nathan jone's flock of rather nervous hampshire sheep v eddie howe's brokendollless swashbuckling semi-finalists.

[Chaser 1054]

The bitterness in that post is making me salivate. 

[aimaad22 3449]

3 minutes ago, Isegrim said:

 

 

 

[aimaad22 3449]

What will they do when we actually win something   The city ought to have the mental wards on standby (do they have any?)

[trophyshy 6432]

I think you mean the most impatient fans who’ve never won fuck all, marra.  

[trophyshy 6432]

Just now, aimaad22 said:

What will they do when we actually win something   The city ought to have the mental wards on standby (do they have any?)

There’s at least 3. Pennywell, Hendon and Witherwack. 

[aimaad22 3449]

What are the odds Forrest give ManU a decent game. We'll give anybody a game in the final (if we get there wink wink) but Ten Hag has gotten them playing decent football lately. They look dangerous again. 

[NJS 3977]

Just noticed it was the wavee that Isak sent for a pie for the goal - not his night... 

[Isegrim 8870]

At least they aren’t bothered 

[Gemmill 34410]

Southampton will dig themselves out the shite if they keep playing like that. Hopefully condemning Everton in the process. 

[ewerk 26281]

10 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

2.92 vs 1.12 xG. Knacked them. 

 

If we could start putting chances away, we'd all breathe a lot easier. 

Scoring goals is the hardest thing to do in football. Look at our midfield and attack tonight and Bruno is the only player added since the takeover and he’s playing fairly deep.

 

Eddie Howe has completely remodelled the defence and turned it into the best in the Premier League.

 

He has done wonders with our midfield and the best he can with our attack where we’re dominating and creating chances but they aren’t good enough or we aren’t finishing them.

 

He has reached the limit of what he can do at this level. When you see Willlock, Longstaff and Joelinton all blazing chances over and compare it with the professionalism of the rest of the team then you realise that some turds can’t be turned into diamonds.

 

They're getting into the right positions but they aren’t instinctive finishers.

 

So the personnel has to change. We need more goals regularly from the forwards and midfielders and we’re going to have to spend money to do so.

 

You can train most players to graft and to run and to get into the right positions but if they don’t have natural finishing then they don’t have it.

 

Willock and Longstaff need to be off the team sheet next year and we need competition for Almiron and someone for LW to allow Joelinton back into midfield.

 

There are huge changes needed to get our squad into shape and Howe has worked miracles to get us where we are but to even maintain this position will need big investment in the summer.

[Gemmill 34410]

1 minute ago, Isegrim said:

At least they aren’t bothered 

 

The thread title man. Listing every channel to make sure no one misses it. 

[ewerk 26281]

Nathan Jones: ‘We are so close to being a good side’

 

[Holden McGroin 4846]

He caveated that with if the stop letting silly goals in and score some at the other end.

 

Yeah.......you can't do that without better players.

[trophyshy 6432]

6 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

The thread title man. Listing every channel to make sure no one misses it. 

Mind boggling. 

[ewerk 26281]

Who’s the midget token Southampton player in the studio?

 

Nice to see us having the advantage in the pundit stakes for a change. A taste of things to come.

[NJS 3977]

2 minutes ago, ewerk said:

Who’s the midget token Southampton player in the studio?

 

Nice to see us having the advantage in the pundit stakes for a change. A taste of things to come.

Benali I think - proper dirty bastard. 

[Monkeys Fist 38730]

30 minutes ago, Isegrim said:

 

[aimaad22 3449]

 

 

[Renton 17744]

38 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

How are things on Wearside? I'm assuming we're the luckiest team in the entire galaxy? 

 

Hmm, something like:

• Southampton were shit.
• We were boring and parked the bus.
• Joelinton's goal rightfully chalked off.
• Pope should have been sent off.
• Joelinton's goal was jammy.
• Armstongs goal should have stood.
• We're a lucky shithouse team.
• Eddie Howe has a face you wouldn't get tired of punching.
• Hope Guimares does his cruciate.
• Sunderland would have beaten Southampton by at least 3.
• Our songs are shit and we don't sing anyway.

 

What else? Oh yeah, we kill children.

 

[Alex 30372]

Aye, it was Benali. Used to get booked about 15 times a season

[thebrokendoll 7090]

1 minute ago, Renton said:

 

Hmm, something like:

• Southampton were shit.
• We were boring and parked the bus.
• Joelinton's goal rightfully chalked off.
• Pope should have been sent off.
• Joelinton's goal was jammy.
• Armstongs goal should have stood.
• We're a lucky shithouse team.
• Eddie Howe has a face you wouldn't get tired of punching.
• Hope Guimares does his cruciate.
• Sunderland would have beaten Southampton by at least 3.
• Our songs are shit and we don't sing anyway.

 

What else? Oh yeah, we kill children.

 

 

saved me the bother of popping over there. ta.

[Chaser 1054]

3 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

Hmm, something like:

• Southampton were shit.
• We were boring and parked the bus.
• Joelinton's goal rightfully chalked off.
• Pope should have been sent off.
• Joelinton's goal was jammy.
• Armstongs goal should have stood.
• We're a lucky shithouse team.
• Eddie Howe has a face you wouldn't get tired of punching.
• Hope Guimares does his cruciate.
• Sunderland would have beaten Southampton by at least 3.
• Our songs are shit and we don't sing anyway.

 

What else? Oh yeah, we kill children.

 

At least it keeps them away from their sisters for 90 minutes. 

[NJS 3977]

8 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

What else? Oh yeah, we kill children.

 

Worthy of a mass t-shirt wearing if we ever play the fuckers again... 

[Monkeys Fist 38730]

5 minutes ago, Chaser said:

At least it keeps them away from their sisters for 90 minutes. 

I mean, there’s halftime. 

[Renton 17744]

Keith didn't watch the game. Again

 

What a tosser. Anyway, you'll need a log in to read the insanity already because the admin are embarrassed again. Every time on there their match threads get more unhinged.