind. Confidence is a wonderful thing in football though 

More so effort.

[Gemmill 34151]

Longstaff playing the Joelinton role there.