Norma's Nuanced Nabob's Newcastle v Shergar's Shithouse Stealing Scouser's

[ewerk 26291]

8 minutes ago, acrossthepond said:

Here comes the messiah, the world's best club player ever in history, the greatest African ever to live, Mandela's anointed. 

Arab aggro!

Edited April 30, 2022 by ewerk

[Andrew 4218]

Just now, ewerk said:

Wood never looked confident in scoring there. Offside or not.

 

The hesitation felt like he knew he had gone just before the pass was played.

[sammynb 2929]

Bingo, out comes the 4-3 game and the 16 point slip from the cunt of a commentator!

Edited April 30, 2022 by sammynb

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

TOT got well out the way of that shot by Jota

[Howay 12452]

8 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

Absolutely a red card there. Studs up on his knee. 

“He’s not that type of player” said about a man who has fairly consistently went in with a high boot on keepers. 
 

Chris Wood’s finishing is the stuff of fucking nightmares like. If we can sell I would. 

[sammynb 2929]

How shite is our bench - Ritchie, Gayle, Longstaff.

Murphy is our most attacking option!

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3194]

We need a new centre forward in the summer 

[Gemmill 34422]

ASM. The number of times he opts for the pass that isn't on and just hands it back to them. He must be able to see that the ball is not gonna reach its target. 

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

1 minute ago, sammynb said:

How shite is our bench - Ritchie, Gayle, Longstaff.

Murphy is our most attacking option!

And The Waster

[sammynb 2929]

1 minute ago, essembeeofsunderland said:

And The Waster

 

Um, he's already been subbed, don't think that means he can play again this game.

[PaddockLad 14584]

Still, the future appears to be bright

 

 

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

Was that THE chance?

[MrBass 2222]

1 minute ago, Gemmill said:

ASM. The number of times he opts for the pass that isn't on and just hands it back to them. He must be able to see that the ball is not gonna reach its target. 

 

He's so fucking frustrating to watch. I'd have hoped he'd up his game against this calibre of opposition but maybe he's not got another level.

[Howay 12452]

3 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

ASM. The number of times he opts for the pass that isn't on and just hands it back to them. He must be able to see that the ball is not gonna reach its target. 

I honestly think he does it to show passing doesn’t work, and that it’s better if he just runs head down into 3 opposition players. 

[Howay 12452]

Does Dubravka warm up for the match by doing Ketamine? He just watched a foot race between Targett and Salah rather than coming out to clear the ball 

[ewerk 26291]

FFS Miggy, learn how to time a run!

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

When another player is in a better position,he ‘uses’ the player then runs into trouble.

[sammynb 2929]

Shelvey leaving his stupid challenge to late.

[Gemmill 34422]

I hope Howe tries to feed Klopp a carrot on the full time whistle. I reckon he'd neck it. 

[Howay 12452]

Shelvey must be the slowest player in the league, he got absolutely dusted by a 63 year old James Milner before and consistently looks like a man running with two toddlers holding his legs. 

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

Brainless from BUJ7

[Andrew 4218]

Speaks to how shit this has been to watch that Milners just been given man of the match.

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

Just now, Howay said:

Shelvey must be the slowest player in the league, he got absolutely dusted by a 63 year old James Milner before and consistently looks like a man running with two toddlers holding his legs. 

It takes him 10 yards to get up to his cruising top speed.

[wykikitoon 16628]

Seen last 7-8mins.  How have we done? I've seen one run to see ASM is still contributing fuck all.

[sammynb 2929]

2 minutes ago, essembeeofsunderland said:

It takes him 10 yards to get up to his cruising top speed.

 

Turns as quick as an oil tanker anarl.

Edited April 30, 2022 by sammynb