catmag 336 Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 I'm just the man to pose as a police orrificer and and relieve her of her ill gotten gains......shit!, just remembered I'm not big enough116603[/snapback] Get yourself an overcoat and stand on Manc-mag's shoulders. Should just about do it! 116892[/snapback] But isn't the minimum height to be a constable 5' 9" ?? 116898[/snapback] 6ft2 in my stocking'd feet, sunshine! 116903[/snapback] I have fantasised about you in your stockings! 116905[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 I just had this image of Durham's town square being full of reprobates off here tomorrow, standing around trying to look all nonchalant-like and inconspicuous waiting for the sting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 6ft2 in my stocking'd feet, sunshine! 116903[/snapback] Built up stockings? what will they think of next??? 116912[/snapback] They're laddered tbh. Jesus wept... it must be Friday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 Just a point, aren't you gonna have to stake out the drop off point all day? Best take a book lads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 I'm just the man to pose as a police orrificer and and relieve her of her ill gotten gains......shit!, just remembered I'm not big enough116603[/snapback] Get yourself an overcoat and stand on Manc-mag's shoulders. Should just about do it! 116892[/snapback] But isn't the minimum height to be a constable 5' 9" ?? 116898[/snapback] 6ft2 in my stocking'd feet, sunshine! 116903[/snapback] I have fantasised about you in your stockings! 116905[/snapback] 116915[/snapback] That's just wrong, Cath - just plain WRONG!! For that, I will send you a photo.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 That's just wrong, Cath - just plain WRONG!! For that, I will send you a photo.... 116922[/snapback] In stockings? Ewwwww........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 6ft2 in my stocking'd feet, sunshine! 116903[/snapback] Built up stockings? what will they think of next??? 116912[/snapback] They're laddered tbh. Jesus wept... it must be Friday! 116918[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 Hooo! can we get this back on topic? Who knows Durham then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 I am 6ft 2 by the way. Yous can all kiss my sweeneys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 I am 6ft 2 by the way. Yous can all kiss my sweeneys! 116928[/snapback] Shrinking under the weight of that thumb all the time tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 Hooo! can we get this back on topic? Who knows Durham then? 116926[/snapback] There's a church-type-thingy there ib. Down the road (a toll road) there's a bit of an open area surrounded by buildings iirc. I haven't been there for a while (6months, passport office). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 Hooo! can we get this back on topic? Who knows Durham then? 116926[/snapback] There's a church-type-thingy there ib. Down the road (a toll road) there's a bit of an open area surrounded by buildings iirc. I haven't been there for a while (did 6months for passport fraud). 116935[/snapback] A Church type thing??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 Hooo! can we get this back on topic? Who knows Durham then? 116926[/snapback] There's a church-type-thingy there ib. Down the road (a toll road) there's a bit of an open area surrounded by buildings iirc. I haven't been there for a while (did 6months for passport fraud). 116935[/snapback] A Church type thing??? 116936[/snapback] Whey y'knaaa I would luv it (as someone famously said) to attend tomorrow, but I can't see wor lass letting me off the leash tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 I would luv it (as someone famously said) to attend tomorrow, but I can't see wor lass letting me off the leash tbh 116940[/snapback] wot? you're lass wont let you out of the house on a Saturday morning to go meet up with a student tart? under the thumb tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 Hooo! can we get this back on topic? Who knows Durham then? 116926[/snapback] There's a church-type-thingy there ib. Down the road (a toll road) there's a bit of an open area surrounded by buildings iirc. I haven't been there for a while (did 6months for passport fraud). 116935[/snapback] A Church type thing??? 116936[/snapback] Whey y'knaaa I would luv it (as someone famously said) to attend tomorrow, but I can't see wor lass letting me off the leash tbh 116940[/snapback] hahaha henpecked tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34190 Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 Hooo! can we get this back on topic? Who knows Durham then? 116926[/snapback] There's a church-type-thingy there ib. Down the road (a toll road) there's a bit of an open area surrounded by buildings iirc. I haven't been there for a while (did 6months for passport fraud). 116935[/snapback] A Church type thing??? 116936[/snapback] Whey y'knaaa I would luv it (as someone famously said) to attend tomorrow, but I can't see wor lass letting me off the leash tbh 116940[/snapback] hahaha henpecked tbh 116947[/snapback] Yours wouldn't even let you leave your seat last Satda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 I know where Durham Prison is. Just for future reference for Smoothie. Is there a plan yet then? What is actually going to be left for her in the sting and who's going to be there to witness it? We need clarification damn it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 I know where Durham Prison is. Just for future reference for Smoothie. Is there a plan yet then? What is actually going to be left for her in the sting and who's going to be there to witness it? We need clarification damn it! 116960[/snapback] well Im planning on doing it, not sure if any of the others are as well, the more the merrier I say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elvis 0 Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 Thought i'd join up to say lads, well done this thread is superb - just got it after being linked from the Sunderland Message Board. Points re: Durham. Remember the Market Place area is not really accessible for cars; you have to pay and can't really stop. Places I would think of are -- Gala Theatre, Chase, Jimmy Allens, the Court, North Road, Bowling Alley (Sands Car park)... ...also will it not be a bit dodgy leaving suspect packages around Durham City? ::I might have a pop down tommorow to see what the craic is:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34190 Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 Post the link to where you picked this up from please mate. Just out of interest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 Thought i'd join up to say lads, well done this thread is superb - just got it after being linked from the Sunderland Message Board. Points re: Durham. Remember the Market Place area is not really accessible for cars; you have to pay and can't really stop. Places I would think of are -- Gala Theatre, Chase, Jimmy Allens, the Court, North Road, Bowling Alley (Sands Car park)... ...also will it not be a bit dodgy leaving suspect packages around Durham City? ::I might have a pop down tommorow to see what the craic is:: 117000[/snapback] How could we have forgetten? The only thing that this sting was lacking....an Elvis impersonator! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elvis 0 Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 Post the link to where you picked this up from please mate. Just out of interest. 117003[/snapback] http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=111981 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34190 Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 If any of the filthy gets from the SMB want in on it, the thread could mebbes do with some fresh impetus. Does Delscottio post on here under a different guise then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elvis 0 Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 If any of the filthy gets from the SMB want in on it, the thread could mebbes do with some fresh impetus. Does Delscottio post on here under a different guise then? 117012[/snapback] not sure mate; just went on this morning and ended up spending the rest of the morning reading this thread. get the pervs on here, especially Beery, and the thread will probably pick up again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 Thought i'd join up to say lads, well done this thread is superb - just got it after being linked from the Sunderland Message Board. Points re: Durham. Remember the Market Place area is not really accessible for cars; you have to pay and can't really stop. Places I would think of are -- Gala Theatre, Chase, Jimmy Allens, the Court, North Road, Bowling Alley (Sands Car park)... ...also will it not be a bit dodgy leaving suspect packages around Durham City? ::I might have a pop down tommorow to see what the craic is:: 117000[/snapback] hopefully, it'll just be envelopes but yea a few hours being grilled by the anti-terrorist branch should provide a few pages of mirth on here like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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