Eddie and Sandros gambling men vs Moyes bubble blowing something or other, I don't know Im no good at this thread name bollocks, anyway we're playing West Ham

[Renton 23363]

1 hour ago, Kid Dynamite said:

They turned up second half anyway! I had a ticket in the standing section which was class

 

 

Weirdly, the Magedia with 'big Dawn' had a big thing last week saying Sunderland were the first  club to get a standing  area in the NE. So I can only assume you're delusional. 

[Dr Gloom 23378]

 

[tinofbeans 91]

Great last 20 mins from us. Thought hall was very good. Kudus would do a job at rw for us. He’s a proper player. 

[Holden McGroin 7373]

6 hours ago, tinofbeans said:

Great last 20 mins from us. Thought hall was very good. Kudus would do a job at rw for us. He’s a proper player. 

Aye. I’d have him or Bowen no probs. I’d also take Mbeumo from Brentford. None likely of course.

 

[Gemmill 49156]

What was Kudus saying to the ballboy after he scored their second btw. Weird. Paqueta pulled him away. 

[Gemmill 49156]

Great ball from Isak for Barnes's first btw. 

[Gemmill 49156]

Howe got booked for the way he celebrated the winner.

 

How is Arteta EVER allowed in the dugout if what Howe did was worthy of a booking ffs. 

[Sonatine 11864]

My favourite line from .com's match report 

 

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80 mins: Gordon illegally stops a West Ham attack by clinging on to an opponent. He's booked, along with West Ham boss David Moyes, who appears to be in the grip of a demonic possession.

 

[RobinRobin 12294]

44 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

What was Kudus saying to the ballboy after he scored their second btw. Weird. Paqueta pulled him away. 

Some tossy pre-planned goal celebration I assume. 

Whatever was wrong with shaking hands and returning to the middle? 

 

 

[ewerk 32737]

52 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

What was Kudus saying to the ballboy after he scored their second btw. Weird. Paqueta pulled him away. 

He wanted the ball boy’s stool to do his stupid celebration and the ball boy was having none of it.

[Diego21 2155]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

What was Kudus saying to the ballboy after he scored their second btw. Weird. Paqueta pulled him away. 

On one occasion, he celebrated a goal by sitting on a stool.

That became a phenomenon on social networks, some small child went viral copying it and it also seems that the West Ham academy players do it.

He now tries to celebrate his goals and, if there is no seat nearby, he sits on the advertising fence.

[RobinRobin 12294]

5 minutes ago, Diego21 said:

On one occasion, he celebrated a goal by sitting on a stool.

That became a phenomenon on social networks, some small child went viral copying it and it also seems that the West Ham academy players do it.

He now tries to celebrate his goals and, if there is no seat nearby, he sits on the advertising fence.

[Gemmill 49156]

Thanks lads. I didn't realise he needed a prop to celebrate a goal, the fucking bellend. 

[OTF 8261]

24 minutes ago, RobinRobin said:

Still better than Cole Palmer's goal celebration

[Toonpack 11124]

58 minutes ago, ewerk said:

He wanted the ball boy’s stool to do his stupid celebration and the ball boy was having none of it.

That doesn’t sound nice at all, he got a shit fetish or something ?

[Howmanheyman 35973]

13 hours ago, Diego21 said:

Today I was eating at home with my father.

We watched the first half of the game together in the living room (where I have a TV with the station to watch football) and, at half-time, we went to eat in the kitchen.

I took a little longer than the 15 minute break, so when I returned to the room, we were already losing 1-3. My father, meanwhile, has been left washing the dirty dishes.

Good. Well, around the 70th minute, more or less, he went to see how the game was going. He has seen that 1-3 and has gotten a little lost... But no. He came back every 2-3 minutes to see how we were doing and every time he came we scored.

In the end, he has left the kitchen half-cleaned and has come to watch the final minutes, just to check Barnes' last arrow.

Yes friends. My father is already a Newcastle fan.

 

So 'washing the dishes' is the Spanish version of the Geordie 'lucky piss'? Like it, Diego.

 

[RobinRobin 12294]

1 hour ago, Toonpack said:

That doesn’t sound nice at all, he got a shit fetish or something ?

[Toonpack 11124]

1 minute ago, RobinRobin said:

 That has the potential to wreck a rectum.

 

fella who worked with my dad was changing a light bulb stood on a chair, he slipped/fell and one of the slats from the back of the chair (old fashioned chair) went right up his hoop, nearly killed him.

[RobinRobin 12294]

3 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

 That has the potential to wreck a rectum.

 

fella who worked with my dad was changing a light bulb stood on a chair, he slipped/fell and one of the slats from the back of the chair (old fashioned chair) went right up his hoop, nearly killed him.

That's on a par with "I was hoovering naked when I..."🙂 

[Monkeys Fist 44806]

Bloke my dad used to work with was fixing a leak in the garage roof. 
He fixed it successfully then went back in the house and got his Mrs  to split him in half with her strap-on. 

[Monkeys Fist 44806]

1 hour ago, Toonpack said:

That doesn’t sound nice at all, he got a shit fetish or something ?

Fucking sitters, man. 

[RobinRobin 12294]

6 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Bloke my dad used to work with was fixing a leak in the garage roof. 
He fixed it successfully then went back in the house and got his Mrs  to split him in half with her strap-on. 

Equivalent of "asking for a friend". 🙂 

[OTF 8261]

2 hours ago, Toonpack said:

That doesn’t sound nice at all, he got a shit fetish or something ?

Pretty long goal celebrations

[PaddockLad 18731]

Disregarding Raisbeck and Ando utterly losing their shit for a moment  the very last replay angle shows how good a finish this was. Fabiansky looks like he’s got his post covered but it’s the curve Barnes applies to the ball that brings it out then back in just behind the goalkeepers outstretched hand. It’s fuckin phenomenal ☺️

 

 

[Toonpack 11124]

1 hour ago, RobinRobin said:

That's on a par with "I was hoovering naked when I..."🙂 

My story is true though.