Sexy Eddie's The REAL United vs The Bald Fraud's Moonface-Free Manchester Team

[Gemmill 26681]

 

[OTF 4923]

JO EL IN TON

[thebrokendoll 5645]

nice title @Gemmill   

 

this can't come quick enough, desperately hoping we turn every side of sjp in to a seething mass of fucking hatred for these manc cunts.

[wykikitoon 12651]

Sexy title from a sexy man 

 

[MrBass 1182]

So, planning ahead, in the unlikely event G-Dawg loses a game, who in Toontastic has the next smallest penis to take over the reigns?  All I know is that I'm way way waaaay down the pecking order. 

[Gemmill 26681]

I'll pack in at the end of the season, by which time we'll be looking forward to Champions League football next season. 

 

And you lot will spend the summer begging me to sign on for all of next season. 

 

That's how this plays out. 

[Dr Gloom 15708]

3 hours ago, Gemmill said:

I'll pack in at the end of the season, by which time we'll be looking forward to Champions League football next season. 

 

And you lot will spend the summer begging me to sign on for all of next season. 

 

That's how this plays out. 

Yes, nothing to fear. Not like you to make confident predictions that don’t come off.  

[Toonpack 5507]

Steps in when the hard work is done, he’s the board Roosevelt

[Monkeys Fist 30656]

4 hours ago, MrBass said:

So, planning ahead, in the unlikely event G-Dawg loses a game, who in Toontastic has the next smallest penis to take over the reigns?  All I know is that I'm way way waaaay down the pecking order. 

[Gemmill 26681]

The critics have arrived. It's tough at the top. 

[Howay 11033]

Wonder what Erik Ten Fraud will complain about the goatee having bitch. If the useless cunt could grow hair he’d 100% have a bowl cut like Tim Krul the fucking freak. 
 

Isaks mad lads 3-0 win

[Alex 24563]

54 minutes ago, Howay said:

Wonder what Erik Ten Fraud will complain about the goatee having bitch. If the useless cunt could grow hair he’d 100% have a bowl cut like Tim Krul the fucking freak. 
 

Isaks mad lads 3-0 win

Unbelievable 

[Ayatollah Hermione 11127]

1 hour ago, Howay said:

Wonder what Erik Ten Fraud will complain about the goatee having bitch. If the useless cunt could grow hair he’d 100% have a bowl cut like Tim Krul the fucking freak. 
 

Isaks mad lads 3-0 win

Poor cycling lanes around the city centre so him and his tulip munching pals were inconvenienced 

[Howay 11033]

I fucking knew it

[Gemmill 26681]

Baldness came as a blessing to that cunt. 

[trophyshy 5194]

[Toonpack 5507]

Baring any more injuries, Big Joe in for ASM, otherwise same team as v the scabs for me.

[Holden McGroin 1957]

Was just thinking this. 
 

Will Big Joe get back in? 

[Dr Gloom 15708]

2 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

Was just thinking this. 
 

Will Big Joe get back in? 

Yes. He or Willock will play left wing 

[Holden McGroin 1957]

24 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

Yes. He or Willock will play left wing 

Thanks Eddie

[thebrokendoll 5645]

taking forever for this match to come round mind. 

[Christmas Tree 3496]

36 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

taking forever for this match to come round mind. 

It’s bloody horrible. I detest International breaks, however I’ll probably enjoy them again in a few years when we have 4 or 5 of our players representing England.

 

I’ve had to get my football kicks by watching the All or Nothing documentary. (Spurs).

[LongTimeAdmirer 558]

 

 

 

 

 

Edited March 31 by LongTimeAdmirer

[trophyshy 5194]

Edging?

[LongTimeAdmirer 558]

3 minutes ago, trophyshy said:

Edging?

 

"Edging involves sexual stimulation and stopping just before the point of orgasm. Edging aims to extend a person's sexual enjoyment for longer periods. It may also intensify the experience. It is possible to perform edging alone or with others"

 

https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/what-is-edging

 

Hope that clears it up for ya

 

 

Edited March 31 by LongTimeAdmirer