Alexander Isak

[Kid Dynamite 7369]

52 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

Let’s not kid ourselves, most players are going to jump at any opportunity that doubles their wages.  We are still a bit of a stepping stone for any worldies that we happen to get our hands on.

He's got 3.5 years left on his deal so he can jump at the opportunity all he wants. If someone doesn't offer silly money then he's going nowhere 

[Monkeys Fist 43945]

Dear Arsenal

£150 million as a starting price, plus Saka coming to us. 
 

Otherwise, don’t hembarrass yourselves. 
 

Love

 

The Saudi Boys. 

[MrBass 2846]

PS. Can Arteta sign this for my son, big fan.

 

[Alex 36019]

4 hours ago, Christmas Tree said:

Let’s not kid ourselves, most players are going to jump at any opportunity that doubles their wages.  We are still a bit of a stepping stone for any worldies that we happen to get our hands on.

You’re talking about a very select group of clubs though. Which would probably rule out Arsenal. 

[Dougle 3538]

22 hours ago, Christmas Tree said:

Let’s not kid ourselves, most players are going to jump at any opportunity that doubles their wages.  We are still a bit of a stepping stone for any worldies that we happen to get our hands on.

 

Fuck Off.

You South Tyne almost mackem cunt

 

[gurru991 22]

Like all top players he will want Champions League football & if Newcastle can't provide it  he will look else where. Contract lengths count for very little when a player wants away.

[OTF 7958]

1 hour ago, gurru991 said:

Like all top players he will want Champions League football & if Newcastle can't provide it  he will look else where. Contract lengths count for very little when a player wants away.

Thanks, now we know why you're the gurru.

[Dr Gloom 22835]

Troy Deeney’s assessment of Isak in his team of the week for the bbc.

 

I tell you what, Troy. Why not fuck off and stop talking about him as a replacement for others? 

 

Alexander Isak (Newcastle): We may as well just keep him in for the next six weeks. Mr Isak, the best striker on the planet currently. He does everything - scores two goals, creates an assist and then goes and sits down after 70 minutes because it is job done. We can keep talking about how good he is - he's an obvious replacement for others, but while he's at a flying Newcastle team why would he leave? They may end up - don't say it too loud - creating a little title push

[wykikitoon 21794]

It is annoying, but people are still stuck in this mindset that we are a selling club ala Brighton.  Until we break into that 'Top 6' shite (which will probably be Top 8 then) expect this to continue.  He is a Champions League level player so its no surprise they're touting him. 

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 4110]

3 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

Troy Deeney’s assessment of Isak in his team of the week for the bbc.

 

I tell you what, Troy. Why not fuck off and stop talking about him as a replacement for others? 

 

Alexander Isak (Newcastle): We may as well just keep him in for the next six weeks. Mr Isak, the best striker on the planet currently. He does everything - scores two goals, creates an assist and then goes and sits down after 70 minutes because it is job done. We can keep talking about how good he is - he's an obvious replacement for others, but while he's at a flying Newcastle team why would he leave? They may end up - don't say it too loud - creating a little title push

I am 100% certain he phones these in, he seems to have the IQ of Forest Gump but without the endearing charm.

[Gemmill 47789]

He also says "why would he leave?" 

 

That's about as fair an assessment as I've seen from a pundit tbh. "He's fucking amazing, he'd walk into any other team and they'd love to have him, but why would he leave Newcastle."

 

Thank you very much Mr Deeney. 

[Holden McGroin 7085]

39 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

He also says "why would he leave?" 

 

That's about as fair an assessment as I've seen from a pundit tbh. "He's fucking amazing, he'd walk into any other team and they'd love to have him, but why would he leave Newcastle."

 

Thank you very much Mr Deeney. 

 

[Gemmill 47789]

Aye, that's the answer. Especially if he looks down the road and sees Haaland on 500k a week. 

 

But the point I was making is Deeney is about the only pundit straying from the "Arsenal should just sign him" line as if its a fait accompli, and instead asking "why would he leave?" 

[Holden McGroin 7085]

He might want to play CL football regularly, and the chance to win more trophies.  

 

Hopefully we do both  this season.

 

Edited Friday at 10:37 by Holden McGroin

[Rosco 817]

When we signed him RTG were pissing themselves that we’d bought a bang average player who only averaged goal every 3 or 4 games and we’d had our pants pulled down for £65M🤣

 

I’ll never forget his assist at Everton when he ripped the piss out of them for Murphy to score…..he came so close to finishing it himself which would have been up there with the greatest goal’s ever 

Edited Friday at 11:11 by Rosco

[Dazzler 11050]

32 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

He might want to play CL football regularly, and the chance to win more trophies.  

 

Hopefully we do both  this season.

 

Then he should stick around and my current run with the match threads may well deliver*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*It definitely won't.

[trophyshy 7119]

2 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

Troy Deeney’s assessment of Isak in his team of the week for the bbc.

 

I tell you what, Troy. Why not fuck off and stop talking about him as a replacement for others? 

 

Alexander Isak (Newcastle): We may as well just keep him in for the next six weeks. Mr Isak, the best striker on the planet currently. He does everything - scores two goals, creates an assist and then goes and sits down after 70 minutes because it is job done. We can keep talking about how good he is - he's an obvious replacement for others, but while he's at a flying Newcastle team why would he leave? They may end up - don't say it too loud - creating a little title push

 

I only recently realised how mirror-breakingly ugly Troy was. He looks like Harvey Price on two cowies.

[Dr Gloom 22835]

13 minutes ago, trophyshy said:

 

I only recently realised how mirror-breakingly ugly Troy was. He looks like Harvey Price on two cowies.

 

reported 

[Howmanheyman 34837]

55 minutes ago, trophyshy said:

 

I only recently realised how mirror-breakingly ugly Troy was. He looks like Harvey Price on two cowies.

 

He definitely got pulled out of his mother by the face from Popeye after a tin of taste the difference spinach.

[Monkeys Fist 43945]

49 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

reported 

Agreed. 
 

Should be four cowies. 

[Christmas Tree 4959]

Ideal scenario is we get another out of him by which time PSR is changed and our overlords can shower him with quality team mates and riches.

[Dr Gloom 22835]

10 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Agreed. 
 

Should be four cowies. 

 

[Dr Gloom 22835]

2 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

Ideal scenario is we get another out of him by which time PSR is changed and our overlords can shower him with quality team mates and riches.

 

if we finish top four this season, i think we sign him up to a lomg-term deal. 

 

these players all know that if they win a trophy they will go down as legends. it will be harder for any player to walk away then. 

[Christmas Tree 4959]

1 minute ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

if we finish top four this season, i think we sign him up to a lomg-term deal. 

 

these players all know that if they win a trophy they will go down as legends. it will be harder for any player to walk away then. 

Not a chance (if I was him) I’d sign a new contract when there’s 500k a week wages elsewhere. Unless we get very close to the going wage rate for a world class striker, which seems unlikely as PSR stands.

[Dr Gloom 22835]

7 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

Not a chance (if I was him) I’d sign a new contract when there’s 500k a week wages elsewhere. Unless we get very close to the going wage rate for a world class striker, which seems unlikely as PSR stands.

 

i think we break the bank - and the wage structure - to secure him to a long term deal if we finish top four again. another season of champions league will give us more psr headroom and will help us secure new commercial deals - stadum/training ground naming rights the obvious ones. 

 

it won't be £500k per week but it could be half that, which still isn't to be sniffed at. we're building something special. the destination is man city-level dominance. being part of that journey is going to be seductive for a lot of players - they will go down in newcastle folklore. of course, we'll lose some players along the way if real madrid come calling but others will stay for the ride