Craig 6289 Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 you Ayatollah you ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 Top quality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sicklee Sausage Roll 0 Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 Impressive stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 Then there's the Muslim inflatable doll that blows herself up..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 Whats the difference between Londoners and Smarties? Smarties don't melt in the tube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 Two boys were walking through a wood when they come across a large pile of rabbit poo. One of them says: "What's that?" The other replies: "If you eat it, it'll make you smarter." So the lad scoops a handful and chews on it. "This tastes like absolute crap" he splutters. "See, you're smarter already" replies the other. Get it? A bad taste. Aah see what I did there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 I heard some shockers at the match the other night, one about lots of confused Geordies in Tavistock Sq having never seen an open top bus before... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 Whats the difference between Londoners and Smarties? Smarties don't melt in the tube 8575[/snapback] I'm more offended by the age of that joke (and the fact I can remember it from the first time around) than the joke itself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 Whats the difference between Londoners and Smarties? Smarties don't melt in the tube 8575[/snapback] I'm more offended by the age of that joke (and the fact I can remember it from the first time around) than the joke itself 8649[/snapback] I know, but there were some top quality poor-taste jokes in the eighties. One of my other favorites was: Who has killed more Indians than John Wayne? Union Carbide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6289 Posted August 8, 2005 Author Share Posted August 8, 2005 Two Moslem women, walking down the street. One lifts her chadri and says... "Does my bomb look big in this?" The fallacy that Moslem's don't drink has been exposed... One took 5 shots before breakfast the other Friday... Two Middle East mothers are sitting in the cafe chatting. The older of the mothers pulls her bag out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing. "This is my oldest son Mohammed. He's 24 years old now" "Yes, I remember him as a baby" says the other mother cheerfully. "He's a martyr now though" mum confides. "Oh so sad dear" says the other. "And this is my second son Kalid. He's 21" "Oh, I remember him," says the other happily, "he had such curly hair when he was born". "He's a martyr too " says mum quietly. "Oh gracious me ...." says the other. "And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He's 18", she whispers. "Yes" says the friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school". "He's a martyr also," says mum, with tears in her eyes. After a pause and a deep sigh, the second muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says... "They blow up so fast, don't they?" What sit's at the top of the stairs smoking? Stephen Hawking after a house fire 37 Muslims killed in Bradford....... it wasn't a revenge attack, it was just the bunkbed broke Ambulance Crews were called to a house where 2 gay muslim men exploded during intercourse...... Police suspect Suicide Bummers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 What sit's at the top of the stairs smoking? Stephen Hawking after a house fire 9022[/snapback] Nah man, it's "What's black and silver and sits at the top of the stairs?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16498 Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 Bob Geldof, Ozzy Osbourne and Michael Jackson on the Titanic. The Titanic starts to sing Geldof "Save the children" Osbourne "Fuck The Children" Jackson "Ooo do we have time?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 Heard over the weekend, think it was on 8/10 Cats... President Bush has sent a message up to the space shuttle. He said if they didn't think they were going to make it back safely would they mind aiming for Iran Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitty-sniper 0 Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 Two Moslem women, walking down the street. One lifts her chadri and says... "Does my bomb look big in this?" The fallacy that Moslem's don't drink has been exposed... One took 5 shots before breakfast the other Friday... Two Middle East mothers are sitting in the cafe chatting. The older of the mothers pulls her bag out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing. "This is my oldest son Mohammed. He's 24 years old now" "Yes, I remember him as a baby" says the other mother cheerfully. "He's a martyr now though" mum confides. "Oh so sad dear" says the other. "And this is my second son Kalid. He's 21" "Oh, I remember him," says the other happily, "he had such curly hair when he was born". "He's a martyr too " says mum quietly. "Oh gracious me ...." says the other. "And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He's 18", she whispers. "Yes" says the friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school". "He's a martyr also," says mum, with tears in her eyes. After a pause and a deep sigh, the second muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says... "They blow up so fast, don't they?" What sit's at the top of the stairs smoking? Stephen Hawking after a house fire 37 Muslims killed in Bradford....... it wasn't a revenge attack, it was just the bunkbed broke Ambulance Crews were called to a house where 2 gay muslim men exploded during intercourse...... Police suspect Suicide Bummers 9022[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thompson 0 Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 Heard over the weekend, think it was on 8/10 Cats... President Bush has sent a message up to the space shuttle. He said if they didn't think they were going to make it back safely would they mind aiming for Iran 9061[/snapback] Class! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6289 Posted August 8, 2005 Author Share Posted August 8, 2005 What sit's at the top of the stairs smoking? Stephen Hawking after a house fire 9022[/snapback] Nah man, it's "What's black and silver and sits at the top of the stairs?" 9025[/snapback] Question is, how the feck did he get up there in the first place? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 What sit's at the top of the stairs smoking? Stephen Hawking after a house fire 9022[/snapback] Nah man, it's "What's black and silver and sits at the top of the stairs?" 9025[/snapback] Question is, how the feck did he get up there in the first place? 9101[/snapback] Time travel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordiesned 0 Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 A Londoner got on a bus. Boom boom. These bombs are just like London buses – you wait ages for one then four come along at once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 It's a put down not a joke but I still found it amusing: "You get an erection when you look in the mirror because you look like a c*nt" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 9133[/snapback] Oooooh...bookable offence I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26189 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 Just seen this South Park clip, http://www.cartmanthearistocrat.com/ Left me a bit open mouthed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattM4 0 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 Just seen this South Park clip, http://www.cartmanthearistocrat.com/ Left me a bit open mouthed. 10636[/snapback] what the hell? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 You could easily remove the word 'taste' from the title of this thread for half of the jokes in it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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