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2025/26 - Generic NUFC Chat. Cunts ☑️


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2 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

As wrong in your assertion as you are confident. 

 

So what you are saying is you (YOU) will watch a game but you don't know what went on (are fucking clueless) until you've done the maths, righty-o.

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1 minute ago, Toonpack said:

 

So what you are saying is you (YOU) will watch a game but you don't know what went on (are fucking clueless) until you've done the maths, righty-o.

Nope, that's not what he's saying. Or at least that's not what my eyes are telling me. 

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3 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

 

So what you are saying is you (YOU) will watch a game but you don't know what went on (are fucking clueless) until you've done the maths, righty-o.

 

The gif of the Chinese bloke cupping his hands and shouting "Gayyyyyyy", only he's shouting "Daft cuuuuuuunt". 

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Just now, The Fish said:

Nope, that's not what he's saying. Or at least that's not what my eyes are telling me. 

 

That's exactly what old cinder toffee ankles was implying.

 

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4 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

 

That's exactly what old cinder toffee ankles was implying.

 

 

Wilful ignorance is still just ignorance, old man. 

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11 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

 

That's exactly what old cinder toffee ankles was implying.

 

Not to my eyes.

 

 

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3 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

go out with the dog toonpack was giving gemmill a hiding.

come back and hour or so late, toonpack is giving gemmill a hiding.

 

I'm just pleased to hear you made it back in one piece. 

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14 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

go out with the dog toonpack was giving gemmill a hiding.

come back and hour or so late, toonpack is giving gemmill a hiding.

 

Walk round the block did you?

 

Classic Movies Old Hollywood GIF

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34 minutes ago, The Fish said:

Not to my eyes.

 

 

 

You can't even read a fucking measuring tape correctly, so your eyes should be considered less than reliable Mr Magoo.

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4 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Don't want to be the bearer of bad news but apparently it's closer to 12 weeks for Tino

 

The yorkie Craig T'Hope is in t'house.

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16 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

 

You can't even read a fucking measuring tape correctly, so your eyes should be considered less than reliable Mr Magoo.

 

Okaay Ok GIF by MOODMAN

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3 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

the king reckons we're title contenders 

 

 

Always liked Pards. Never heard a bad word said about him. Except from players and their wives.

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5 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

Always liked Pards. Never heard a bad word said about him. Except from players and their wives.

 

And coaches whose nice looking dinner he has just stolen in place of his own manky fare :ok:

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4 minutes ago, Sonatine said:

 

And coaches whose nice looking dinner he has just stolen in place of his own manky fare :ok:

Fair game that you ask me. You want nice stuff be better at your job. Pards didn’t get anywhere accepting gravy and chips.

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24 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

the king reckons we're title contenders 

 

 


Someone get him away from the glue store FFS

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Pardew is always bigging us up tbh. I think it's because we were ultimately his most significant job, and the better we do the more gigs he's going to get talking about us. I don't hold that against him really but I definitely think he views it in that way.

 

I actually don't mind him that much anymore, I think he wasn't bad for that era. We had one good finish in there.

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14 minutes ago, Rayvin said:

Pardew is always bigging us up tbh. I think it's because we were ultimately his most significant job, and the better we do the more gigs he's going to get talking about us. I don't hold that against him really but I definitely think he views it in that way.

 

I actually don't mind him that much anymore, I think he wasn't bad for that era. We had one good finish in there.

 

pardew's team was the best of the ashley era - cabaye, colo, ben arfa, nolan, jonas, enrique, ba, cisse etc

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2 minutes ago, NJS said:

He lost 4 derbies in a row. He should be hanged from the Tyne Bridge. 

But he nutted a mackem and called an old cunt an old cunt. So swings and roundabouts.

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