Gemmill 34435 Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 Any word on whether themags has potted the brown with the skinheed yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 Right, I've just had a phonecall from Pud. Give me two minutes to type it out cos he wants our advice about something, but stay tuned - this is funny.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish Mag 3 Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 Any word on whether themags has potted the brown with the skinheed yet? 117557[/snapback] Well from the lack of word we can assume either hes got a hiding or hes getting his moneys worth... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 31 Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 <munches snackajacks .. (had no popcorn at Asda) .. > home they're getting some pics mind.... I wanna see who this skinhead is, is he related, maybe her pimp? Maybe she really has a skin head.... so many questions... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 6846 Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 <munches snackajacks .. (had no popcorn at Asda) .. > home they're getting some pics mind.... I wanna see who this skinhead is, is he related, maybe her pimp? Maybe she really has a skin head.... so many questions... 117560[/snapback] Well she did say she waxed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34435 Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 <munches snackajacks .. (had no popcorn at Asda) .. > home they're getting some pics mind.... I wanna see who this skinhead is, is he related, maybe her pimp? Maybe she really has a skin head.... so many questions... 117560[/snapback] Could well have been him in a wig on the photos, given the chebbage. Just had a text from pud saying: "Bastid thinks I'm a copper! Me! Cheeky twat!" If only he'd taken some cuffs with him, we could have nicked him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 31 Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 Well, fits the bill like, tall, piglike, masseeev outy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 Reet. Here's a very quick summary. The lads dropped the 'money' off in the library and WHSmiths and kept an eye on proceedings only to find a tall, skinny skinhead lad mooching about the place and they clocked him straightaway. Turns out that this lad is definitely the one who they've been texting all along (eww) so we've no idea who the girl is or whether she even knows that her photo has been used in this scam. Anyway, the lad has seen pud and the mags hanging around in both the locations and believes they are plain clothes coppers try to nab him He text them saying something along the lines of 'fuck this - you're coppers' to which pud replied that he wasn't. This lad has now legged it but they don't know whether he's going to try and come back and collect the 'money' at some point.. What they want to know now is.. - Should they come clean to him, text him and admit the truth - Text him saying that yes, they are coppers, but if he meets them and admits what he was doing that they'll 'let him off with a warning' and them admit the truth. otherwise there'll be a warrant out for his arrest. Basically - scare the shit out of him - Start a fake police website with WANTED posters for him I've strongly advised against the last one by the way as impersonating a police officer is a bad, bad crime! Reet, quick replies please as they're now hanging round not knowing what to do.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish Mag 3 Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 - Start a fake police website with WANTED posters for him 117564[/snapback] Easily the best choice... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 6846 Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 Reet. Here's a very quick summary. The lads dropped the 'money' off in the library and WHSmiths and kept an eye on proceedings only to find a tall, skinny skinhead lad mooching about the place and they clocked him straightaway. Turns out that this lad is definitely the one who they've been texting all along (eww) so we've no idea who the girl is or whether she even knows that her photo has been used in this scam. Anyway, the lad has seen pud and the mags hanging around in both the locations and believes they are plain clothes coppers try to nab him He text them saying something along the lines of 'fuck this - you're coppers' to which pud replied that he wasn't. This lad has now legged it but they don't know whether he's going to try and come back and collect the 'money' at some point.. What they want to know now is.. - Should they come clean to him, text him and admit the truth - Text him saying that yes, they are coppers, but if he meets them and admits what he was doing that they'll 'let him off with a warning' and them admit the truth. otherwise there'll be a warrant out for his arrest. Basically - scare the shit out of him - Start a fake police website with WANTED posters for him I've strongly advised against the last one by the way as impersonating a police officer is a bad, bad crime! Reet, quick replies please as they're now hanging round not knowing what to do.... 117564[/snapback] Gets my vote, but only because of the legal implications of the fake website and posters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 31 Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 Hahaha. I reckon No 2. But, we need pictures! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34435 Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 I bet he's shiteing himself. Both b and c are technically impersonating a police officer like. I would try b on maybe and see what happens. If he agrees to meet fair enough, if he doesn't then resort to a. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rikko 20 Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 Yeh, best to avoid the latter one like, however dont see a problem with plastering his face all over durham like... I say go for option 2... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 Find him and keel him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34435 Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 Just so this fact isn't lost on anyone, The Operator texted a picture of his cock to a skinhead. Lest we forget. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34435 Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 Just so this fact isn't lost on anyone, The Operator texted a picture of his cock to a skinhead. Lest we forget. 117572[/snapback] Having said that, the skinhead had already agreed to do his ironing nude whilst The Operator saw to himself, so maybe it's not so bad after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 Just so this fact isn't lost on anyone, The Operator texted a picture of his cock to a skinhead. Lest we forget. 117572[/snapback] Ewwwwww Fuck knows who the lass is or where she fits into all this Anyway, I'm not sure whether something is happening at the moment cos he's not answering his phone. Gawd, it's like one of them daft books where you can choose multiple endings.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34435 Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 I bet they think they're the fucking Hardy Boys at the minute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 Isnt this thread GREAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26317 Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 Has to be B, tell them to accept a bribe of £100 each to let him off with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 Still not answering the phone...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 Has to be B, tell them to accept a bribe of £100 each to let him off with it. 117579[/snapback] Impersonating a police officer and bribery; it's a new low! Have you considered becoming an agony aunt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34435 Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 Still not answering the phone...... 117580[/snapback] Too busy playing bad cop to themags' good cop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6302 Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 - Start a fake police website with WANTED posters for him 117564[/snapback] Easily the best choice... 117565[/snapback] Agreed! Have we still got the number? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gretzky 0 Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 Definately give him the option to own up and only get a caution. Then tell him he has to pay a £100 fine, take it off him then kick the shit out of him. This is a class thread BTW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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