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The 'PC Brigade' have caused another storm by rewriting a favourite nursery rhyme.

 

They have changed Baa Baa Black Sheep to - Baa Baa Rainbow Sheep.

 

Several nurseries have changed the traditional rhyme so as not offend ethnic minorities, it has been reported.

 

They say the words "black sheep" alienate and offend young black children.

 

And that's not the only rhyme to get a 2006 makeover.

 

Humpty Dumpty has a miraculous escape from impending disaster when he falls from his wall - and stays in one piece.

 

Teachers say they do not want children to be upset by the human egg's scrapes.

 

The controversial changes, which have been seized on as political correctness gone mad, have been introduced by some nursery schools in Oxfordshire.

 

Stuart Chamberlain, manager of the Family Centre in Abingdon and the Sure Start centre in Sutton Courtenay, Oxfordshire, defended the move.

 

He told the Courier Journal newspaper: "We have taken the equal opportunities approach to everything we do. This is fairly standard across nurseries."

 

But parents are reported to be unhappy with the move.

 

"Baa Baa Black Sheep is one of the most well-known nursery rhymes for generations," one parent told The Times.

 

"For people to come and fiddle with it is ridiculous."

 

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Riiight, but there's just one problem, we dont have fecking Rainbow coloured sheep! If you drop and egg off a wall it does bloody break!

 

Pathetic.

 

source :- http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-13512455,00.html

 

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Perhaps we should demand the banning of the word "white" too just for equality !

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I read an article yesterday about a bakery who now sell 'Gingerbread People' :)

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Strawberryblondebread folk

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:clapping:

 

Strawberryblond/ewheatbasedproductpeople :nufc:

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Heard about Baa, Baa, Rainbow Sheep on Five Live this AM. If true, it's a bit much like.

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.....and down came a rainbowbird and pecked off his nose!

 

:roll:

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Too violent tbh :clapping:

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Strawberryblondebread folk

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:clapping: Bangin' tunes!

 

This has to be a joke, Shirley?

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.....and down came a rainbowbird and pecked off his nose!

 

:roll:

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Too violent tbh :nufc:

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Run, run, as fast as you can! You can't catch me I'm the strawberryblondebread he/she!

 

I'm not talking about me, before any of you clever shites start. :clapping:

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.....and down came a rainbowbird and pecked off his nose!

 

:roll:

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Too violent tbh :nufc:

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Run, run, as fast as you can! You can't catch me I'm the strawberryblondebread he/she!

 

I'm not talking about me, before any of you clever shites start. :clapping:

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The bit about not being able to catch you gave that away tbh.

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.....and down came a rainbowbird and pecked off his nose!

 

:roll:

103946[/snapback]

 

Too violent tbh :nufc:

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Run, run, as fast as you can! You can't catch me I'm the strawberryblondebread he/she!

 

I'm not talking about me, before any of you clever shites start. :clapping:

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The bit about not being able to catch you gave that away tbh.

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:)

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:)

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You're easily caught with chocolate though, aren't you pet? :clapping:

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Just had a Twirl with my lunch there. :nufc:

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Heard about Baa, Baa, Rainbow Sheep on Five Live this AM. If true, it's a bit much like.

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You can't have that either, it obviously anti-gay as they have taken the rainbow as their colour. What is required is a colour that has no links what so ever, something like baa baa magnolia sheep...

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:nufc:

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You're easily caught with chocolate though, aren't you pet? :clapping:

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Not dark chocolate I hope, the racialist.

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I'm an equal opportunities chocolate-eater.

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:nufc:

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You're easily caught with chocolate though, aren't you pet? :clapping:

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Not dark chocolate I hope, the racialist.

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I'm an equal opportunities chocolate-eater.

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Dunking dark chocolate digestive biscuits= incitement to racial hatred.

 

Taste like a fucking lepers underpants an all.

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:)

103962[/snapback]

 

You're easily caught with chocolate though, aren't you pet? :clapping:

103963[/snapback]

 

Not dark chocolate I hope, the racialist.

103966[/snapback]

 

I'm an equal opportunities chocolate-eater.

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Dunking dark chocolate digestive biscuits= incitement to racial hatred.

 

Taste like a fucking lepers underpants an all.

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You can always spot a bloke with no class when he admits to not liking plain chocolate. Milk chocolate is the Sun newspaper of the chocolate world. :nufc:

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