Newcastle United v AFC Bournemouth - QEII Sombre Edition

[aimaad22 3414]

Lead leg Longstaff

[Gemmill 34144]

Exhausted Bruno >>>> Fresh legs Longstaff. 

[toonotl 2400]

Willock out of ideas.

[Howay 12447]

Oh fuck off Willock man

[Dr Gloom 19714]

We’re moving it much too slowly. Allowing them to get back into shape every time.

 

Fuck me, willock’s finishing today 

[aimaad22 3414]

Still no Wood.

[wykikitoon 16460]

Murphy is an average Championship player.

[Dr Gloom 19714]

Looking like four points dropped across two home games 

[Polarboy 2124]

Isak doesn't have that poachers instinct to be in the right place for when the ball comes in. Wilson has that instinct in spades, so hopefully they can form a productive partnership after the international break. 

[PaddockLad 14483]

1 minute ago, aimaad22 said:

Still no Wood.

 

[wykikitoon 16460]

Come on Trips man, you shouldn't be offside there

[Dr Gloom 19714]

We’re not really good enough to play against sides who play like we used to and defend their own box. I fancy us more against the teams which are expected to beat us. The problem there is we’re up against dodgy refs and VAR in those 

[wykikitoon 16460]

Longstaff, he's fucking wank.

[Alex 30211]

3 minutes ago, aimaad22 said:

Still no Wood.

It’s odd. You would think he’s never going to get on if not in a situation like the last 20 mins here 

[toonotl 2400]

We have one the worlds most promising strikers and we've created nothing for him. He needs half a chance. Instead he's been submitted to some of the most obscure cock-and-ball torture by our unimaginative midfield for 90 minutes. 

[wykikitoon 16460]

Wood for Miggy. Only 30 minutes too late.

[aimaad22 3414]

1 minute ago, Alex said:

It’s odd. You would think he’s never going to get on if not in a situation like the last 20 mins here 

 

Looks like he will get a full 2 minutes here.

 

In a game where we have struggled to create anything.

[Dr Gloom 19714]

This change is coming about 20 minutes too late 

[Ginolaandtonic 169]

Howe out!

[PaddockLad 14483]

1 minute ago, Dr Gloom said:

We’re not really good enough to play against sides who play like we used to and defend their own box. I fancy us more against the teams which are expected to beat us. The problem there is we’re up against dodgy refs and VAR in those 

Yeah we don’t have the players to break down massed defences, our best displays are on the counter, see Man City and Liverpool 👍

[aimaad22 3414]

"Worked hard Almiron"

So bloody tired of hearing that...the guy is absolutely hopeless, cant wait to be rid. 

[aimaad22 3414]

Just now, Dr Gloom said:

This change is coming about 20 minutes too late 

 

Yup, thought we'd see it around the hour mark.

[wykikitoon 16460]

That ball from Longstaff to Murphy just sums everything up with the depth of our squad.

[Dr Gloom 19714]

What a ball from longtaff 

 

[aimaad22 3414]

Dear God. 3 minutes to go and our midfield making short sideways passes to each other.