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Little Johnny walks into his parents bedroom to find his Dad giving his Mum one. His Dad smirks and throws a pillow at the door saying, "Get outta here, you little shit!"

 

A couple of hours later Dad hears a whole lot of commotion coming from little Johnny's bedroom. He goes up to find little Johnny giving his Grandma a right royal seeing to.

 

Little Johnny smiles, "It's not so fucking funny when it's your Mum, is it?"

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Little Johnny walks into his parents bedroom to find his Dad giving his Mum one. His Dad smirks and throws a pillow at the door saying, "Get outta here, you little shit!"

 

A couple of hours later Dad hears a whole lot of commotion coming from little Johnny's bedroom. He goes up to find little Johnny giving his Grandma a right royal seeing to.

 

Little Johnny smiles, "It's not so fucking funny when it's your Mum, is it?"

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Whats the difference between Londoners and Smarties?

 

Smarties don't melt in the tube :icon_lol::icon_lol:;)

so ur basically trying to say that all Londoners are black and that black people melt which in some peoples views is racist

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Whats the difference between Londoners and Smarties?

 

Smarties don't melt in the tube ;):icon_lol::icon_lol:

so ur basically trying to say that all Londoners are black and that black people melt which in some peoples views is racist

 

Got it in one mate. :icon_lol:

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Whats the difference between Londoners and Smarties?

 

Smarties don't melt in the tube ;):icon_lol::(

so ur basically trying to say that all Londoners are black and that black people melt which in some peoples views is racist

 

Got it in one mate. :icon_lol:

FO besty :icon_lol:

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What do Gary Glitter and Colin McCrae have in common?

 

They've both had two kids going down on their Chopper.

*sharp intake of breath*

 

:(

 

Ah, that's the one I was just about to post.

 

Actually, it was slightly different - but the same idea.

 

What's the difference between Colin McCrae and Gary Glitter

Only two kids went down on Colin's chopper.

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Jose Mourinho wants to fuck off to Portugal and never set foot on English soil again.

 

Apparently he's contacted Gerry and Kate McCann for some tips...

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