Woltemade

[Monkeys Fist 50106]

53 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

I haven’t even filed my match report yet ffs  

Done. 

[Gemmill 61500]

 

 

[wykikitoon 27962]

[Craig 11786]

2 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

Aye, but he's shit apparently. 

Needs to work on that passing accuracy

[Dr Gloom 26035]

fucking hell - 100% passing accuracy 😳

[wykikitoon 27962]

[spongebob toonpants 4998]

I'm so pleased we ended up with this  big German nugget, he just puts a huge smile on my face 

I love the way he just seems to be enjoying playing, so refreshing

[Dr Gloom 26035]

I loved how no one was getting the ball off him for the pen. He was like a kid in the playground after missing out on taking one midweek. No fucker was getting the ball off him. What a hit too and will keep his confidence up after missing a couple of good chances. 

[David Kelly 1830]

I'd love to see us create a few chances for him on the deck because that penalty was one of the best I've ever seen (you'd have to be stood at that side of the goal to stop it) and if he can do that in open play it will be a joy to watch.

[Howmanheyman 43104]

 

(Yes I know the number's wrong, it's not my creation). Mags claiming ancient Durham again etc, etc.

[wykikitoon 27962]

Ronaldo hits that pen and Big Meeks would be drowning in his own jizz

[wykikitoon 27962]

1 minute ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

(Yes I know the number's wrong, it's not my creation). Mags claiming ancient Durham again etc, etc.

Paging the ChatGPT legend @Renton

[Monkeys Fist 50106]

6 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Ronaldo hits that pen and Big Meeks would be drowning in his own jizz

Thanks for that mental image

 

[Dazzler 15860]

20 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

(Yes I know the number's wrong, it's not my creation). Mags claiming ancient Durham again etc, etc.

He's just honouring his childhood hero big Shola. I see no issues here.

[Andycap 26]

5 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

He's just honouring his childhood hero big Shola. I see no issues here.

But can he master the skill of eating a granny smith on a mountain bike? 😂 

[Howmanheyman 43104]

2 minutes ago, Andycap said:

But can he master the skill of calling the police claiming he'd been burgled when in reality he just hadn't tidied up, the messy cunt? 😂 

 

SA'dYP

[ewerk 38623]

Pulled out of the Germany squad with a well timed 'flu'.

[Monkeys Fist 50106]

5 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

SA'dYP

[Billy Whitehurst 1226]

37 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

(Yes I know the number's wrong, it's not my creation). Mags claiming ancient Durham again etc, etc.

I’m not sure the “it’s not my creation” was entirely necessary there. 

 

It’s not even close to the photoshop masterpieces you seemingly knock out at will.

[Howmanheyman 43104]

Just now, Billy Whitehurst said:

I’m not sure the “it’s not my creation” was entirely necessary there. 

 

It’s not even close to the photoshop masterpieces you seemingly knock out at will.

 

Was going to add something similar but thought I'd leave it to my greatest art fan to state the provenance doesn't lie with me. (in case anyone wasn't sure?)

[ThatGinolaVolley 307]

4 hours ago, ewerk said:

Pulled out of the Germany squad with a well timed 'flu'.

Wissa can learn a lot from this kid.

[ohhh_yeah 3533]

 

 

[Andrew 7247]

Ekitike also has 4 goals (5 if you include the community shield which is technically a competitive game so you should). 

Pedro scored 3 at the CWC which could also be included putting him on 5.

[Toonpack 15116]

7 minutes ago, Andrew said:

Ekitike also has 4 goals (5 if you include the community shield which is technically a competitive game so you should). 

Pedro scored 3 at the CWC which could also be included putting him on 5.

 

That abortion the CWC shouldn't register/count for anything tbh.

[thebrokendoll 13778]

30 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

 

That abortion the CWC shouldn't register/count for anything tbh.

 

other than about £85m sadly.