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[wykikitoon 16610]

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Eddie Howe's side attempt to extend their unbeaten start to the Premier League season to four games on Sunday, when they venture to Molineux.

NUFC: Newcastle will travel to the Black Country without Jonjo Shelvey, Callum Wilson and Emil Krafth but Ryan Fraser, Jamaal Lascelles and Dan Burn should all be available.

The Magpies have scored exactly one goal in each of the last eight home and away PL meetings with Wolves, nine if one includes Championship matches.

Ahead of our visit, Wolves defeated Preston North End 2-1 at home in the Carabao Cup on Tuesday night.

Bruno Lage's side are winless after three Premier League games this season; defeats at Leeds (1-2) and Spurs (0-1) book ending a 0-0 home draw with Fulham.

Taking into account last season, that barren PL run for Wolves extends to 10 games since a 2-1 success against Aston Villa at Molineux back in April.

That winless sequence kicked off with a 0-1 defeat on Tyneside - one of seven losses alongside three draws.

Referee: Peter Bankes - fresh from an incident-packed VAR shift covering the Newcastle versus Manchester City game on Sunday. I.e the cunt that said it wasn't a pen.

The Lancastrian whistler last took charge of United back in April, when Wolves were beaten 1-0 at Gallowgate.

VAR: Lee Mason
 

 

Would be nice to keep the unbeaten run going.  Isak will come on in the 85th minute.

[thebrokendoll 7090]

hope he starts me and we don't see wood till the 85th minute.

[Dr Gloom 19808]

Bizarre thread title  

[wykikitoon 16610]

Just now, Dr Gloom said:

Bizarre thread title  

I am sure the Dexter Midnight runner singer is a Wolves fan  

[Craig 6302]

 

6 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

I am sure the Dexter Midnight runner singer is a Wolves fan  

He is … there are other Wolves fans far easier on the eye, mind you.

 

[RobinRobin 9195]

Autocorrect failed again. 🙂 

[Dr Gloom 19808]

7 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

I am sure the Dexter Midnight runner singer is a Wolves fan  

tenuous but I like it  

[Ayatollah Hermione 12764]

These haven’t won in 10 games which has me worried because I’ve seen how this goes before

[Tom 13836]

33 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

These haven’t won in 10 games which has me worried because I’ve seen how this goes before

You're still thinking in old speak. These are the new times.

 

0-3 Isak hat trick. IKEA hot dogs all around. Tom getting brayed cause I'm watching it in leeds.

[wykikitoon 16610]

23 minutes ago, Tom said:

You're still thinking in old speak. These are the new times.

 

0-3 Isak hat trick. IKEA hot dogs all around. Tom getting brayed cause I'm watching it in leeds.

It's ok, they're all City fans now  

Watch it up Headingley,  you'll be fine there.

[Tom 13836]

Im absolutely nails anyway tbh. Will probably just watch it wherever I land. 

[Gemmill 34413]

Just pull your pants down and show them your muscly arse. 

[Tom 13836]

Only if I'm bought a drink first. 

[Dr Gloom 19808]

Buns of steel 

[Alex 30372]

Me Thomas, doin tha bogle 

[Monkeys Fist 38733]

4 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

Bizarre thread title  

 

4 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

I am sure the Dexter Midnight runner singer is a Wolves fan  

If we’re going the “ musician fans” route, I’m very disappointed in you Mr. Angry. 

[wykikitoon 16610]

My eyes

 

My eyes

 

My fucking eyes

[Monkeys Fist 38733]

17 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

My eyes

 

My eyes

 

My fucking eyes

I mean, you would though 

[wykikitoon 16610]

Got a semi tbf

[Monkeys Fist 38733]

3 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Got a semi tbf

So’s Percy by the look of it. 

[strawb 3659]

That’s a weird position for his little cock to be in tbh

[toonotl 2408]

Thread title has gone down like a lead balloon. I think we should say, Thank You 

[thebrokendoll 7090]

looking forward to this tomorrow,, and the lie in for a journey to a game!

obviously it's all meaningless at the minute but it's been nice seeing us at the top end of the table for a change and had wilson not been crocked I'd have been pretty confident we'd back up there by 4pm.

as it stands I reckon wolves will struggle to score, but then so too are we likely to with wood.

game will probably hinge on how soon howe introduces isak, please let it be more than a 5 minute cameo.   

 

Edited August 27, 2022 by thebrokendoll

[Monkeys Fist 38733]

19 hours ago, strawb said:

That’s a weird position for his little cock to be in tbh

It’s so that when you squeeze his lemon, the juice runs down his leg. 

[Christmas Tree 3997]

Chance to go back to 4th. Gotta take it.

 

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