Craig 6289 Posted November 28, 2008 Author Share Posted November 28, 2008 What animal has a cunt halfway up its back??? A police horse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cid_MCDP 0 Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 There's a rule about not talking about it iirc. Ding! Well played, sir! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 John Travolta's son is starring in a new film out in the summer- Saturday Night Seizure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 John Travolta's son is starring in a new film out in the summer- Saturday Night Seizure. Fucking hell man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 John Travolta's son is starring in a new film out in the summer- Saturday Night Seizure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 John Travolta's son is starring in a new film out in the summer- Saturday Night Seizure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 There's a few Travolta jokes doing the rounds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 There's a few Travolta jokes doing the rounds Aye, he's signed up for two other films Look Who's Not Talking Anymore and Not Staying Alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6289 Posted January 14, 2009 Author Share Posted January 14, 2009 Letter from a gypo girl to a problem page in the newspaper... Dear Deirdre, I'm 18 years old and still a virgin.... Do you think my brother might be gay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Letter from a Mackem girl to a problem page in the newspaper... Dear Deirdre, I'm 18 years old and still a virgin.... Do you think my brother might be gay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 A vicar books into a hotel & says to the hotel clerk I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled. She says No sir, its just regular porn, you sick bastard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26189 Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 After strangulation, which organ in the female body remains warm after death? My Cock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 After strangulation, which organ in the female body remains warm after death? My Cock You twisted fucka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16498 Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 Prince Harry has apologised to people for refeering his "Paki" collegue as a mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6432 Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 A vicar books into a hotel & says to the hotel clerk I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled. She says No sir, its just regular porn, you sick bastard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k4t0 0 Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 I recently took up speed dating, Or, as some people call it, rape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k4t0 0 Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Have you ever noticed that it's only 'perfect' people who are murdered or killed in horrific accidents? "He was the perfect son" or "She was the perfect daughter." "Such a tragic accident they were the perfect family." "They died together,the perfect couple till the end." Makes me glad I abuse my kids and beat up my wife. Kind of makes me immortal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 I am going to rob a bank tomorrow, i plan on dressing as a clown, I'll be wearing a thong and nipple tassles. I'll be carrying a goat with a dildo up my arse and a tin of Dulux. When im in the bank I'm gonna get the goat to suck me off and then I'll throw the paint over the walls whilst shouting the words big fat pissflaps. Once i get the cash im gonna take a shit on the floor before escaping in a van shaped like a big pink cock.............. Lets see crimewatch fucking stage a reconstruction of that!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normal 0 Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 Ive been talking to a 14 year old girl online over the past few months. She has now told me she is an undercover police officer. Thats some job to have when your 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26189 Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 Jade Goody has been cheered up by one bit of good news today. She got ten quid on eBay for her hairdryer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooner 243 Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian, 'Excuse me Miss, dey ye hiv ony books on suicide?' To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses and says, 'Fook off, ye'll no bring it back!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38571 Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 Bloke walks into Glasgow Bakers " Is that a cream bun or a meringue?" Wifey says " No, yer right, it's a cream bun" Outdoor overgarment firmly got Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelus71 4 Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 Bloke walks into Glasgow Bakers" Is that a cream bun or a meringue?" Wifey says " No, yer right, it's a cream bun" Outdoor overgarment firmly got Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelus71 4 Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 What's blue and never fits properly? A dead epileptic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelus71 4 Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 Q:how does an American girl know her mother is on her period? A:Her brother's dick tastes different! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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