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The Guardian's 'Fiver' newsletter has this in its rumours section this teatime:

 

And Luton boss Mike Newell has been spotted playing golf with Freddy

Shepherd after Alan Shearer told the Jongleurs FC big cheese to make

him the club's next manager.

 

:)

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I think the new Eamon Dunphy quotes are far better...

 

On Liverpool v Benfica: "It was Ragball Rovers out there with Cisse

and Garcia. Look at Cisse - somebody thought he was worth GBP14m at

some stage. He has no left foot and no right; GBP14m and counting.

They bought him a big mansion in Cheshire and now he's no more than a

part of the landed gentry. Absolute rubbish."

 

 

On Harry Kewell: "Fat. And a clown. A fat clown for all to see."

 

 

On Robbie Fowler: "An overweight has-been. He's got more money than

Liverpool."

 

 

On Luis Garcia: "What do you do with him? I'll tell you what to do

with him: put him in a bin where he belongs."

On Jose Mourinho: "He's a bluffer who just got found out. He will

never be at the tactical level of Milan or Barcelona, he doesn't even

have the footballing intelligence to know why Barca beat him. Look at

his claims that the best team didn't win. Ridiculous. He's a Bengal

lancer."

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"He's a gentleman. He's a class act. He's a rebel. And he stands up to bullies."

 

Eamo from possibly the best display of punditry known to man.

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"He's a gentleman. He's a class act. He's a rebel. And he stands up to bullies."

 

Eamo from possibly the best display of punditry known to man.

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Ah Eamonn, you can't say that now.

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Guest alex
I'm gald to see Dunphy took time out from being lodged up Roy Keanes arse to make those comments.

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:) I was thinking along similar lines.

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