peasepud 59 Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 Fucking quality! I've just had the Mayor of New Orleans on the Phone, says this years Mardi Gras will have more floats than usual. Skipping away from all the Orleans talk for a minute, I went to a Muslim Birthday Party last neet. Fucking hell man, fastest game of pass the parcel I've ever seen! 31543[/snapback] Who was the last person to fuck the Aussie and bring home the ashes? Paula Yates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChocChip 0 Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 Quentin Tarantino is making a new film in New Orleans. It's called Resivoir Wogs.If New Orleans is the home of Jazz, then what the fuck are Katrina & the Waves doing there!? 30496[/snapback] I just want to tell you, that is f**king class man! A laugh's a laugh bro and thats killer. Gonna make sure that does the rounds. The Stevie Wonder guitar one is funny too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChocChip 0 Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 I'm struggling here and this is an old one but........... Small kid and a violent paedophile are walking through the woods, kid says 'it's scary here', paedophile says 'your scared! I've gotta come back this way on my own.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 Why are the sick jokes the best! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Lazaru 0 Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 I'm struggling here and this is an old one but........... Small kid and a violent paedophile are walking through the woods, kid says 'it's scary here', paedophile says 'your scared! I've gotta come back this way on my own.' 32601[/snapback] That brings back memories, i last heard that when i was in middle school!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 I'm struggling here and this is an old one but........... Small kid and a violent paedophile are walking through the woods, kid says 'it's scary here', paedophile says 'your scared! I've gotta come back this way on my own.' 32601[/snapback] That brings back memories, i last heard that when i was in middle school!!! 32657[/snapback] Which were you? the small kid or the paedo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Lazaru 0 Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 I'm struggling here and this is an old one but........... Small kid and a violent paedophile are walking through the woods, kid says 'it's scary here', paedophile says 'your scared! I've gotta come back this way on my own.' 32601[/snapback] That brings back memories, i last heard that when i was in middle school!!! 32657[/snapback] Which were you? the small kid or the paedo 32688[/snapback] I'm still alive aren't I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 I'm struggling here and this is an old one but........... Small kid and a violent paedophile are walking through the woods, kid says 'it's scary here', paedophile says 'your scared! I've gotta come back this way on my own.' 32601[/snapback] That brings back memories, i last heard that when i was in middle school!!! 32657[/snapback] Which were you? the small kid or the paedo 32688[/snapback] I'm still alive aren't I 32708[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Hog 336 Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 This one is probably quite old. Two peadophiles are sat on a park bench when a 16 year old girl walks past. One turns to the other and says "Bloody hell, I bet she was a go-er in her day" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 two paedophiles on the beach, one turns to the other and says "excuse me can you get out of my son (sun)" Sorry doesn't really work written down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 What's black and comes in little white cans? Michael Jackson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 Two gay muslims blew up whilst having sex earlier today. Police say they were suicide bummers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 Apparently France is losing millions in tourism because rather than going there to pick strawberries everyones going to New Orleans Blackberrying! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordiesned 0 Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 Apparently France is losing millions in tourism because rather than going there to pick strawberries everyones going to New Orleans Blackberrying! 34568[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordiesned 0 Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 How do you stop children playing on your front lawn? Molest them (this one is best said aloud) Whats the best thing about fucking 28 year olds? There's 20 of them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordiesned 0 Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 Couple of old tsunami jokes; Have you heard that since Santa doesn't stop at Indonesia and Thailand as he passed over this year he thought he would give them a big wave? And now the disaster's happened Fairy Liquid have pledged aid in the shape of 100,000 bottles of Fairy Liquid - apparently all the locals keep washing up on the beach. And lastly, one sick joke - What's the difference between sand and menstrual blood? You can't gargle with sand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 You forgot one: Did you hear that Ellen McArthurs solo round the world sailing record has just been broken? By a Sri Lankan on a deck chair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 Stevie Wonder got a cheese grater for Christmas. He says it's the most violent book he's ever read! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Hog 336 Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 Two prostitutes are stood at a street corner discussing how busy they have been. The first one says "Christ it's been a busy one tonight, you can smell the cock in the air" the second one replies "Oh sorry, I just burped". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6302 Posted October 3, 2005 Author Share Posted October 3, 2005 Christmas is cancelled........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted October 3, 2005 Share Posted October 3, 2005 What do you call an attractive pakistani? Asif What's the difference between Basil Brush and a muslim? A muslim only goes boom once (I'm sorry ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordiesned 0 Posted October 16, 2005 Share Posted October 16, 2005 Following the earthquake in Pakistan which left an estimated 30,000 dead, France are sending food, America are sending medicine and England are sending replacements! Reports say that the stench from thousands of bodies in Pakistan is unbearable.... Police say it's likely to get worse now there's dead ones! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 Racist and unfunny. Nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 I thought so too but I suppose this is the bad taste joke thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17744 Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 I thought so too but I suppose this is the bad taste joke thread. 46666[/snapback] True, but its not a shit racist joke thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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