Eddie’s Rampant ThrobbingCocks vs Some Part-timers Headless Chickens…

[Ginolaandtonic 169]

2 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Bumper holiday “Up The Arse Corner” celebratory poster 😍

[Monkeys Fist 38744]

33 minutes ago, Howay said:

 

Daft hat. 
In his bedroom. 
Shit team. 
 

[Ayatollah Hermione 12767]

43 minutes ago, NJS said:

A "stuttering" Newcastle - BBC yesterday after the scouse cunts just beat fucking Forest. 

Just the 6 out of the last 7 won with only the 19 goals scored. If that’s stuttering, I’d hate to see us playing shite 

[Holden McGroin 4852]

Murphy's turn around has been nothing sort of sensational. And his goal celebration was magic. Imagine him shithousing in the Nou Camp or San Siro next season ? 😀

Edited April 23, 2023 by Holden McGroin

[Monkeys Fist 38744]

6 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

Murphy's turn around has been nothing sort of sensational. And his goal celebration was magic. Imagine him shithousing in the Nou Camp or San Siro next season ? 😀

This is one of the reasons I’m actually really fucking excited about what’s coming under Howe. 
He’s not just turned around one underperforming player, he’s done it to an entire squad, in less than a full season. 
 

He’s not a world beating manager, yet*, but he’s a fucking incredible coach. 

 

*I have no doubt whatsoever that he will become one, very quickly. 

[PaddockLad 14584]

This looks like a care home has a whole section all to themselves at SJP  

 

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 38744]

I’m impressed CT hasn’t got any Leffe/Burger/Ketchup/Piss stains on his white tent tbh. 

[Dr Gloom 19818]

18 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

Murphy's turn around has been nothing sort of sensational. And his goal celebration was magic. Imagine him shithousing in the Nou Camp or San Siro next season ? 😀

 

[wykikitoon 16630]

7 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

This looks like a care home has a whole section all to themselves at SJP  

 

 

 

 Silly awld cunt. Probably didn't see the rest of the game as feel asleep  

[Monkeys Fist 38744]

2 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

“Feeling juicy” 

 

 

 

I fucking love this lad. 

[Monkeys Fist 38744]

Just now, wykikitoon said:

 Silly awld cunt. Probably didn't see the rest of the game as feel asleep  

That’s really no way to talk to Paddocklad, I’m disappointed to see this. 

[wykikitoon 16630]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CrYY4aCIoZA/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

 

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 12767]

Murphy’s face after his absolute Fanny ripper of a third has pretty much been my exact face all season. Complete disbelief at what I’m seeing from a Newcastle United side. What I fucking love about this lot, and I don’t think I’ve ever seen it from us, is, when we smell blood, that’s it. We go for the jugular and don’t stop. Some days we do it and only get a couple of goals like Man U. Other days, it’s like this and chaps, as the better players come in, these days are going to be more and more commonplace. Fucking strap in

[PaddockLad 14584]

19 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

That’s really no way to talk to Paddocklad, I’m disappointed to see this. 

[Monkeys Fist 38744]

22 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Murphy’s face after his absolute Fanny ripper of a third has pretty much been my exact face all season.

[PaddockLad 14584]

 

[thebrokendoll 7090]

how many times do you walk out of a football ground disappointed you've only scored 6?

how many times at 5-0 up do you think the atmosphere has actually gone a bit flat?

profound this was mind, actually a bit gutted we didn't hit double figures and record some kind of top.flight record victory!

ah well, maybe at goodison next week?

 

[thebrokendoll 7090]

ps.....

 

tottenham man,  one of the 'big 6'?

ficking laughable, every cunt who's ever hyped them up to be so, should be squirming with fucking embarrassment.

[wykikitoon 16630]

I wonder what that big tongued cunt Kane is thinking tonight. 

 

 

[thebrokendoll 7090]

fuck you levy, you little bald nonce cunt.

 

[Rayvin 4964]

This was a great day like. I really enjoyed this one.

 

I remember a few years back, think when Rafa had just taken over, a Spurs fan came on here and started ripping into us ahead of the game. We won 5-1 or something despite having just been relegated the day before. Strangely he didn't come back post-match.

 

I imagine he's on suicide watch at the moment

[Andrew 4218]

Isak screaming at Willock after his first goal about that pass "WHAT IS THAT? WHAT IS THAT? FUCK SAKE MAN!"

[Tom 13840]

17 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

I wonder what that big tongued cunt Kane is thinking tonight. 

 

 

“how many calories are there in a regular crayon”

[Tom 13840]

Well I picked a good match to go to. 
 

I absolutely couldn’t believe what I was seeing, genuinely mind blowing stuff. 

 

5 nil after 20 minutes and after that we played a training game.  

[Howay 12452]

3 hours ago, thebrokendoll said:

ps.....

 

tottenham man,  one of the 'big 6'?

ficking laughable, every cunt who's ever hyped them up to be so, should be squirming with fucking embarrassment.

It’s always been a bit of a joke them being included in that tbh, they barely ever threatened to win any cups during the time they’ve had and now that time is over - today was a clear power shift imo that’s the double over them this season and it’s hard to see it improving for them whereas we will go from strength to strength. I’ve fucking hated the years these bastards were lauded as something better than us after Souness ended our spell as a European challenging side, for me proper business is restored dorks like these, the mackems and Everton are now firmly beneath us. Maybe they’ll get perennial loser Pochettino back, or he might go to those sad sacks chelsea, either way who fucking cares? We’ve got Eddie.