Dyche’s Desperate Dirtbags vs. Howe’s “We Only Need 45 Minutes” Dibnah Demolition Doyens. Thu, 27 Apr 19:45

[Gemmill 34393]

If I was on a pundit panel with Owen, I'd insist on relentlessly calling him "Squirt".

 

"That's right, squirt."

 

"I agree with squirt."

[Gemmill 34393]

Spurs v Man United OVER.

 

They've disappointed themselves and thrilled the rest of us.

 

[trophyshy 6432]

We are lifting a trophy next season lads.  It is on.

[Gemmill 34393]

Dyche's voice man.

 

He's a fucking ginger orc.

[strawb 3659]

We might catch Arsenal at this rate 

[Gemmill 34393]

31 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

I've always thought gemmill's had this top 4 thing nailed me.

 

 

[ohhh_yeah 2765]

 

   

 

 

[Polarboy 2124]

I'm going to get so spoiled by us being class that next season I'll be writing letters after wins like this to Howe, complaining about him ruining my clean sheets in Fantasy Football. It was easy to think, for me at least, that players like Joelinton and Willock were merely great athletes working hard for the team, but they've both proven that they're quality and are in no way one dimensional. It's going to be tough for Howe to bring in players that will outperform them when he starts looking over his transfer list for the summer. I say that because surely the idea is to bring players in who will improve the first 11. Nice to see Ashworth looking very smug in the crowd, when were four up I think it was. 

Edited April 27, 2023 by Polarboy

[Polarboy 2124]

Oh, I nearly forgot. Isak is fucking obscene 😂 Point me towards a player in the league with better close control. That was literally prime Hazard what he did tonight. To see Willock's assist against Spuds and now this tonight off Isak, we're being spoiled rotten. 

[Monkeys Fist 38712]

35 minutes ago, ohhh_yeah said:

 

   

 

 

If you’d asked me before the season started, 

“ Which sides changing rooms look like a derelict office from the 1980s?”

I’d have said “Everton”. 

[Tom 13834]

[GrahamTaylor5 650]

Two genuine questions.

1: Is that really the changing room ar Everton? 

2: Why did Target get a yellow card? 

I saw when he got the card but I was flummoxed. 

[NJS 3976]

He did try and stop Iwobi by wrestling him from behind like 

[GrahamTaylor5 650]

Just now, NJS said:

He did try and stop Iwobi by wrestling him from behind like 

My initial thought was that Target had been fouled. I then thought the ref had thought he went down too easily then the card came. I wasn't sure if the card was for the interaction there or I missed something just beforehand. 

[Rosco 727]

14 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

If you’d asked me before the season started, 

“ Which sides changing rooms look like a derelict office from the 1980s?”

I’d have said “Everton”. 

Who punched a hole in the ceiling 😃

[Monkeys Fist 38712]

7 minutes ago, Rosco said:

Who punched a hole in the ceiling 😃

I reckon Dan Burn just stood up. 

[Howmanheyman 26752]

1 hour ago, Alex said:

I’m guessing sticking Howay’s post on the dressing room wall didn’t work 

 

 

 

Well it's all been said on here, how fucking special is this Isak? Good players aall ower the shop but this kid is the real deal. Anyway, sorry to spoil the good mood but I just put sky sports news on to watch the goals and one of their main stories is some rehashed bollocks about the Saudi ownership where in an interview with villa's chairman he says they've broken no rules so that's some pretty serious story after Man U throw away a two goal lead and we win 4-1. Also had two journalists on, one reckoned Howe might have a shout for manager of the year but it could depend just how far O'Neill takes Bournemouth up the table this season.   #Rattled

[NJS 3976]

Sky are fucked when BT have the games - they only pushed their luck talking about the spurs game when I switched over because it was "United". 

[Ayatollah Hermione 12758]

My record in Munich is 10-2 and tbh, even though Burn was offside, it should be 11-2 because it was a screamer. It’s only fair that the minted gentry among us pay for me to stay here until the end of the season

[LongTimeAdmirer 923]

3 hours ago, Gemmill said:

Isak on the left of a front 3 and Wilson in the middle. Howe has to give that a go, he's fucking unreal.

  

3 hours ago, ewerk said:

I forgive you.  

 

Isak showing Maxi how it’s done.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why would you want to weaken the team like that? completely not required. He's best through the middle where he can drop deep and interchange with the widemen at will.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited April 28, 2023 by LongTimeAdmirer

[Ayatollah Hermione 12758]

And aye, fair enough, we’re getting top 4  This is another 9 point week and next year is a 90 point season

[OTF 6134]

@Dr Gloom you'll like this:

 

.....but back in reality it's actually referring to the Che Adam's Southampton offside (based on the direction his foot was pointed) for the would-be 89th minute equaliser because the offside given in our game against DCL was so fucking obvious it's not even mentioned in the ten plus paragraphs about our win.

 

[Howay 12452]

    

Scouse mackem cunts. They were fucking vile all game, trying to injure our players constantly with Marriner doing fuck all. Absolute fucking stone wall penalty for the foul on Longstaff somehow not called. As poor as we were first half once Almiron and Targett come off we were a different side, Isak is absolutely brilliant. 

[OTF 6134]

1 hour ago, Howay said:

    

Scouse mackem cunts. They were fucking vile all game, trying to injure our players constantly with Marriner doing fuck all. Absolute fucking stone wall penalty for the foul on Longstaff somehow not called. As poor as we were first half once Almiron and Targett come off we were a different side, Isak is absolutely brilliant. 

 @Howay You'll be pleased to know that you've gone properly viral. My Everton supporting mate (also in Aus) humbly accepted the result so long as I didn’t accuse him of being a wannabe scouse mackem.

[Gemmill 34393]

 

 

....and finally, those all important expected points: 

 

Everton: 0.18

 

Newcastle United: 2.73

 

DOMINATION!