Eddie Howe's Newcastle (siege mentality) United root vegetable-less Mags v Bowling ball heeded Anal Slot's (DeBumcrack) Snide tap-up (#JFT39) Wall Pushing Bindipping vermin racists spacka chariot jockey scum, Liver (wasn’t bombed enough in the war) pool

[Toonpack 15196]

Ran out of available characters !!!!

 

3-0 and a couple of tragic M62 coach crashes.

[Renton 27450]

 

Oof.

 

I want to know, is Isak a turnip or a swede?

[Andrew 7284]

I don't care about the result, I want blood.

3-1 to us.

[ewerk 38789]

[Dazzler 15932]

 

 

1-0 us.

 

Joelinton with the winner, and then drag Isak up seven stories into the away stand and beat him to death with a chub roll.

 

[Craig 11963]

The title is a triumph!

2-1 to us. 

BDB and Osula

[thebrokendoll 13888]

12 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

Ran out of available characters !!!!

 

3-0 and a couple of tragic M62 coach crashes.

 

canny 7/10

 

as my old school reports used to say...

 

needs to apply himself more.

[trophyshy 8913]

14 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

Oof.

 

I want to know, is Isak a turnip or a swede?

 

 

Hey Isak, I wanna kno-oh, are you a Swe-ede or a Turnip?

 

 

 

Edited August 19 by trophyshy

[wykikitoon 28109]

[Toonpack 15196]

22 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

canny 7/10

 

as my old school reports used to say...

 

needs to apply himself more.

 

Ran out of characters mate, had to significantly edit the content, Immolated Lambo cunts, sadly didn't make the cut.

[toonotl 4602]

Greatest match thread title of all time.

 

3-0. But really who cares about the score. I hope we rip some heads off.

[Tom 15452]

 

keep up the good work fellas 

[trophyshy 8913]

My 6 year old wants to stay up to watch this one. 

 

He's on school holidays so I think it's reasonable.

 

If I can get it past the missus then the main issue will be how many times he hears me say FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING CUNT.  

 

He heard me say shit the other day (I was incredulous to see all the Halloween shit in TK-Maxx) and was going to tell the staff in the shop (  ) and did tell wor lass.  

[Craig 11963]

Monday night is poker league in my local and I'm doing alright this season so will be in attendance but i'll have my phone next to me watching this. Will probably chuck everything in on  7-2 Off just to focus on the match tbh.

[Craig 11963]

Match officials

[Dr Gloom 26064]

[Christmas Tree 6557]

Think we are getting fucked, but would like to see lots of aggro and have a nice footballing injustice to help drown my sorrow.
 

 

 

[Dazzler 15932]

45 minutes ago, Craig said:

Match officials

 

This is what to expect at St Jamer United

[RobinRobin 14353]

17 hours ago, Craig said:

Match officials

Hooper and Brooks - we are so fucked.  

[RobinRobin 14353]

Alternatively, 3-0 - Supermac hatrick

[Craig 11963]

2 hours ago, RobinRobin said:

Hooper and Brooks - we are so fucked.  

Semi-Final and Final refs, weren't they? 

[YorkshireExile 52]

What's the chances of Howe sending out Lascelles with instructions to flatten Ekitike so the scousers have to stump up the £150M for Isak?

[Gemmill 61822]

1 minute ago, YorkshireExile said:

What's the chances of Howe sending out Lascelles with instructions to flatten Ekitike so the scousers have to stump up the £150M for Isak?

 

It's a nice thought, but unfortunatelt it's more likely Lascelles comes off at half time with his shorts on back to front and has to immediately retire from the game. 

[Dr Gloom 26064]

wish i was going on monday. atmosphere will be febrile. 

 

 

[Craig 11963]

9 minutes ago, YorkshireExile said:

What's the chances of Howe sending out Lascelles with instructions to flatten Ekitike so the scousers have to stump up the £150M for Isak?

 

More likely to happen from the bench, before he's been subbed on tbh.

And let's face it, he'll have to get beyond Joelinton who'll be having his Jack Nicholson / A Few Good Men "You fucked with the wrong marine!" moment.