Howmanheyman 26581 Posted October 12, 2022 Share Posted October 12, 2022 Man United (a) - Fuck knaas Everton (h) - Fuck knaas Spurs (a) - Fuck knaas Villa (h) - W Southampton (a) - Fuck knaas Chelsea (h) - Fuck knaas 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38503 Posted October 12, 2022 Share Posted October 12, 2022 5 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: he used to sit in the gallowgate end watching jackie milburn with blair Did he trudge through the snow all the way from Boldon, though? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38503 Posted October 12, 2022 Share Posted October 12, 2022 Man United (a) - Fucken A Everton (h) - Fucken A Spurs (a) - Shut the Fuck Up Donny Villa (h) - Fucken A Southampton (a) - Fucken A Chelsea (h) - The Dude Abides 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34146 Posted October 12, 2022 Share Posted October 12, 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16460 Posted October 12, 2022 Author Share Posted October 12, 2022 ANNOUNCE ARAMCO ARENA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9143 Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 ARE YOU WATCHING READING DARREN? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34146 Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 (edited) @Howmanheymanis never gonna go for the stadium name change. Or is he....? INTERIOR 3:13AM ST. JAMES PARK BOARD ROOM CEO Darren Eales and Chief Commercial Officer Peter Silverstone sit at the Board table. Ties loosened, empty pizza boxes strewn across the table. They have clearly been working for hours on an unsolvable problem. EALES: It's no good Peter. There's nothing we can come up with to solve the HMHM problem. The guy (gumph) is unmovable. SILVERSTONE: We can do it Darren, we just need to... Silverstone leaps from his chair, grabbing a nearby flip chart. He pulls the cap off with his teeth, spitting it to the Boardroom floor and begins frantically writing. EALES: You're wasting your time, Peter! We can't- Silverstone, deep in concentration, brow furrowed, holds up his spare hand in a silencing gesture. He stops writing, and steps back to survey his work. EALES: What is it? Damn it Peter, don't keep me in suspense! Silverstone spins the flip board round, revealing his perfect script: SILVERSTONE: The Newcastle United Yes That's Fucking Right There's More Than One United Has Been Forever Although You Wouldn't Know It Watching Football Coverage Since the 90s Speaking of Which Fuck Sky Sports Especially That Bitter Cunt Souness And Don't Even Get Me Started on the BT Sport Pundits Especially On a Night Liverpool Are Playing SAUDI ARAMCO ARENA @ ST JAMES PARK. Eales rises from his seat, openly weeping and embraces Silverstone. EALES: Peter, you big glorious guy, you solved the HMHM puzzle. SILVERSTONE: That's nice Darren, but don't let him hear you call me guy. EALES: You're right, I forgot. END SCENE Edited October 13, 2022 by Gemmill 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 @Gemmill All of that at 4-5 in the morning What’s your secret 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3648 Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 He’s middle aged, he woke up for a piss 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34146 Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 A family history of being terrible early risers. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 1 minute ago, strawb said: He’s middle aged, he woke up for a piss Aye, but to be able to suddenly knock up a screenplay Must do a line straight after his piss. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3648 Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 Think it’s probably something undiagnosed tbh 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38503 Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 11 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: Aye, but to be able to suddenly knock up a screenplay Must do a line straight after his piss. He’s clearly dropped a tab of BONG! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26581 Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 48 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: @Gemmill All of that at 4-5 in the morning What’s your secret He's been told to write down his dreams by his therapist as soon as he wakes up while it's fresh in his mind. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38503 Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 6 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: therapist Soo close.… ”GET IN THE TAXI, ITS CHINESE MOUSE TIME!” 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9143 Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 5 hours ago, Gemmill said: @Howmanheymanis never gonna go for the stadium name change. Or is he....? INTERIOR 3:13AM ST. JAMES PARK BOARD ROOM CEO Darren Eales and Chief Commercial Officer Peter Silverstone sit at the Board table. Ties loosened, empty pizza boxes strewn across the table. They have clearly been working for hours on an unsolvable problem. EALES: It's no good Peter. There's nothing we can come up with to solve the HMHM problem. The guy (gumph) is unmovable. SILVERSTONE: We can do it Darren, we just need to... Silverstone leaps from his chair, grabbing a nearby flip chart. He pulls the cap off with his teeth, spitting it to the Boardroom floor and begins frantically writing. EALES: You're wasting your time, Peter! We can't- Silverstone, deep in concentration, brow furrowed, holds up his spare hand in a silencing gesture. He stops writing, and steps back to survey his work. EALES: What is it? Damn it Peter, don't keep me in suspense! Silverstone spins the flip board round, revealing his perfect script: SILVERSTONE: The Newcastle United Yes That's Fucking Right There's More Than One United Has Been Forever Although You Wouldn't Know It Watching Football Coverage Since the 90s Speaking of Which Fuck Sky Sports Especially That Bitter Cunt Souness And Don't Even Get Me Started on the BT Sport Pundits Especially On a Night Liverpool Are Playing SAUDI ARAMCO ARENA @ ST JAMES PARK. Eales rises from his seat, openly weeping and embraces Silverstone. EALES: Peter, you big glorious guy, you solved the HMHM puzzle. SILVERSTONE: That's nice Darren, but don't let him hear you call me guy. EALES: You're right, I forgot. END SCENE Definitely 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26581 Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 I missed the interview, I've downloaded it on BBC sounds and will give it a listen when I get the chance so having no knowledge of what he said I can only say that Gemmill is right, I wouldn't want to change it unless they've a way around it where it's basically SJP and the sponsor doesn't get mentioned. It's being penny wise, pound foolish in the long run, we'll get where we want to be sooner or later and SJP as a name will have far more attraction than the Aramco/whatever stadium. If we want to be a global giant we need to start acting like one and I can only imagine the howling and gnashing of teeth in the media, let alone the fans, if Anfield and Old Trafford changed to a sponsor. A new stadium is a get out of jail card and is probably fair game but you're damaging 'the brand' imo by doing it if we stay at SJP. We should be in a position with the money to come, the professionals being appointed to key positions, gradually improving the side and European football will get us there so doing this is an admission we're a bit two bob, we're not, we're Newcastle United and we play at St. James' Park. 👍 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26109 Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 The won't lose the SJP part of the name. It'll be SJP powered by Aramco or something similar. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19715 Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 17 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: I missed the interview, I've downloaded it on BBC sounds and will give it a listen when I get the chance so having no knowledge of what he said I can only say that Gemmill is right, I wouldn't want to change it unless they've a way around it where it's basically SJP and the sponsor doesn't get mentioned. It's being penny wise, pound foolish in the long run, we'll get where we want to be sooner or later and SJP as a name will have far more attraction than the Aramco/whatever stadium. If we want to be a global giant we need to start acting like one and I can only imagine the howling and gnashing of teeth in the media, let alone the fans, if Anfield and Old Trafford changed to a sponsor. A new stadium is a get out of jail card and is probably fair game but you're damaging 'the brand' imo by doing it if we stay at SJP. We should be in a position with the money to come, the professionals being appointed to key positions, gradually improving the side and European football will get us there so doing this is an admission we're a bit two bob, we're not, we're Newcastle United and we play at St. James' Park. 👍 I'd prefer it if they plastered aramco or saudi golf all over the stadium without changing the name, but i wouldn't be that arsed if they switched it to Aramco St James' Park or something to get around FFP. man city get 67m a season from etihad. presumably that's fair market value and we could do similar. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19715 Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 it would still be, and would always remain, SJP so it doesn't make that much difference to me if it generates the cash we need 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26581 Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 1 hour ago, ewerk said: The won't lose the SJP part of the name. It'll be SJP powered by Aramco or something similar. If there's a way around it then great. 👍 1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said: it would still be, and would always remain, SJP so it doesn't make that much difference to me if it generates the cash we need The fear is long term you'd have brainwashed kids knowing no better calling it 'the Aramco' or whatever it's named as they'd hear the official version all the time. Think Man U and 'United', all and sundry under 35 from all over the UK wouldn't think twice of calling them anything else, in fact you have the odd DLC from our own fan base who'll occasionally say it. I even recall the odd glory hunter around 93 having everyone confused by talking about the 'exhibition' stand or the 'Sir John Hall' stand. (Been a fan long, lads?) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26109 Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 23 hours ago, Tom said: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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OTF 6127 Posted October 15, 2022 Share Posted October 15, 2022 10 hours ago, Craig said: Well we've found Bruno's weakness. Can't fucking clap to save himself. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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