Howe's that for a bunch of Cripples v Here's our Graham with a Quick Reminder what a bunch of Shits We are

[OTF 6130]

Diaz out to murder Lascelles.

[wykikitoon 16498]

Fuck me Haaland.

He's gonna break Shearer's record this season at this rate.

[Ayatollah Hermione 12736]

Ah that’s why Lascelles is in; to clatter the fuckers about  

[OTF 6130]

1 minute ago, ewerk said:

Nah, fair challenge.

 

Hogwash.

[ewerk 26189]

Little did Diaz knock that Lascelles has a block of concrete where his brain is supposed to be.

[ewerk 26189]

Just now, OTF said:

 

Hogwash.

Piffle.

[OTF 6130]

1 minute ago, ewerk said:

Piffle.

Balderdash.

[Gemmill 34183]

Wood looking happy there. 

[wykikitoon 16498]

Just now, Gemmill said:

Wood looking happy there. 

I was just thinking that  

[ewerk 26189]

Someone get Isak a limitless card for Greggs. Fucker looks like he’s never had a square meal.

[wykikitoon 16498]

Decent play. Nice to have Fraser back. 

[OTF 6130]

Nicely done Fraser bounce just got away from him a little.

[ewerk 26189]

Lovely turn from Fraser. 

[Polarboy 2124]

Fucking hell that would have been some goal from Fraser if he'd got that one on target. 

[Isegrim 8868]

6 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Fuck me Haaland.

He's gonna break Shearer's record this season at this rate.

People doubting if he could cut in the PL had obviously never seen him play.

[wykikitoon 16498]

Targett has started well

[Chaser 1053]

We look as likely to score as they do

[Rayvin 4949]

Just now, wykikitoon said:

Targett has started well

 

Targett is a great player for us and I remain very pleased we took him.

[Polarboy 2124]

Lascelles forgot to take his slippers off. Fucking donkey. 

[OTF 6130]

1 minute ago, Isegrim said:

People doubting if he could cut in the PL had obviously never seen him play.

 

Yeah but can he do it on a cold rainy night in Stoke?

[Ayatollah Hermione 12736]

Can tell Trippier is a full England international as he gets the full name treatment from commentators every time he’s mentioned. See also: Harry Kane and Declan Rice

[wykikitoon 16498]

Great ball Longy 🙄

[Dr Gloom 19737]

Stray pass from Longstaff breaking down a really promising move 

[OTF 6130]

3 minutes ago, Chaser said:

We look as likely to score as they do

Shhhhh

[wykikitoon 16498]

Just now, Dr Gloom said:

Stray pass from Longstaff breaking down a really promising move 

You'll get called pissy pants. Be careful