Toonpack 15197 Posted October 10 Share Posted October 10 1 hour ago, trainman said: As Eric Morecambe once classically replied when asked what the pair would have been if not comedians... "Mike and Bernie Winters..." Apropos of nothing - Met his son with his mates when I was away with my mates in 1976, his mates said he (Eric) was as funny/mental around the house as he was on TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 15932 Posted October 10 Share Posted October 10 3 hours ago, Toonpack said: Let's face it mate, no-one would miss an accountant, would anyone even realise they'd gone 🤷♂️ I reckon my wife and kids would ask questions for a bit like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 13888 Posted October 10 Share Posted October 10 2 minutes ago, Dazzler said: I reckon my wife and kids would ask questions for a bit like. only because they'd struggle to get to a match. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 13888 Posted October 10 Share Posted October 10 11 minutes ago, Toonpack said: Apropos of nothing - Met his son with his mates when I was away with my mates in 1976, his mates said he (Eric) was as funny/mental around the house as he was on TV. morecombe and wise were shite mind. if you want funny double acts mayall and endmondson in their spectacular bottom glory is the benchmark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43367 Posted October 10 Share Posted October 10 1 hour ago, trainman said: As Eric Morecambe once classically replied when asked what the pair would have been if not comedians... "Mike and Bernie Winters..." "Little bit of vintage comedian acts for @ewerk there." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 38789 Posted October 10 Share Posted October 10 Eric Morcambe died before I was even born, OAH finished when I was one and I gather Ben Elton may have been amusing in the eighties but way before my time. So how about you pop another Werther's Original and just sit back and reminisce about the good old days when you could say paki on TV without being cancelled. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 15197 Posted October 10 Share Posted October 10 56 minutes ago, ewerk said: Eric Morcambe died before I was even born, OAH finished when I was one and I gather Ben Elton may have been amusing in the eighties but way before my time. So how about you pop another Werther's Original and just sit back and reminisce about the good old days when you could say paki on TV without being cancelled. And yet you're bald !! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 38789 Posted October 10 Share Posted October 10 Some see it as a curse, I call it a blessing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 12413 Posted October 10 Share Posted October 10 Solar panel for a sex machine. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 8913 Posted October 10 Share Posted October 10 I saw a trans lass this morning who had long, girlish hair and a substantial bald patch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 38789 Posted October 10 Share Posted October 10 Do they charge extra to stay the whole night? 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 12413 Posted October 10 Share Posted October 10 5 minutes ago, trophyshy said: I saw a trans lass this morning who had long, girlish hair and a substantial bald patch. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 61822 Posted October 10 Share Posted October 10 1 minute ago, The Fish said: "I'll be in the Percy pre match if you get to town a bit early." @thebrokendoll 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 41797 Posted October 10 Share Posted October 10 Bottom was gash. And that’s all I’m saying on the trans issue 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 13888 Posted October 10 Share Posted October 10 4 hours ago, Gemmill said: "I'll be in the Percy pre match if you get to town a bit early." @thebrokendoll it's uncanny actually, there's every chance i made that loomis cash in transit vehicle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 9175 Posted October 10 Share Posted October 10 Big Nick getting fuck all service for Germany. Luxembourg are down to 10 men (for a ridiculous red card) and every German player wants a goal for themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 11812 Posted October 10 Share Posted October 10 37 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said: Big Nick getting fuck all service for Germany. Luxembourg are down to 10 men (for a ridiculous red card) and every German player wants a goal for themselves. Got subbed off now. Good. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28109 Posted October 10 Share Posted October 10 47 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said: Big Nick getting fuck all service for Germany. Luxembourg are down to 10 men (for a ridiculous red card) and every German player wants a goal for themselves. No doubt CT will be telling us we've made a mistake now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 61822 Posted October 10 Share Posted October 10 Sweden beaten by Switzerland. Rock bottom of their WC qualifying group with 1 point after 3 games. Looking like The Rat will get another summer sat around the house next year. 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 11812 Posted October 10 Share Posted October 10 1 minute ago, Gemmill said: Sweden beaten by Switzerland. Rock bottom of their WC qualifying group with 1 point after 3 games. Looking like The Rat will get another summer sat around the house next year. He will be boycouting the World Cup 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 38789 Posted October 10 Share Posted October 10 Once again the worst player on the pitch. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 7284 Posted October 10 Share Posted October 10 Florian Thauvin has scored for france 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duffman 170 Posted October 10 Share Posted October 10 12 hours ago, ewerk said: So how about you pop another Werther's Original you're not a fan? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2869 Posted October 11 Share Posted October 11 7 hours ago, Gemmill said: Sweden beaten by Switzerland. Rock bottom of their WC qualifying group with 1 point after 3 games. Looking like The Rat will get another summer sat around the house next year. Shame * snigger * 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28109 Posted October 11 Share Posted October 11 2 hours ago, Kitman said: Shame * snigger * 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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