Toonpack 15562 Posted October 10 Share Posted October 10 2 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: It's the international break, lighten the fuck up ffs No one thought Isak would leave at the end of last season.... No-one thought Tonali would leave last year either (well except one person). 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 22470 Posted October 10 Share Posted October 10 12 minutes ago, Gemmill said: ANOTHER grey on grey incident. It's becoming a serious problem. I think his agent has emailed this morning.and told him he's been rejected for the next run of "I'm a celebrity" they've gone with Alan Carr's pet Chihuahua/Jack Russel Cross instead. Less inclined to temperamental outbursts/basic diva shit apparently 🤷🏻♂️ 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 22470 Posted October 10 Share Posted October 10 2 minutes ago, Toonpack said: No-one thought Tonali would leave last year either (well except one person). As I explained "wouldn't be surprised" is a long way from "Everton are definitely getting relegated x 3" Actually you don't hear much about Everton on here nowadays 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63125 Posted October 10 Share Posted October 10 2 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: I think his agent has emailed this morning.and told him he's been rejected for the next run of "I'm a celebrity" they've gone with Alan Carr's pet Chihuahua/Jack Russel Cross instead. Less inclined to temperamental outbursts/basic diva shit apparently 🤷🏻♂️ At this rate, Channel 5's "When Good Seniors Turn Bad" might be the best he can hope for. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 22470 Posted October 10 Share Posted October 10 3 minutes ago, Gemmill said: At this rate, Channel 5's "When Good Seniors Turn Bad" might be the best he can hope for. "When pensioners attack" narrated by the girl in the mobility scooter from Watchdog 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 14233 Posted October 10 Share Posted October 10 @Toonpack... you need a hand with these two cunts or are you happy to deal with them yourself? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63125 Posted October 10 Share Posted October 10 "The last time you saw our next senior, he was charming our screens on the BBC's On The Front Line......but it's a very different front line that he currently finds himself on..." *cue ominous music and a black and white slow motion montage of an old TP lookalike mashing a keyboard..... head in hands..... taking a swig from a whisky bottle.... snarling face* "...his current battlefield...? THE INTERNET!" 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 15562 Posted October 10 Share Posted October 10 1 minute ago, thebrokendoll said: @Toonpack... you need a hand with these two cunts or are you happy to deal with them yourself? Think I can cope mate 👍 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 14233 Posted October 10 Share Posted October 10 Just now, Toonpack said: Think I can cope mate 👍 I don't doubt it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63125 Posted October 10 Share Posted October 10 Phew, what a relief. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 15562 Posted October 10 Share Posted October 10 3 minutes ago, Gemmill said: "The last time you saw our next senior, he was charming our screens on the BBC's On The Front Line......but it's a very different front line that he currently finds himself on..." *cue ominous music and a black and white slow motion montage of an old TP lookalike mashing a keyboard..... head in hands..... taking a swig from a whisky bottle.... snarling face* "...his current battlefield...? THE INTERNET!" A fucking lookalike !!!! Where's my image rights !!!!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 14233 Posted October 10 Share Posted October 10 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Phew, what a relief. you don't know how lucky you are. we weren't on danny dyer's deadliest men for nowt. Edited October 10 by thebrokendoll 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 15562 Posted October 10 Share Posted October 10 Just now, thebrokendoll said: you don't know how lucky you are. we weren't on danny dyer's deadliest nen for nowt. Let's face it mate, no-one would miss an accountant, would anyone even realise they'd gone 🤷♂️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 14233 Posted October 10 Share Posted October 10 5 minutes ago, Toonpack said: Let's face it mate, no-one would miss an accountant, would anyone even realise they'd gone 🤷♂️ podiatrists? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 15562 Posted October 10 Share Posted October 10 1 minute ago, thebrokendoll said: podiatrists? Maybe Microsoft would notice the non-renewal of an Excel licence. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63125 Posted October 10 Share Posted October 10 TP = Tommy Cannon TBD = Bobby Ball 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 14233 Posted October 10 Share Posted October 10 G = adam hills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 7464 Posted October 10 Share Posted October 10 Fucking hell I can't wait for club football to come back 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 12370 Posted October 10 Share Posted October 10 10 hours ago, Isegrim said: I want Forest to get relegated to allow us to get Anderson back for a fair price. One of the biggest crimes of PSR that we had to sell him and take a player we didn’t need in return. If they go down and he inevitably leaves them, he'll end up elsewhere IMO. He's destined for greater heights I think - wouldn't be surprised to see him head abroad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 15562 Posted October 10 Share Posted October 10 12 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said: G = adam hills. Or perhaps 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 15562 Posted October 10 Share Posted October 10 18 minutes ago, Gemmill said: TP = Tommy Cannon TBD = Bobby Ball Little and Large, surely !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trainman 165 Posted October 10 Share Posted October 10 57 minutes ago, Toonpack said: Little and Large, surely !!! As Eric Morecambe once classically replied when asked what the pair would have been if not comedians... "Mike and Bernie Winters..." 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 11892 Posted October 10 Share Posted October 10 This discussion is just lacking CT’s controversial input and a cherry tomato. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 13463 Posted October 10 Share Posted October 10 1 hour ago, Toonpack said: Little and Large, surely !!! Hale and Pace, aka the only comedy duo with two straight men 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 15562 Posted October 10 Share Posted October 10 1 hour ago, trainman said: As Eric Morecambe once classically replied when asked what the pair would have been if not comedians... "Mike and Bernie Winters..." Apropos of nothing - Met his son with his mates when I was away with my mates in 1976, his mates said he (Eric) was as funny/mental around the house as he was on TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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