Monkeys Fist 50627 Posted November 3 Share Posted November 3 1 hour ago, Dazzler said: At least mine was creative. Half of the puns are rewording what the last cunt said. Cum in the box tee hee. Makes my heart sad. Shameful from a bunch of elderly blokes tbh. Oh, you want creative? I compared this lads scoring record to the rat in his last season for us, and honestly? There’s not a vas deferens. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 14190 Posted November 3 Share Posted November 3 (edited) 39 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: The mackems are bezzies with Everton and Pickford is still their England player so who gives a fuck but then I remembered they fucking loathe Moyes as much as they love Allardyce so howay the Z car toffees, keep it up! its a tough call mind. was talking to me brother earlier and he dubbed it the 'newcastle hate derby' which is quite apt. weird one, never had any kind of specific hatred for everton other than them being a different shade of thieving, smackhead bindipper and can't recall them having any specific one for us other than usual tribal hooliganism in the 80s, but then that always had the potential to the kick off in any city/football club in the country. as far as I can tell they just seemed to be hugely offended by our nearly years in the 90s under keegan which then escalated once the Internet kicked in. not that I really give a fuck that they hate us mind, im equally happy hating those cunts too. Edited November 3 by thebrokendoll 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39120 Posted November 3 Share Posted November 3 27 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Oh, you want creative? I compared this lads scoring record to the rat in his last season for us, and honestly? There’s not a vas deferens. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50627 Posted November 3 Share Posted November 3 36 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said: Never had any kind of specific hatred for everton other than them being a different shade of thieving, smackhead bindipper 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 27739 Posted November 3 Share Posted November 3 46 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said: , im equally happy hating those cunts too. Just a generic kind of hatred then. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 14482 Posted November 4 Share Posted November 4 6 hours ago, Dazzler said: At least mine was creative. Half of the puns are rewording what the last cunt said. Cum in the box tee hee. Makes my heart sad. Shameful from a bunch of elderly blokes tbh. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28475 Posted November 4 Share Posted November 4 A special night at Anfield no doubt. Hopefully Madrid smash one in soon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43811 Posted November 4 Share Posted November 4 1 minute ago, wykikitoon said: A special night at Anfield no doubt. Hopefully Madrid smash one in soon Made the mistake of putting it and even with no commentary the euro tourist fans made me turn it off. Hopefully Madrid win but I'm not taking the chance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43811 Posted November 4 Share Posted November 4 Spurs beating Copenhagen at home, not sure if I'm right but I'm sure they've had some very cushy games so far? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 16111 Posted November 4 Share Posted November 4 Scousers blagging a pen here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28475 Posted November 4 Share Posted November 4 Of course a pen to livarpool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28475 Posted November 4 Share Posted November 4 What's he supposed to do with his arms there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 16111 Posted November 4 Share Posted November 4 No pen 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43811 Posted November 4 Share Posted November 4 Missed the early first goal but it's a great game so far psg 0-1 Bayern, goal disallowed and Bayern hit the post and have just scored! 0-2. Fuck Liverpool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 16111 Posted November 4 Share Posted November 4 Shut up Clattenburg you daft nonce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 9861 Posted November 4 Share Posted November 4 Just now, Dazzler said: Shut up Clattenburg you daft nonce. Aye. And Shearer. That’s never a handball in the current climate. It just hit his arm in a completely natural position. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woltemagic 109 Posted November 4 Share Posted November 4 Never a penalty and I have no idea wtf the commentary are talking about. The player wasn’t looking at the ball and the ball hit his hand to his side. The Liverpool bias is sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woltemagic 109 Posted November 4 Share Posted November 4 Just now, Holden McGroin said: Aye. And Shearer. That’s never a handball in the current climate. It just hit his arm in a completely natural position. 100% agree. Shearer is being a spaz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 16111 Posted November 4 Share Posted November 4 Clattenburg and Shearer on the same coverage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woltemagic 109 Posted November 4 Share Posted November 4 Do they turn up the crowd volume for Liverpool on the tv. It’s like the microphone is in their faces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43811 Posted November 4 Share Posted November 4 Just now, Holden McGroin said: Aye. And Shearer. That’s never a handball in the current climate. It just hit his arm in a completely natural position. Shearer's second team Liverpool, I'm telling you. He's even said he was on the kop once as a kid.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 16111 Posted November 4 Share Posted November 4 1 minute ago, Holden McGroin said: Aye. And Shearer. That’s never a handball in the current climate. It just hit his arm in a completely natural position. You’d think for two supposed toon fans they’d let their bias go wild after this summer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39120 Posted November 4 Share Posted November 4 Never a pen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 16111 Posted November 4 Share Posted November 4 Just now, Howmanheyman said: Shearer's second team Liverpool, I'm telling you. He's even said he was on the kop once as a kid.... Tried to force a move there once too, all while playing for his boyhood club. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 16111 Posted November 4 Share Posted November 4 1 minute ago, ewerk said: Never a pen. I see where you’ve gone wrong. You’ve failed to notice the colour of the shirt the attacker was wearing. Once you realise this simple error I’m sure you’ll see why it was, in fact, a stonewall pen. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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