Polarboy 2311 Posted August 13, 2023 Share Posted August 13, 2023 His logic is flawless. The Moretti, spaghetti chant is a bit cringe and complicated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17377 Posted August 13, 2023 Share Posted August 13, 2023 When he scored someone in the club said “fuckin hell, they’ve signed the Italian Bryan Robson” 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2968 Posted August 13, 2023 Share Posted August 13, 2023 On 20/07/2023 at 13:50, wykikitoon said: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 3352 Posted August 13, 2023 Share Posted August 13, 2023 10 minutes ago, ohhh_yeah said: Pure effort, intention and skill. Superb. The solemn faced genius. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3926 Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 9 hours ago, Polarboy said: His logic is flawless. The Moretti, spaghetti chant is a bit cringe and complicated. It should just be his name to the tune of volari. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22033 Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 10 hours ago, Polarboy said: His logic is flawless. The Moretti, spaghetti chant is a bit cringe and complicated. the drinks moretti chant is fine until the fucking hates Sunderland line which doesn’t fit or rhyme in the slightest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45358 Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 Something about him chinning a yeti would scan better, maybe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22033 Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 Hits the back of the neti? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45358 Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 That just conjures images of his insanely fit missus having to constantly get the toilet brush out. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2207 Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 1 minute ago, Gemmill said: That just conjures images of his insanely fit missus having to constantly get the toilet brush out. Is this a euphemism? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42577 Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 9 hours ago, Gemmill said: That just conjures images of his insanely fit missus having to constantly get the toilet brush out. Fucking sitters man. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 3352 Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 40 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Fucking sitters man. So do you honestly stand up whilst having a shite? Does that mean you could drop one out at the till in Asda or while standing at the bar with your mates? Fucking hell what a tremendous skill. You could wear loose pants and just head out for a walk every time you needed to lay a cable. Or have I missed the point and it’s only the arse wiping bit the involves standing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6676 Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42577 Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 Yes*, yes*, yes*, and yes*. *no *no *no *lift my arse off the seat 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11367 Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 7 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Yes*, yes*, yes*, and yes*. *no *no *no *lift my arse off the seat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42577 Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 Whilst we’re at it, I wonder if Mrs Tonali has finished her “second album”? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33427 Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 Someone suggested on twitter singing 'Hey Sandro, Sandro italiano' to 'Mambo italiano' but in the rush of youth or a lack of creativity left it at that so I added the rest what with being the toontastic lyrical gangster.... 🎶 Hey Sandro! Sandro Italiano Hey Sandro! Sandro Italiano Go, go, go You sexy bastard from Milano All you crazy Geordies go a loco for the Milanese Sandrooo....... .....Italianooooo! 🎵 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22033 Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 41 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: Someone suggested on twitter singing 'Hey Sandro, Sandro italiano' to 'Mambo italiano' but in the rush of youth or a lack of creativity left it at that so I added the rest what with being the toontastic lyrical gangster.... 🎶 Hey Sandro! Sandro Italiano Hey Sandro! Sandro Italiano Go, go, go You sexy bastard from Milano All you crazy Geordies go a loco for the Milanese Sandrooo....... .....Italianooooo! 🎵 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30780 Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 You can stick your Milanese ristorantes up your arse. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42577 Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 “ Cos'è questa "Colazione per Tutto il Giorno di Spoons, Sandro"? "Aiuta con il secondo album* amore mio" * see above 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13930 Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 His lass is always out and about, like. Seemingly oblivious to the fact that Newcastle simply does not produce women that look like her 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42577 Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 4 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: Newcastle simply does not produce women that look like her I beg your pardon? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20420 Posted August 15, 2023 Author Share Posted August 15, 2023 9 hours ago, ewerk said: You can stick your Milanese ristorantes up your arse. Apparently it was a recommendation from Murphy 🤣 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimaad22 4170 Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20420 Posted August 15, 2023 Author Share Posted August 15, 2023 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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